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theshit4chansays

Graweedy Falls

clyderwasfunwhileitlasted

literally have had this queued for a year

myapogee

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In honor of the holiday

nomisupernova-deactivated202201

Y’all gonna just forget Nichijoint like that?

the-moulting-eidolon

bace-jeleren

This is the only obnoxious weed joke post I’ll post all 4/20 but some of these are legitimately funny

suudzzz

How could you forget this one?

alienpapacy

its not the 1990s. we don’t have to watch friends anymore

the-gentleman-who-wants-to--blog

If you use real estate services

You are falling behind the wolf pack

Top innovators across the globe

Now choose to go hangliding

And choose their property from the air

Much like a hawk

Understand this

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what men think women love to be called:

babe

baby

sweetie

honey

sexy

what women ACTUALLY like to be called:

lamp shade

broken chair

Samuel L Jackson

dirty dish rag

Mr.Clean

aggressionbread

Just heard someone on the radio say “if you’re having trouble sleeping, just join the military, they teach you how to sleep anywhere” and it really has similar vibes to that post that’s like “just get pregnant and you’ll see who your real friends are”

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gaypussyretard

queenstylinsxn

Reblog if you’re bisexual, support bisexual people or are actually a bunch of tiny velociraptors in a human suit

copperbadge

I do support bisexual people but the main reason I’m reblogging this is that I thought it read “Relax if you’re bisexual” and I was like yes. Bisexuals. Get yourself a nice hot drink, put your feet up. Have a good day.