note: my blog is not screen reader friendly!! im sorry, but i dont have the energy to add image descriptions or add plain text sometimes.
DNI: zionist, ableist, racist, sexist, queerphobic, fatphobic, proship, support ai art, sh + ed centered blogs, harmful paras, anti-cringe, anti-kin, anti-endo & syscourse. general assholes. i also block freely.
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semd me snails or microbes to become my friend instantly/silly
ps if you send me hate mail i will mock you its so funny
general info:
hihii!! im fester/vincent !! i go by it/he/thing. i am queer, disabled, neurodivergent, plural, mixed/black, and nonhuman. im a minor so dont be weird. im very bad at introducing myself, but i do have a strawpage! but ill try my best to introduce myself here, too.
about me (but you can skip it):
to go into more detail about some of the above, i specifically identify as bisexual and transmasc, and i also identify as caninekin, notdeerkin, decay conceptkin, and i kin enot and monk from rain world. probably some other things too that i just dont remember.
as youve probably noticed, my blog is tv themed! (or, at the time of posting this it is.) this theme is based off of the song crt by bulldog eyes. bulldog eyes is my favorite music artist (probably ever), and im a little insane about them. i also am just really insane about music (particularly indie/underground music) as well. i have a music blog where i post some of my growing collection of indie music, which ill list below in a bit! i do have other interests though i just really like music. i like a lot of animal sciences like zoology, speculative biology, microbiology, etc. i also like some medias, like night in the woods (which im also a little insane about), rain world, deltarune, the owl house, and some others that are a bit too obscure to really list here. i also like webcore things, amateur art of any kind, and bugs, and cats. i also do art!
some things to note about me!! i am neurodivergent, and i am disabled. i often dont have much energy, which sometimes leads me to not reply to people. i am not ignoring you!! i actually love when people interact with me, im just bad at interacting back. on the topic of being neurodivergent, i am also very mentally ill, and i make vent posts. i dont use the #vent tag, but i do tag content warnings. i will provide my vent tag below soon, feel free to block it.
do not skip!!
for personal reasons, please do not send or talk to me about (or at least warn me!!) larder beetles (small black beetles with a white/tan stripe), skin beetles of any kind, worms, mold and bad food, parasites, or self harm. if you do not warn me of these things or if you send them to me to harm me, i will block you.
TLDR (because that was a lot):
my name is fester or vincent
it/he/thing/they
neurodivergent, queer, plural, poc and nonhuman
minor
huge bulldog eyes fan
i like animal sciences, indie games, indie music, and art
im silly :]
notes:
talk to me!! send me asks!! ask to be my friend!! ask to be mutuals!! i am open to it!! but i am also. very bad at it!!! i will try though o7
if you ever want me to tag something please do ask!! i will try my best to remember it :]
tags:
#dog misc: me when i sillypost (general tag)
#dark pearls: me when i Not silly (vent tag)
#i manipulate everyone around me: second vent tag thats even less silly. highly recommend blocking this one
#festers fuckery: my art hashtag my art (art tag)
#awroo: people yap at me !! (asks tag)
#waggy tail: me when i happypost :] (positive vent tag)
#dog treats: gifts for meee?? (gift tag yay)
#dog howls: for when you fuckers need to listen up (important stuff/blog updates)
#save tag: mye Hoard (stuff i wanna keep, tag is mostly for me)
#me tag: mecore (stuff i relate to)
#snail tag: snilly.. (its just snails)
#micro tag: my Little Guys (microbess)
#amalgam: im guys?? (plural tag, member tags are !{member})
my blogs:
@musicmutt music blog music blog!! and graphics. and photography. and art. really its just a sideblog
@anadeia777 photography yay
@festers-fuckery art sideblog that im slowly giving up on
@amalgamagenic plural blog where other members post
@coolpooltoy weirdfur/furry blog
@ (heavy vent blog) i mean uhm. you can ask ?? but i might not give it to you. im not sure why youd want this one bro
i know i.have other blogs but. i forgor :((
thank youu for reading !!!!!!!! i hope you have a good day byw bye!!!
i go to the shop and I ask if they have any raspberries. they say no, they used to sell raspberries, but they haven't had any in stock in the last 15 years. I ask if there's somewhere else I can go to buy raspberries. They say no, with confidence and pride, they're the only shop around who has ever sold or will ever sell raspberries. Other shops might sell other fruit, sure, but they have a monopoly on all raspberries forever. I ask if they're possibly planning on them selling them again in future? they say they can't tell me that.
on the way home, I encounter someone eating raspberries. I ask and they tell me that they grow their own, they got some seeds from the shop back in The Raspberry Days and kept them. They take me to a field of many beautiful raspberry plants and invite me to pick my own, they're free for all the town to pick whenever they'd like.
someone comes up behind us. It's the shop manager, President of Nintendo Shuntaro Furukawa. he hatefully throws a bob-omb that blows up and kills both of us instantly for stealing 200 trillion dollars worth of potential Raspberry Shop That Doesn't Do Raspberries Anymore profits that they weren't making and then he turns around to the camera with a big thumbs up and says don't do piracy or something ok please
If you guys don't start behaving I'm going to turn off reblogs for this post. This post is about launching matchbox cars into your wall at high enough speeds to lodge them there. Nobody cares about how strong the walls in your house are, and I'm suddenly learning that a lot of people on this webbed site don't know what drywall is, but none of that matters.
The only thing that matters is shoot cars into your wall.
we were given these lives to grow and intertwine @crttvv - Tumblr Blog | Tumgag
