when i catch you tom hanks

33 she/her. all NSFW tagged n*fw.

[ladyeggplant]

err apparent | callum/austin

As for the matter of my estate, I bequeath the entirety of the manor and its land to whichever of my heirs can abide by the following conditions.

[mgopinoon]

[mewwon]

Yeah this is my wet hay perfume. this one’s my wet forest soil one, but then this other one is just plain wet soil. This one’s rotten citrus wet soil. That’s my fresh tennis ball one. Ohh and that one is supposed to represent the horrors of war lol

[viridians-deactivated20131004]

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Well you are the one, the one that lies close to me Whispers “Hello, I’ve missed you quite terribly” I fell in love, in love with you suddenly Now there’s no place else I could be but here in your arms

[resetme]

Everything about her intrigued me. Her endless confidence, her weird turn of phrase, the surprising poetry that slipped through the cracks of her madness.

BABY REINDEER (2024) Episode 1.

[boo-kei]

RICHARD GADD & HIS PINK PEN

[minyard-05]

love my hockey mutuals. occasionally poetry snippets or kafka quotes will cross my dash tagged "san jose sharks" and i have to think well i didn't watch it so who am i to judge. maybe franz kafka did write that about the san jose sharks

[ladyeggplant]

evil truth of adulthood is phone calls are in fact the only way to get things done

[ladyeggplant]

the other evil truth of adulthood is that you must go to many stores

[duskissed]

[mattymartin]

↳ ALEXANDER ROMANOV & ILYA SOROKIN PLAY BADMINTON TOGETHER | 6.11.26

[mattymartin]

↳ ROOKIE MAT BARZAL GETS PRANKED BY UFC'S CHRIS WEIDMAN | 1.7.18

[ladyeggplant]

evil truth of adulthood is phone calls are in fact the only way to get things done

[perriaeyjeve]

[gogumagirl]

[magneticghouls]

i read your diary, every line

[amputatetheloneliness]

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Snitches and Talkers Get Stitches and Walkers by Fall Out Boy.

“The reason why we didn’t put ’Snitches’ on the record is because when it was done I felt that it reminded me too much of My Chem and I didn’t want to throw it on and have people think we wrote a My Chem song.” - Pete Wentz.

[lawrenceleemagnuson]

Lauren Mercer-Small, Canada http://worksbylauren.com