nothing more than a puppet

drink a cup of wine, then cry | rolling. they/them. ao3

[cryingriveratnight]

Having fun ?

[cryingriveratnight]

Rest and a smoke. Don't look too close...

[arsuf]

EDWARD JAMES KENWAY Assassin's Creed Black Flag Resynced (2026)

[tolkien-feels]

Yeah, I buy that a guy who'd name his kid Turambar would call himself East-victor five minutes before being killed by Easterlings. East-victor, by Easterlings defeated

[majestictortoise]

outsiders and boring normal people and fandom newbies always think that buckwild kinky porn fanfiction is the strangest fandom hobby but they are wrong.

the strangest fandom hobby is plotty fanfiction, the kind that requires research, because engaging in this hobby makes no goddamned sense.

it doesn’t even give anybody masturbation material, which is at least a logical and admirable goal that contributes to the betterment of society, or at least society’s solitary orgasms.

in other news i hope the cia spyware monitoring my internet usage understands that i’m googling information about smuggling drugs in thailand because i want the details to be right in a single paragraph in a 10,000 word story about a gay mafia guys.

[majestictortoise]

this post has been making the rounds again and i just want to state for the record that it is a fucking delight to read in the tags all the random things people research for their fanfic and art. fandom, i love you. i love you with your flood maps and medical procedures and tentacle biology and historical fashion and traditional handcrafts and conlangs and urban geography and literally everything else. i am completely sincere about this. the enthusiasm with which people embrace detailed, deep, and often obscure research, just because they want to get it right, because they want to create something rich and interesting, it makes me feel better about the world. i adore it.

[dinindourden]

CONTROL (2019) dev. Remedy Entertainment

[itsorpheus420]

I need to tap into the comedy of Tim having a microchip in his neck that just so happens to turn him into the Joker when hes feeling quirky. Like, I know its angsty but thats just objectively hilarious. It would be even funnier if bro just was able to talk to his Joker like hes some sort of evil advisor

*the bats trying to figure out the Jokers thought process as he continues to be one step ahead of him*

Tim: I see no other choice. Its time to confer with with voice in my head

Dick: The what?

Tim: *walks away, does not elaborate*

Dick: THE WHAT?

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Evil Advisor Joker: Oooo you wanna clone your dead best friends so bad ooooo continue my homoerotic legacy

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Tim: *trying to sleep*

Evil Advisor Joker: Remember that time you tried to fight the assassins trying to help you because you thought they dunked you in the Lazarus pit?

Tim: *groans*

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Joker: *laughing maniacly in the distance*

Civilian: Uh...are you like...gonna do something about that?

Red Robin: About What?

Civilian: About- can you not hear him?

Red Robin: Dawg, you sure you arent going insane?

Evil Advisor Joker: "Dawg" that isn’t me

Tim:...

Tim: OH SHIT-

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Evil Advisor Joker: I just wanted to tell you son, I am so proud of you right now

Tim, looking down as he is leading Captain Boomerang to his carefully planned death:...

Tim: Shit, no, this is wrong

[orihhiro]

[cryingriveratnight]

as nolan's no.1 hater i refuse to watch the odyssey and no amount of "good" reviews will convince me otherwise

[blended-ice]

[ghostofmads]

rb to bonk prev with an empty paper towel roll

[cryingriveratnight]

Hanging around. Inadvertently looking kinda suspicious.

[cryingriveratnight]

Maybe a new companion. Definitely not a substitute

She says she prefers the stuffed toy because it doesn't go running to risk its life at the first chance given, unlike a certain someone.

[svavorn]

✧ trying to stay cool in this heat

[pisshandkerchief]

everyone's "well-adjusted" and "mentally healthy" until the "sometimes I wish I'd never been born at all" part of Bohemian Rhapsody comes on

[oshadefiant]

Ren: I just want Ed to like me... Oskar: Rope. Ren: What? Oskar: What?

[ragdollnetic]

JTW Day Five: Diner | Relic | Witch

EDIT: The incredible @meaninglessblah-writes wrote a super fun fic inspired by this: Kiss And Make Up. 🥰🥰💖💖💖