Haikyuu Incorrect Quotes

(correct*) genshinxj → genshin impact incorrect

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Tanaka: Are you a volleyball ball?

Daichi: What? Are you trying to say some pick-up lines?

Tanaka: CUZ I WANNA HIT YOU SO BAD *hits Daichi's head and run*

Daichi: YOU ARE DEAD TANAKA COME HERE I WILL KILL YOU

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Shouyou: Natsu

Natsu: Nii-chan?

Shouyou: I know a star that brighter even than the sun. Wanna know?

Natsu: EVEN THAN THE SUN?! AAAA TELL ME TELL ME

Shouyou *puts his finger on Natsu's nose*: Here hehe

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Tsukishima: I hate you

Tsukishima: Ah sorry my cat was laying on keyboard

Bokuto: Dw dude

Tsukishima: Wanna hear a secret?

Bokuto: Yes?

Tsukishima: I have no cat ;)

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Hinata: Whats wrong with Tsukishima?

Yachi: I think you shouldn't mess with him right n-

Tsukishima *throws a bench to Kageyama*:

Hinata: KAGEYAMA! Whats happening?!

Yachi: Yamaguchi is sick so couldn't come to school...

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Hinata: Kageyama, can you please help me with this question?

Kageyama: Of course just let me look.

Sugawara: What? Will you be able to solve that, Kageyama?

Kageyama *with a smirk*: I already solved.

the question: whats 9+10?

kageyama's answer: a setter and a tangerine

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Kuroo: Kenmaah! Look what i just did!!

Kenma: uhmhm its nice kuroo.

Kuroo: Kenma..You didn't even look.

Kenma: BC IM SLEEPING JUST STFU

Kuroo: Kenma.. It's 2 pm... CAN'T YOU JUST SLEEP AT THE NIGHT PLEASE?

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Nishinoya: BROOO YOU SAID YOU WON'T BETRAY ME!!!

Tanaka: N-noya..

Nishinoya *pointing Kiyoko in wedding dress*: HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO ME?!?!?

Suga: NISHINOYA YOU ALREADY ACCEPTED TO BE TANAKA'S BEST MAN!!

Nishinoya: IT'S STILL HURTING!!

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Tanaka: Are you French? Because Eiffel for you :3

Kiyoko: Are you trying to romance me?

Tanaka: Yes...

Kiyoko *laughing*: It's working

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Tsukishima: A-

Hinata: PLEASE DONT KILL ME I SWEAR I WONT DO IT AGAIN

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Tsukishima *pointing Natsu*: Hey dont you think this girl is weird haha

Hinata *with an axe*: SAY THAT AGAIN BISH?!?!

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Daichi: Tsukishima... Repeat after me "Hinata is a person."

Tsukishima: Garbage is a garbage.

Daichi: Tsuk- WHAT?

Daichi: Say "Hinata"

Tsukishima: Garbage?

Yamaguchi: TSUKKIII!!!

Hinata *crying in the corner*:

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Hinata *entering the gym with a skirt*: He-

Kageyama: pfft idiot whats wro- HAHAHA

Tsukishima:Ew gross my eyes are burnt

Hinata *looks sad*:

Hinata SHOUYOU *entering the gym*: Natsu? Why are you here? ARE YOU CRYING?

Kageyama: We f* up...

Tsukishima: Yes...

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Oikawa: Do yo know what perfect is about me Iwa-chan?

Iwaizumi: Idk... Maybe your sets? Or your serves?

Oikawa: No. You got it wrong Iwa-chan:)

Oikawa: *while posing with a confident smile* EXIST.