Sleeby

‘I have seen you trying to spell things on google and just give up’ (24 non binary)

[willgrahamscock]

[pukicho]

Why don't you tag any of your posts?

Why would I need to? do i need to tag them #funny to get notes?

[pukicho]

Listen here you small, little freak

[3000s]

spending 20 dollars is easy but once you do it 5 times uh oh

[3000s]

you should be able to spend 20 dollars at least 10 times before it adds up to one hundred dollars

[friendlyfatigue]

remember when linguini brought a rat he found back to his apartment and got all embarrassed and was like it’s not much. to the rat

[pukicho]

im bored help me

bOIOIOIOING!

[pukicho]

I offer limitless entertainment

[fandomsandfeminism]

Is there anything sadder than the little chunk of Kikis Delivery Service when Kiki says "I used to really like flying before it was my job" and then gets so burned out that her magic stops working and she cant talk to Jiji anymore and she tries so hard to FORCE the magic that she breaks her mothers broom and stays up all night, alone, trying to make a new one and crying?

And I know it is all ok in the end- Kiki has friends who look out for her and she takes care of herself and finds her place.

But fuck, those 20 minutes just hurt my heart so much.

[shybi-n-ready2cry]

[rnysterydisease]

[lydiabrbpooping]

this is how jim henson puppets dance

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

finally...

[rogha]

there’s got to be at least one trans woman named eve out there whose deadname is adam. and she’s the funniest person to ever grace this earth with her presence.

[sneef-to-a-snorf-fight]

I feel so appreciated :3

[schakira]

WE FOUND HER!!!!!!!!!!!!

[chiribomb-deactivated20220820]

[theawkwardqueerturtle]

GOD SAID ADAM AND EVE SO SHE WAS BOTH

[sneef-to-a-snorf-fight]

I said this same thing! Except I’m also bi so I add to it a little 😇

[dammitradar]

[kairenn-n]

yes, babe, you're sick and twisted, will you come back to bed- what? yes, of course you're evil and irredeemable. now can you please cuddle with me

[doomedvoyages]

i love ponyo. it’s just like “yeah here’s this bizarro wizard who used to be human but is now amphibious and trying to bring about the apocalypse via elixirs and such who’s married to a gigantic powerful sea goddess who seems charmed by humanity but also doesnt care enough about them to stop her husband from trying to annihilate them. anyway, ignore all that: one of their goldfish children has a crush on a human boy!” and they were right

[bastard-unlimited]

it took me like a full minute to realise that this was a post that was blocked with my own tumblr filters and not that “this post may contain reddit and american” was the funny post I was like wtf why can’t I reblog this

[lindendragon]

Why do you have that blacklisted in the first place? Seems oddly specific

[bastard-unlimited]

because I hate americans and redditors next question

[fairycrowbar]

Don’t wanna be an American Redditor

[shittyreblogville]

[strangewomanlover-deactivated20]

cows all over the world turn this off right now

[lesbiancarlgrimes]

undisclosed moodboard

[coast-modern]

[trvlytylar]

[genderqueer-miharu]

[Image description: A tweet by @/hayche_pylori that reads: "i'm such a slut for casual intimacy. like yesss rest your chin on my shoulder while we're in line at the grocery store, i live for that shit". /End description]

[staffs-secret-blog]

We actually have been trying to sell your info but it's all shit and no one wants it

[wizardsisananimal]

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

lots and lots and lots and lots

[wizardsisananimal]

wild that this has taken off outside of wizard tumblr because the original context for this was that i trapped 30 thousand people in a maze