The Weed Witch

Astrea / ∞  I am Astrea and I Do Not have time for bullshit. [Independent OC blog]

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[Blog under construction]

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I always feel like I give the impression of the sort of person who sits by the fire reading gay literature and listening to Mozart.

Which, frankly, is intentional because I am A Dramatic Hoe. 

The reality, I hate to inform, is more often than not that if I’m not going somewhere, I am sitting in an oversized band shirt and drinking blood out of a crazy straw while listening to Twisted Sister.

[niuniente]

When the game shits you and pushes its middle finger up to yours

[klefable]

what IS THIS

[palsyndrome-deactivated20260410]

The game is TrapAdventure 2 by Hiroyoshi Oshiba and can be found on the iOS App Store.

[wakewithgiggli]

reblogged for game source

[countryboyskywalker]

me, whispering softly at the edge of a forest: hozier, bro, i need your advice for a romantic date with my girlfriend

hozier, appearing out of the mist: oh, take her to an empty field and lie on the ground until you decompose and get eaten by foxes. it’s classic, timeless, 

[freshofftheboatdaily]

[teadalek]

HAPPY LAO BAN SANTA DAY

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Apple has finally admitted they throttle older iPhones with iOS updates when they release a new model. As the battery degrades over time it’s no longer capable of providing as much power as the CPU needs to draw at peak performance and this can cause unexpected shutdowns so they’ve just been quietly slowing down their phones without disclosing it until now. Probably to encourage you to just buy a new phone for $1000 instead of having the battery replaced for $80.

Anyways if you’re able to replace the battery yourself iFixit sells a kit for $24.99

[sheikonfleek]

“You need to believe in things that aren’t true. How else can they become” - Hogfather, Terry Pratchett

[captainlordauditor]

it’s seasonal lads

[captainlordauditor]

IT’S SEASONAL AGAIN LADS

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@wewholurkinboundlessdepths

[oppa-homeless-style]

deadass fuck any str*ight p*rson who thinks they have a “”“gaydar”“”

congratulations Jen you can spot a 90 pound twink and a stone butch biker, you want a fuckin medal you shrew

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i dont think you needed to censor out straight person

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and i don’t think you needed to name your blog “cuckandballtorture” but here we are, huh

[cuckandballtorture-deactivated2]

I genuinely can’t argue with that

[blinded-by-fairy-lights]

[bloodsuckered]

Titties out is my current aesthetic, just in time for winter.

My goal is to cut diamonds with my nipples, apparently. 

[candyredterezii]

There are only two genders

Hot Topic and Claire’s

[paradoxpaint]

Spencers

[candyredterezii]

what kind of sjw bullshit is this.

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Not enough people saw my titties look.

[sleepingwhileawake]

very important public service announcement

[incidentalcomics]

Hope

A book collection of my comics is out now! It’s available online here:

Amazon | IndieBound | Abrams | B&N | Powell’s | Indigo

[bloodsuckered]

Where’s that vine that says “a hoe never gets cold” because that’s my mood with my tits out winter look.

[revenantplasme]

i almost cried when i saw this for the first time