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BG2 style portraits for the BG3 team?! Genius! I love this so much!
Ravenloft: Forbidden Lore Box Set Art by Clyde Caldwell
Hey it's me explaining the joke. This gets infinitely funnier when you realize that this is the art for a magic the gathering card named homicidal seclusion.
Sometimes D&D runs 3 hours later than you meant it to and you kill off your girlfriends character in a spectacularly evil way, to everyoneâs horror.
Then everyone messages the group chat for a further hour and a half in denial and grief and you just sit there with your evil plans fulfilled.
It's bloodborne again // ...something from 2021
Yee old stuff. This one was made 1,5 year ago. I still like the interaction pose of both, but I see how everything the rest would look different if I painted it today xdxd
Still wanted to post tho!
decided iâm gonna get this printed as a poster and just hang it above my bed so each morning i can wake up feeling like a victim of medical malpractice
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Story time!
I struggled in school growing up due to a lack of focus.
When teachers could get me focused or interested in things I did really good- the teachers themselves Really made a difference. Like most kids, I disliked math. But I had one teacher come along who just helped me finally *get it* and I realized that specifically because my teacher the next year was very harsh and my math grade slipped again because I just couldnât engage with that teacher. Now I donât mind math as much.
Now that Iâm an adult, I find myself really good at most of the things I learned in school, specifically by way of my own interest in learning those things- and not because of being forced to learn them. It really made a difference. Some teachers really make a difference.
In university⌠my second last year, I had a course that was Full Year, and it was a big commitment, we collaborated as a class and put on a show that we made at a professional theatre. I saw them every day. We had check in meetings with our prof, and team building, and the class/show all went great.
Yet even in university I felt my focus elsewhere. I often procrastinated. Not just school but life, chores, errands. Yet, I had a really good memory for things I found interesting. Events, names of characters and details from stories and movies and gamesâŚ. People often told me I had a good memory, or they were impressed with information I knew about minor things. (Like actor names, and other trivia.)
Really, my parents pushed me to be better at this point, keeping on track with not procrastinating or letting things slip away. But since I was more interested in my courses in university, I was (in general) doing better academically.
The end of the year came around. We had our show, it went great. There was a few weeks left of school so that class devolved into minor projects and retrospection on our show. But we had one final 1 on 1 meeting with our Prof to get our end of year grade.
My teacher for this course was also our director for the show, since he worked with that theatre company. He gave good, generalized feedback about our show and projects/ but in this case he wanted to give specific feedback about our progress for the year.
I didnât really know what to expect.
So imagine, dear reader, how utterly blown away I was when he said âSo I think you might have a learning disability.â
Reader, I was floored. Flabbergasted. That feeling rose to anger as he kept speaking, and Iâll explain why. To paraphrase, he continued with saying â-I noticed that it was hard to get your attention, you would zone out and I would usually have to call your name multiple times, and when I learned that you didnât go to the learning development centre for help I realized you were probably undiagnosed, but clearly it takes a while to get your focus. When you ARE focused, you are a delight to have in the class and you do good work, but it took a bit to get you there.â
No one had ever told me this.
No one, in ~15-17 years of school, (early years probably donât count?) had ever even remotely hinted to me that I might have something that actually was preventing me from learning- let alone something I could have *literally been getting help for.*
So I was angry. Angry at 15 years of no one noticing or telling me- and angry that he told me now, at the end of the year. My time in school was nearly done and I had never even asked for help (or realized I could).
I just struggled along.
Gideon the Ninth but I kinda made them look like a dark souls-esc boss duo. (can you tell the brain rot is rotting)
You reach the bottom of the Ninth House. Youâve entered the large chamber wherein lies the boulder blocking the Locked Tomb. These two stand in your way.
Gideon the Ninth gets in your face with heavy attacks. Harrow the Ninth begins to summon skeletal minions and cast sweeping bone spells. If you attack one of them too many consecutive times, the other gets much more aggressive and will use high damage attacks designed to drive you away. Similar to Throne Watcher and Throne Defender in Dark Souls 2, they will revive each other if they can. You whittle them down evenly and finish them within seconds of one another. A cutscene begins.
Harrow collapses onto her back, covered in blood sweat. Gideon falls to one knee above her, badly wounded. They lock eyes. Gideon speaks.
âThe land that shall receive thee dying, in the same will I die: and there will I be buried. The Lord do so and so to me, and add more also, if aught but death part me and thee. One flesh, one end."
Gideon slices her own throat with her sword and falls. Drops of blood fall into Harrowâs mouth. Shortly after, Harrow begins to glow. Slowly, she rises, taking Gideon's sword as she does. A tear rolls down her cheek. She whispers.
"One flesh, one end."
The battle resumes. A new boss bar appears labeled Harrow the First, Saint of Sacrifice.
Sheâs aggressive, has heal punishing moves, and slowly but constantly recovers her own HP. Her attacks use sword and necromancy in tandem. She slams her sword into the dirt and a tidal wave of bone erupts outward. The range of her sword changes mid-attack as she grafts razor-bones to the end. The attacks are hitboxed precisely enough to determine if you take only the swordâs damage, only the magic damage, or both (effectively a critical hit point on every attack). Many of the skulls in her magic animations have aviator impressions carved into them. During lulls in the music, you can hear Harrow crying softly if you're close enough. Losing the fight at this stage does not reset the Gideon and Harrow fight; future attempts will begin with Harrow the First.
When you defeat Harrow again, she cradles the sword to her chest as she falls. "Gideon⌠Iâve failed⌠but weâll be⌠together again, nowâŚâ
The rock in front of the tomb is rolled away.
