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[redead-red]

[obi wan voice] Hello There

I'm Red. I'm a mediocre digital artist, bisexual disaster, '''''''career lady''''', occasional cosplayer, and mid-tier writer.

I don't have a twitter or tiktok or any of that stuff. It's blue hellsite or bust. I do have an AO3 though.

I mostly post about Danny Phantom, The Pitt, Star Wars, Legend of Zelda, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Fallout New Vegas, Hatsune Miku, Metal Gear Solid, assorted anime, and more.

Feel free to send me asks about my fics, my interests, or whatever the heck.

[seagreenlaurin]

Getting ready 🌖🦋

[papanorth]

Always some BS

[bobdylanyaoi]

biting the hand that feeds me but im also sucking on the fingers a bit

[thecryptkeeper]

[spaceboytoy]

Hello bisexual community

[spaceboytoy]

Begin killing

[tartrazeen]

[silvermoon424]

This comment fucking clocked me. I am not immune to the cute little “it has pockets!” curtsy

[ryebreadgf]

the sexiest thing a woman can be is a cringe fujoshi with a very serious day job

[automatonwithautonomy]

will never be over just how much buffy the vampire slayer is not fucking about vampires. they're the guys she takes one second to dust and make a quip about at the beginning of an episode before going back to the conversation she's having with whichever one of her friends is lounging comfortably on a gravestone two meters away. occasionally you'll get a particularly dangerous and powerful vamp, and a full ninety percent of the time their big evil plan is to summon something way more dangerous and powerful to fight the slayer and or end the world. they're lame !

[depsidase]

[sexmortem]

Obi Wan, Darth Vader, and Yoda, did their absolute best to ensure Luke would have daddy issues

[strawberryblondebutch]

“Raw milk is better for you as long as you boil it” so true bestie now imagine if we could like. Super boil it. To really get all the bacteria out. And if we could do that quickly and efficiently. Imagine that.

[strawberryblondebutch]

[victusinveritas]

[electronicmail]

Be honest do you think that actually learning things in high school is important

yeah dude or else youre gonna be that coworker people post about

[electronicmail]

this is by far the most insane example

[lunarblazes]

after a lifetime of hearing about aragorn but not reading the books or watching the movies, genuinely nothing could have prepared me for his actual introduction. the hobbits picked this man out of a dumpster. he is a textbook softspoken angst prince and he is covered in dirt and he probably smells so bad. he’s the coolest man alive and is so casual about it. his number one skill is Knowing Where They Are and his number two skill is Having A Horrible Destiny That Torments Him. tolkien got it in one i’m afraid aragorn son of arathorn you are the guy of all time

[miss-nerd-alert]

And then the movies went and understood the assignment by casting Viggo Mortensen.

Described by legendary fight choreographer and Olympic fencer Bob Anderson as “the best swordsman I’ve ever trained”, and insisted on using a real steel sword to get the movement right. Actually bonded with the horses he rode and worked with over the course of filming. Was noted by cast members as being the natural leader of the actors when they were together. Went hiking and fishing in full costume for the sake of authenticity, even repairing damage to the costumes himself to better convey the life of a self-reliant ranger. Actually learned Sindarin, and speaks it more frequently in the films than any other character including the elves. Is an actual polyglot, speaking four languages fluently and having a passing knowledge of six more. Personally composed and performed music for the soundtrack.

They needed someone to play the guy of all time, and they actually GOT the guy of all time.

[ryttu3k]

Didn't just bond with the horses, he bought the horse that played Brego after the movie. (He also bought the horse that Arwen's stunt double rode for her.)

During the fight with the orcs at the end of Fellowship, one of the orcs is meant to throw a knife at Aragorn. There was a mix-up with the props and the orc actor threw an actual knife instead of the blunt prop. Mortensen casually managed to block it with his sword anyway.

As well as hand-repairing his costume, he also was the one who suggested Aragorn have a small bow for hunting, since he lived in the wilderness and would need one. No one else had thought of it.

It was also his suggestion to take Boromir's arm guards and make everyone cry.

He and Peter Jackson once had a whole conversation where Jackson called him 'Aragorn'. Neither of them noticed for about half an hour.

[star-walking]

bro is so tired of his sith apprentice talking about that old man

[awerewolf161]

How Father Thomas be acting when you own a copy of Historia Tassiae: