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[cruciblefeathers]

This is becoming the Goobrick masterpost

Here’s the Goobrick lore for anyone interested! Please feel free to send in any asks regarding clarifying questions or even just fun silly things about the guy :3 (PLSPLSPLSPLSPLS)

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💬 0  🔁 0  ❤️ 0 · Register - Login · The Goobrick lore post! I’m sorry if I’m missing stuff, I probably am, but I finally sat down and wrote

Art of the Goobers!

he’s definitely undergone some changes, but I’m really happy with his current design! Goobrick and Varré 4 eva 4 eva guys. I love them…

[nylilcosmos]

Messmer The Impaler 𖣂

[munlyth]

Today is my birthday

[munlyth]

Inspired by the beautiful song "Surgeon // Visualizer" by Wolves Vnd Crows.

[kiratofaja-deactivated20260523]

mf

[roryrogue]

Im out of things to post here's these two. Ft. Wylder thinking smearing blood on everything is affectionate

[oshikasa]

all that was between us

[zeroshadows]

[dapizzamanlol]

The force matters, man...

[tecchen5]

elden ring meme #yeah

[gloameyedfan]

Slim tries to remember her face...

[zippermar]

let's get this (pita) bread

[madtongue]

i love them yr honour

[eldenbiscuit]

You have completed your final trial. And with this, you are a formal inductee.

[boothillpurin]

elden ring doodle dump pt 3 (white mask varré)

one day this week i was with one hell of a headache and couldn't sleep and at like, 4am, i thought "hmmm what if varré used his hair down in the past and adopted the ponytail style because of mohg, wouldn't that be stupid", so i doodled this:

other doodles

(i am friendly and entirely non-threatening!! -varré, probably)

[autumnarchfeyartwork]

s'mohgs

[art-from-within]

Varré appreciation post because i feel like between otherworldly Lovecraftian gods, shitpiss fetishizer/s and vorecel doomers, we easily miss that this random cult pilled male (average lands between citizen)'s preferred weapon of choice, a weapon that he chose to offend and defend his life with of his own volition, was

...a spiky hammer shaped like roses. That he WILLINGLY adopted as his signature weapon, a mace resembling a bouquet of blood roses. That he had no qualms against bitch slapping trifling tarnished and native cucks alike mid diff (calling them bitchless while at it too.), with a fucking bunch of flowers

Mnnnh. The subtle psychological warfare employed here; bamboozling his opponent with flowers of passion (+gazillion aura) + momentary shock freezes opponent to his advantage. That in a land of magical bows, nerd powers and mana laser blasts , he chose(or even better had it custom made) a steel bundle of flowers as hammer.

You are a famished tarnished. You just arrived in the 'glorious lands between' with empty pockets and a will. One of the first npcs u meet....Immediately calls you a maiden-less and broke bum that would amount to nothing. Try to pull up and show him who is boss? Big mistake, he sends you off with fake roses to your face. Rinse and repeat, or come back until you git gud.

The style? 100/10. The dedication to romantic cultcel aesthetic? 100/10. The serve? 100/10. Certified cunt AND common mohgwyn w.