cry me a fcking weft

Hey, I'm Chrystal, 19, and my parents totally don't sleep in the same bed anymore if that's what you mean

[harpie-lady]

Anyone: *stands behind me while I’m on my phone*

Me:

[nicejewishguy]

I'm gonna finally reveal my fetish

It’s love

[dancegavindance-deactivated2019]

Mike you’re into piss and we all know it

[rqindrops]

mike: cancer, pisces, aquarius, scorpio, gemini, sagittarius 

jiqqler: aries, leo, taurus, capricorn, virgo, libra

[speedlimit15]

[theblackleatherlagoon-deactivat]

The teacher is now legally allowed, even obligated in some states to kill you.

[manrippedapartbydogs]

[progressiveincentive]

[jeauxanne]

doing god’s work

[jeauxanne]

[trynpronounceit-deactivated2018]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[getitontheground]

kylie minogue :

[n-atong-deactivated20180825]

[mouseremote147863456]

[pomeranian2]

[sherniesha-deactivated20160515]

[somecompany-blog]

[pretty--chic-deactivated2017062]

[willow]

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[malamente1992]

[generic-url-goes-here]

When your sugar daddy gets into politics and you have to start making up speeches

[everythingkaliuchis]

[crymeweaves]

boy: we even finish each other's s-

girl: steve buscemi