really just random stuff

Some star trek, some other stuff

[dragons-in-spaceee]

[nebuvoid]

One fun thing to me about German, at least in my regional dialect, is the -ong bastardization of words that really adds a village fool twang to words

Beton -> Betong

Pardon -> Pardong

Saison -> Saisong

Karton -> Kartong

etc etc, a personal favourite: Croissant -> Crossong

I make sure to make it sound as stupid as possible because it's fun that way

[daylightsavingcrime]

[bisexualwario]

[20th-centuryghost]

sorry this was going to be a tags addition because I only get to use my coated pantone swatchbook like 6 times a year when i have a new enamel pin to design, but...

METALLIC GOLD PANTIES ????

[purlturtle]

[mayfay]

[bunjywunjy]

Oh goldfish of the webbed site, today tell us an animal fact that YOU want to tell us.

if you cook a penguin egg, the egg white just kind of. stays transparent.

apparently they taste pretty good, but I don't know if I could get past the look if I'm honest

[do-not-go-gently-42]

[boybeetles]

Sie transvestigaten meinen ikea hotdog…

[homunculus-argument]

Literally no reason for a guy to be over 5'7". That's just wasteful use of biomass. You had enough material to make four dudes and instead you made three. That thing is blocking an entire isle in the grocery store.

[homunculus-argument]

I know it's pronounced ayol but you're not making me make a third guess about how you're supposed to spell that shit.

[materassassino]

An isle is an island.

An aisle is a walkway between seats or shelves in a church, shop or on a mode of transport.

They're pronounced the same but spelt differently, meaning they're homophones.

[homunculus-argument]

[only-tiktoks]

[blattaro-moved]

[mybigfatgaylife]

The new Hellraiser movie looks great

[rpepperpotshipssciencebros]

Trio for Harmonica, Rubber Duck, and Belt in D Minor

[vaspider]

The children of the night, what beautiful music they make…

[sonofshu]

upstairs neighbor behavior

[kwacpe]

[skull-bearer]

I love how all the comments at once as completely accurate but still cannot encapsulate what the fuck is going on here.

[official-lucifers-child]

every time i think, i take 10 damage

[deutsche-bahn]

Ok kann man ab einem bestimmten Grad der Behinderung bitte einen Packesel beantragen? Wie wärs damit als Inklusionsmaßnahme?

Ich will keine zusätzlichen Urlaubstage, ich möchte einen Esel der meinen Rucksack trägt und manchmal in der Straßenbahn Fußballfans beißt

[aboutoriginality]

[notaplaceofhonour]

[nebuvoid]

One fun thing to me about German, at least in my regional dialect, is the -ong bastardization of words that really adds a village fool twang to words

Beton -> Betong

Pardon -> Pardong

Saison -> Saisong

Karton -> Kartong

etc etc, a personal favourite: Croissant -> Crossong

I make sure to make it sound as stupid as possible because it's fun that way

[daggerdoggy]

settings > wound > my wound > reopen

[austimpowerz]

MOODBOARD FOR WHEN SHIT IS FUCK

[laqueus]

[pmamtraveller]

The Pearl With The Girl Earring by Olaf Falafel

[senatortedcruz]

Wonderful photo

[dogpuppy]

[ambertea]

I did that job once.

[pepsimayo]

What are your pronouns and would you like to join my union