when i catch you tom hanks

33 she/her. all NSFW tagged n*fw.

[ladyeggplant]

err apparent | callum/austin

As for the matter of my estate, I bequeath the entirety of the manor and its land to whichever of my heirs can abide by the following conditions.

[breakfastonuranus]

[cognitohazardous]

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed

[ladyeggplant]

lmfao leafs fans dogging on munch as if they a) have gotten past the second round in the last decade and b) didn’t run him out of town

[heartsl0b]

7-eleven

[twinkwolf]

[casablancascassidy-deactivated2]

[fungusamongusblg2]

[newyork]

[wagtivities]

like why is the knicks owner creating insane fic premises. ..

[wuntrum]

utility pole paintings for april / may / june !

[cutiebabie]

love a good bumper sticker

[testosterossav4]

Kurtis Wolfe & Trent King

RagingStallion

[dailyrothko]

[dailyrothko]

Mark Rothko, Untitled (Red, Blue, Orange), 1955, oil on canvas, 66 5/8 x 49 3/8 in. Signed “Mark Rothko” on the reverse                

© Kate Rothko Prizel and Christopher Rothko_DACS 2018

(it may be worth clicking here for the big version!

[judblanc]

worst person you know makes a good point etc

[beauvilliers]

Montreal Canadiens @ New York Islanders | April 12, 2026

[ladyeggplant]

summer goals

eat pasta outside

go into a body of water

lobster rolls PLURAL

post at least 1 fic lmao

carnival/street fair of some kind

[ladyeggplant]

oh also

revenge