yo

[parakeet]

imagine if JK Rowling started announcing outlandish things about characters from books she doesn’t even own

[parakeet]

JK Rowling confirms that Rodrick Heffley from the Diary of a Wimpy Kid series is a closeted furry

[420yearold]

Fab 5 when working with a women: you just need to realize how beautiful you are and start taking care of yourself like you take care of others!

Fab 5 when working with a man: please use your shower PLEASE use your

[catchymemes]

[anime-penis]

i, and i can’t emphasize this enough, would literally die for merlin

[la-laborista-republiko]

[methylbenzene]

[jasper-rolls]

enough time has passed on these photos that they feel roughly similar in energy to that photoset of all those dads at some very surreal christmas party

[nprfreshair]

Howdy.

Valais Blacknose Sheep from Switzerland

Photo via redscharlach

[end0skeletal]

When you can see their faces they are very cute!

via Zoo Tierpark Berlin

[rohie-deactivated20191102]

[puthy]

[unpretty]

i always thought of a king sized bed as being a bit bigger than a queen, but now that i have one, i can tell you that a king sized bed is an absurdity. i can sprawl out, and my husband can sprawl out, and the cat can sprawl out, and none of us are touching. i reach out in the night, and find only pillows and plush walruses. i reach further and eventually find his elbow. he rolls over the comforters to try and find me. “i have crossed oceans of bed to be with you,” he says. there is a vast expanse of bed untouched, unmapped, unexplored. the cat is still trying to sleep on my face.

[bandomfandombeyond]

This is the opposite of a creepypasta

[mouthsounds]

cozypasta

[oysters-aint-for-me]

this is peak comedy

[thefederalistfreestyle]

heart went “boom”

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[savvyzoe]

What? What am I getting out of this?

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

That an education system structured around forcing 17 year olds to make life changing financial decisions isn’t the best idea. 

[louismiserables]

harry styles literally said out loud with his own voice on camera that the gender of his hypothetical partner is “not that important”. that happened for actual real. there is no reaching here. i didn’t even move my hand and suddenly i had a big queer present in my lap. this isn’t subtext, this is TEXT, plain and simple, and that text reads: harry styles is not a straight.

[jumex]

tumblr actually dying as a platform really just makes me wanna use it more….like yeah no ones gonna read this that is so fuckin sexy

[revolutionarykoolaid]

[yyyyddmmsupremacy-deactivated20]

remember when you could say stuff like “the earth is round” or “nazis are bad” and be absolutely certain everyone who heard you would agree

[yyyyddmmsupremacy-deactivated20]

remember when you could say “we shouldn’t attack children with tear gas” and be absolutely certain everyone who heard you would agree

[yyyyddmmsupremacy-deactivated20]

remember when you could say “you shouldn’t let your children catch fatal, preventable diseases” and be absolutely certain everyone who heard you would agree

[suspirava-deactivated20250203]