i'm crazy about ya

sam!! | he/him | MAJOR😼 | go say hi to my beautiful kennies @phaideimos/bugsinthebayou/shuhuflesh/bugsinthebayou/wolfwoodbignaturals/shuhufleshSTOP CHANGING YOUR URL and @baby-lotion1 icon from witch hat atelier, banner from honkai star rail! art blog here :3 and ao3 here! if you want to follow me for any specific fandom be ready for The Change. i get autistic about many things for varying amounts of time

[crushedprostate]

urls: meleemeowstie -> deanliker -> flowingredscale -> crushedprostate

my names sam!!! 'melee rambles' is indeed my talk tag but that name isn't really used by anyone anymore and i just keep it as that for consistency. also he/him !!

iv e got Interests ive got so many. right now all i think about ever is jujutsu kaisen, lethal company, honkai star rail, DELTARUNE, countdown to countdown (READ CTCCOMIC HERE PLEASE GOD) yuuri!!! on ice, the summer hikaru died and moree. dormant interests are supernatural and naruto and if you bringthem up around me i will be really annoying for like an hour on autopilot

and not only that...this man has hobbies! i have many many beloved fics and au's for mainly jjk on my ao3 page, a deltarune-centric art blog @teletenna and a jjk-centric art blog @flowingredscale and even a sillier sideblog of a lethal company x jjk au with my dear friends chip bugsinthebayou and cammy baby-lotion1

I HAVE AN OC BLOG @altaura NOW!!!!!!

anyway have fun here i am a firm believer of do what you want forever. i'm not really organized with what i tag but if there's anything u need me to tag that i don't usually (spoilers, something upsetting i might not be thinking abt, etc) feel free to send over an ask or dm me and ill get on that!!

uhh. obligatory no terfs (obviously) or zionists or racists or queerphobes etc etc you get it if you fit into these boxes or anything adjacent like that i dont like you bye

very good awesome reviews of me (more to come):

[panbonon]

jerma ashveil

[m4ck4pp1e]

I just noticed ths

I want to say thank you to sexy goku for reblogging and loving all my content i just want to say thank you

[m4ck4pp1e]

I just noticed ths

I want to say thank you to sexy goku for reblogging and loving all my content i just want to say thank you

[infectiouspiss]

trans people don't need to hear your justifications for still enjoying harry potter in 2026 stop looking for forgiveness where you're not going to get it

[infectiouspiss]

if i walk into your house and see harry potter stuff, i'm just gonna assume you're a transphobe. no amount of "i got it from a charity shop" can save you from the fact that you value those books enough to display them in your home.

you can't just put the work of someone who's currently trying to eradicate trans people on display without being questioned about it, especially if you claim to care about us.

same goes for your social media, if you're willing to keep putting jkr's work on a podium and proudly talking about it, then it's simply logical to believe that you don't care about other people. it's selfish if i'm being honest, to think that your comfort matters more than the lives of millions.

[infectiouspiss]

and to the trans people saying that they're "reclaiming harry potter for the trans community"

no you're not, you can't do that while jkr and her neo nazi friends are currently trying to kill you. you need to let go or else your own community won't be happy to help you when our collective rights are stripped further away.

[infectiouspiss]

trans children in the uk are killing themselves because of the things jkr has done.

children are dead. children who should be happy and free to be themselves are fucking dead because jkr has used her immense wealth and social power to change laws specifically to harm trans people. if you really think that your fucking "comfort characters" are more important than the lives of children then you should say that with your full chest. go on. tell the entire world that you don't give a fuck about dead kids. that you don't have an ounce of empathy in your disgusting shrivelled heart, because you still have your shitty fucking books and your garbage movies. your comfort matters more than anything, doesn't it? maybe jkr will tell you you're one of the good ones, wouldn't that be nice?

[hiveswap]

Trans people need to start carrying bricks again

[qifreynothing]

AGOTT AND COCO.

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jerma ashveil

[auckie]

[hungwy]

[captain-price-returns]

[sailor-arashi]

[mechanicalrot]

*meeeting a friend for coffee* friend: how's work been?

me: oh you know *mimes putting a gun in my mouth but i moan a little and start sucking the barrel and pushing it deeper

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[pjackk]

Male sluts -- please do NOT bother me no more. Im tryuing to live a simple life

[beggars-opera]

Not to be that person, but if you remember this, how's that newfound back pain going for ya babe

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PHRASE ADDED!

LET'S DO THE FORK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL

LET'S DO THE FORK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL

DING-DING-DING DING-DING DING DING-DING DING DING-DING-DING DING-DING DING DING-DING DING DING-DING-DING DING-DING DING DING-DING DING DING-DING-DING DING-DING DING DING-DING DING

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[the-book-ferret]

Protect Trans Lives🩵💖🩵

[panbonon]

jerma ashveil