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sam!! | he/him | MAJOR😼 | go say hi to my beautiful kennies @welcome-home-theseus/prince-fundy/prince-ranboo/print-boob/princeboo/eyemoths/soupmoths/moonsbig/thestarshipaurora/casinomoths/wlttebane/sonadowt4t/donatelloturtle/trigunstampede/wolfwoodbignaturals/bugsinthebayou/phaideimos/bugsinthebayou/shuhuflesh/bugsinthebayou/wolfwoodbignaturals/shuhuflesh/qifreynothing/wolfwoodbignaturals/pocketkrisSTOP CHANGING YOUR URL and @baby-lotion1 icon from witch hat atelier, banner from project hail mary! art blog here :3 and ao3 here! if you want to follow me for any specific fandom be ready for The Change. i get autistic about many things for varying amounts of time

[crushedprostate]

LEGAL TROUBLE? LOST A FAST FOOD? HIRE MR. GUNK TODAY

[pocketkris]

hire him

[filmnoirsbian]

I love getting unaccompanied minors (kids flying alone) who so clearly just. Don't want to be here lol. Sometimes I get to know a little of their story, like their parents are divorced, or a family member died and they're heading to the funeral, but usually they just don't want to talk about it and that's fine. But I always treat the flight like it's a challenge to make them smile. I offer them snacks and soda but that's never enough, that's whatever, they could get those from an airport vending machine. Chump change. So then I tell the worst jokes. Just the most embarrassing, kindergarten teacher, annoying dad jokes you can think of. And those always get a groan, or a "Seriously??" And that's my in! Now I can say "Why, what's your idea of a good joke? No, come on hotshot, make your best joke, let's see it." And they hem and they haw but of course they eventually tell me their very best joke because kids are little competitive comedy goldmines. And it's always super funny, so I laugh, and that's where they slip up. Because you know what you almost always do when your joke successfully makes someone laugh? You smile. And I'm like. Gotcha. Rookie move. Now you're going to end up having a good time in spite of yourself. I win.

[filmnoirsbian]

Did this with an 11yo u.m. today and he said "What did the ghost say to the other ghost?" And I said "What?" "Nothing. Ghosts aren't real."

[filmnoirsbian]

I'm literally a flight attendant, offering snacks and drinks is my job

[this-is-a-name-dont-worry]

gshsjb

[eurobeatbeetle]

[fivehoursofscreaming]

oh

[buniix3]

i still have hope he'll win look at that crowd

[cqtlatte]

farewell, Nod-Krai

[coolestguyonearth]

@crushedprostate

[iwamimimimi]

[lemonsweet-moved]

Jevil: COME INTO MY VOID PRISON AND WE CAN PLAY A FUN LITTLE GAME HOOOHOOOHOFGJFB

Kris: *looks in jevils cell door and sees this*

Kris: We should absolutely go in there we need to go in there no matter what we have to

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round

Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Remaining time: 1 day 6 hours

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[loth-catgirl]

now that's a friend indeed

[cipheramnesia]

"Ignore the long Elmo" no I don't think I will

[eebydeebydean]

you’re in love with a beautiful car. you are dean winchester

[eebydeebydean]

benny: i am so. thirsty.

dean: haha for me or

[stemroses]

[sawed-on-shotgun]

finished my artfight profile card for this year .....! gonna try and do more than i did last year for sure but im not in nearly as much peril so. smiles. heres my account

[identityarchitect]

wei wuxian

[hotvampireadjacent]

[neccturtle]

some bard named Gerardus Arthur of Waye: damn that’s sucks i should go write music

[jerrycummblr-deactivated2025012]

It's really simple. If you're born with a vagina and you naturally have elevated testosterone levels, you're a man. If you have a vagina and you take testosterone, you're a woman. But also if you have a vagina, you'll never be a man. But also if you have higher testosterone then you were never a woman. Woman never yes man a vagina testosterone no was an elevated. Vagina man.

[son-of-crows-and-rats]

[phantomrose96]

Hey kids, you need to start worrying a little less about getting “#mogged” and a little more about getting “#smogged”. This is an Air Quality Index public service announcement.

[angel-derangement]

“we live in an uncaring universe” yeah dude and I live in an uncaring house. and I shit in an uncaring toilet. but do you touch an uncaring lover? do you comfort an uncaring child? do you guide to sleep each night a cold and uncaring self?

[angel-derangement]

please hurry up in reblogging this I wanna jorts it before someone puts it in one of those heartwarming tiktok slideshows

[ablubluh]

i was like 'what could jorts it possibly mean' but as with many things clicking the original post immediately clarified the situation