Gideonâs body remains, with full ragdoll physics. Itâs what she wouldâve wanted.
The Eternal Prince.
A commission for Ronan. (they/them pronouns for character)
Incidentally this looks a lot like Nahâkur, I love this
I got the glitch where the Lord Placidusax site of grace just randomly shows up for me without me having to defeat it or even interact with it.
I consider it an abrupt shortcut, only downside is that it doesnât let me leave until I beat it.
THIS HAPPENED TO ME TOO
palpatine straight up told anakin he was a sith lord and anakin was like well. this is a lot to process so im going to go fetch my boss and weâll come back in about half an hour and murder you so donât go anywhere and palpatine didnât you have to admire the man
palpatine is the best villain of all time bc he's the classic master manipulator who pits his enemies against each other without lifting a finger by preying on their weaknesses but normally those types of villains have the caveat that once their bullshit get exposed it's a simple matter of slapping handcuffs on them bc they're like weak old CEOs or whatever
but our boy sheev? when his plans don't go perfectly he's just like oh well and starts zapping fuckers to death bc he's also the most powerful old prune in the galaxy and he could just kill everyone around him if he gets bored
like luke throwing away his lightsaber and declaring himself a jedi was great but you know that luke kinda thought that was it, the crotchety old emperor doesn't have vader to fight for him anymore courtesy of luke cutting off vader's hand for possibly the fortieth time in anakin's life, so it's smooth sailing until lando destroys the death star and blasts them all to kingdom come, but then palps is like aw shucks no new apprentice can't blame a guy for trying and just starts deep frying luke for shits and giggles and our poor twink is like THIS ISN'T ONE OF THE THINGS I THOUGHT THE FORCE COULD DO ABORT ABORT ABORT
and with mace and co arriving at sheev's office to bring him in for being dark catholic it's functionally the equivalent of a scooby doo villain of the week getting unmasked by the gang but then he just starts snapping necks
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Draining all my failed potions into the municipal sewer system to make the rats insane and powerful
Incomplete list of great things the PJ LOTR films added that werenât in the books
OFF THE TOP OF MY HEADâ feel free to add on!
âI made a promise Mr Frodoâ a promise! Donât you leave him Samwise Gamgee. And I donât mean to. I donât mean to.â
In general all the scenes where thereâs no words/dialogue, and the music and visuals and actorâs performances are allowed to carry the story insteadâŚ.something thatâs impossible to do in a book. The standout moment for me is the moment after the ring is destroyed, Bard-Dur collapses, and itâs portrayed as.relief beyond words.
THE SOUNDTRACK IN GENERAL
The scene in mount doom thatâs like âdonât you let go. Donât let go.â
The hobbits returning home to find everything the same, and being heartbroken because theyâve changed so much.. Iâm not saying itâs better than the bookâs plotline where they returned home to find the Scouring of the Shireâ˘, but itâs impactful in a completely different way
The scene where Eowyn hears Theodenâs last words, instead of Merry hearing them like he did in the books. Again, not necessarily âbetter,â but impactful in a different way
âmy brother, my captainâŚ.. my king.â
Flm!Boromir in general. Heâs a drastically different character than he was in the books, and YMMV on which version you like better, but Iâm so glad film!Boromir is here
âNo parent should have to bury their child.â
Arwenâs expanded role in general, and the way they we actually got to see her make her choice to stay in Middle Earth
That subplot in the Two Towers where Aragorn tames a wild unruly horse, basically becoming the protagonist of a Horse Girl Movie
THE PACING!!!!!!!!!!!!Â
The way they moved around a lot of the dialogue to places that made it hit differently. .Like in the books Gandalf says the line âmany that live deserve deathâ and some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them?â when heâs still in the Shire with Frodo. But in the films, he says it in Moria instead, in his last conversation with Frodo before his own death.Â
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My time has come.
Legolasâ miniature character arc of growing to understand death. Gandalf dies? Just pure shock. He looks like he got punched. Boromir dies? Heâs just so. Sad and confused. Like a little kid who doesnât know what dying is but he knows itâs bad. They think the Hobbits are dead? Legolas bows his head and murmurs a farewell in Elvish, but he still doesnât seem to comprehend. He thinks Aragorn is dead? He practically shuts down because now he gets it. Battle of the Black Gate, when it looks like Aragorn is about to die? That is the only moment besides Moria when we see Legolas is genuinely afraid.
âNever thought Iâd die fighting side by side with an Elf.â âWhat about side by side with a friend?â ââŚAye. I could do that.â
Ăomer finding Ăowyn after the battle instead of in the middle of it and letting out that gut-wrenching scream.
âThey have a Cave-Troll.â
Basically the entire fight sequence in Balinâs tomb, which was much shorter in the book.
That EPIC charge down the mountain at Helmâs Deep. Looks like a freaking Renaissance painting.
Boromir training the Hobbits to fight. Itâs just so pure and wholesome.
Actually that whole scene because itâs the one momentâbefore the crebain show upâthat we get to see the Fellowship just being friends without some immediate crisis.
Sam getting to say a proper goodbye to Bill the Pony because I have FEELINGS about that pony, okay?!
Arwen and Aragorn having an essentially telepathic connection. Idk if itâs better than the books, but honestly itâs a good way to expand her character without changing it completelyâwhich is what they were gonna do originally by having her show up at Helmâs Deep to fight.
The Elves showing up at Helmâs Deep. I donât like that literally none of them survived, but that moment when Haldir said they came to honor the old allegiance of Men and Elves? That is some Good Content.
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