[dollgermx]

[lookforher]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i won’t be participating

[kosmogrl]

trying to be cool about it

[breezybeej]

hey has anyone found a way to act on your desires without opening yourself to failure

[what-even-is-thiss]

I wash the cats’ water bowl every other day and every time I do it they swipe at me and pace around me like they are soooo thirsty and I have just stolen their precious water from them that they’ve been spitting food into and then when I put the clean and full water bowl back down they just sniff it and then don’t drink any. Okay so you weren’t thirsty and you just didn’t trust me is that it

[ihatesnapchat]

listening to a song you've already heard 100000 times but this time you notice backing vocals you never heard before

[clleanlliness]

"i'd kill for you" okay but would you heal for me?

[herzenskoffer]

PLOT TWIST.

[wifegideonnav]

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

[crumbcozy]

I’m finally getting a night guard :D

I’m finally getting a night guard D:

[fujoshane]

when i add ........... to the end of my sentence im leaving room for curiosity. i'm encouraging you to get comfortable with the unknown.......

[laterkiss]

is this happening because i was born

[guiltfactory]

BAD NEWS: it will not be the same forever

GOOD NEWS: it will not be the same forever

[whyenn-reader]

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

[whyenn-reader]

the more you twist yourself into a pretzel to avoid regret the harder it will hit when it eventually catches up to you.

[pukicho]

You’re going to “turn my frown upside down”?

Yeah. Over my dead fucking body. Over my dead fucking body.

[border-collie]

so stupid that i have to worry about money at all, literally what is wrong with us as a species

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[kikmessenger]

sits on my own blog like it’s the edge of a lake wistfully