storms and ill omens;

sierre they/it pronouns please don't call me a furry navigation

[electr0des-blog]

so????? i’m broke lol. and people always want art of their muses so? commissions whats up

prices go like this

“””painterly””” busts - 20 usd

lil pixel things - 15 usd

like half-body or w/e simple colours/shading - 15 usd

extra characters and complex bgs are +5 usd

i can also make a speedpaint video of me drawing ur commission for +5 usd

i won’t do nudity/sexual stuff but i’ll do mild body horror and gore

feel free to check out my art blog for more examples

you can im me or shoot me a message either on here or my art blog. (or any of my rp blogs tbh but i’m here most often So. yea)

[capurre]

why should you date a ghost?

because theyre drop dead gorgeous!

[cryptdogs-blog]

self portraiture

[cryptdogs-blog]

while seeing me in person would often result in your death soon thereafter, i assure you that looking at this image will result in no such fate. feel free to reblog it

[toxkiss]

i took this before the whole. you know. appreciate me here instead of how i look rn.

[neckjob-deactivated-blog]

pOsts some Howlers album art  (4 a cd thats not out yet)while no1s online 

Shhhh

[neckjob-deactivated-blog]

THis is my only pic & also my sidebar but i guess we;;re doing selfies 

[neckjob-deactivated-blog]

Tteach me ur way s i hit my neck on so many doors pls 

[cryptdogs-blog]

step one: be a death spirit from the british isles step two: change your physical form

[neckjob-deactivated-blog]

Sstep 1 failed

[cryptdogs-blog]

you cannot say that i did not try

[barkbones-blog]

yall: eating human meat

me: beating my own meat

[cryptdogs-blog]

why are you this way

[neckjob-deactivated-blog]

or shapeshifTing u cheater

[cryptdogs-blog]

technically speaking, i’m actually shapeshifting to be as small as i am right now. how would it be cheating to revert to my original form

[neckjob-deactivated-blog]

Tteach me ur way s i hit my neck on so many doors pls 

[cryptdogs-blog]

step one: be a death spirit from the british isles step two: change your physical form

[neckjob-deactivated-blog]

or shapeshifTing u cheater

[cryptdogs-blog]

technically speaking, i’m actually shapeshifting to be as small as i am right now. how would it be cheating to revert to my original form

[neckjob-deactivated-blog]

If u can reach my neck hole w/o hoVering only thEN are you worthy of touching it 

[cryptdogs-blog]

:)

[crowtesque]

[cryptdogs-blog]

according to shuck, american football is "kind of like rugby but shitty"

[only1600kids]

dog is excited to help his tiny human

[cryptdogs-blog]

my talents consist of knowing when someone is going to die, and informing them that they are going to die if they live in northern england

[luminarci-deactivated20171025]

You know what else isn’t a sport? American football. What the fuck? What the fuck? What the hell. How do you even pla

[barkbones-blog]

[eatsleepdraw]

[cryptdogs-blog]

What people think Old English is: Thou art indeed a fine lad, prithee yonder! Wherefore arest mine pantalones?

What it actually is: Syððan ǽrest wearð feasceaft funden, hé þæs frófre gebád, wéox under wolcnum weorðmyndum þáh, oð þæt him ǽghwylc ymbsittendra ofer hron-ráde hýran scolde, gomban gyldan. Þæt wæs gód cyning!