really just random stuff

Some star trek, some other stuff

[dragons-in-spaceee]

[lamignonette]

[teaboot]

biblically accurate barista

[cyanocittae]

my friend keeps sending the groupchat voice notes of her eating bussy and calling it "asmr"..... bro go study for your physics exam 😭

[cyanocittae]

hi sorry uh. incredible miscommunication on my part lmfao.

my bad yall

[1five1two]

'The Scissor Birds'. Jenny Barron.

[my-dailydreams]

[i-draws-dinosaurs]

This picture is NOT CUTE

they are making her use Window 8. unimaginably cruel

[unintentionalpenis]

[twinkee]

Delivered in discreet packaging my ass.

[wizardshark]

hey whats with that sign

[frontmansdefender]

[writingdose]

[bowditch]

[nederlandsespoorwegen]

[nederlandsespoorwegen]

#en nu in de db huisstijl

lmao ja dat was dus ook mijn eerste gedachte

[smolsleepyfox]

Mag ich een alternatief voorstellen:

[sashayed]

sometimes art won't leave you in peace until you make it and show it to people. and that compulsion is holy

[sashayed]

you and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so let's

[partywithponies]

My woke take, as someone who has worked in both a public library and a school library, is that we desperately need both more books that are at a higher reading level but a less mature subject matter, and more books that are at a lower reading level but a more mature subject matter, because 8 year olds who are advanced readers are still 8 year olds and don't want to read about graphic violence and torture, and teens and adults who have learning difficulties or who are just later readers for whatever reason are still teens and adults and don't want to read about Billy the Bunny going to school or whatever the hell.

[partywithponies]

Shoutout to people in the notes also mentioning people learning the language, I should've mentioned that really, given that I've been stuck reading German picture books myself while learning German.

[bagelbarr0n]

Really funny one two punch on my dash this morning

[piranes11]

how it feels to stop tossing and turning and get up to piss

[chilewithcarnage]

[nebuvoid]

One fun thing to me about German, at least in my regional dialect, is the -ong bastardization of words that really adds a village fool twang to words

Beton -> Betong

Pardon -> Pardong

Saison -> Saisong

Karton -> Kartong

etc etc, a personal favourite: Croissant -> Crossong

I make sure to make it sound as stupid as possible because it's fun that way

[daylightsavingcrime]

[bisexualwario]

[20th-centuryghost]

sorry this was going to be a tags addition because I only get to use my coated pantone swatchbook like 6 times a year when i have a new enamel pin to design, but...

METALLIC GOLD PANTIES ????

[purlturtle]

[mayfay]

[bunjywunjy]

Oh goldfish of the webbed site, today tell us an animal fact that YOU want to tell us.

if you cook a penguin egg, the egg white just kind of. stays transparent.

apparently they taste pretty good, but I don't know if I could get past the look if I'm honest

[do-not-go-gently-42]

[boybeetles]

Sie transvestigaten meinen ikea hotdog…