Cryptic

Your friendly local cryptid | Pan | Trans | 26 | I go by Koda! | He/him or they/them pronouns | Proudly Poly |

[ask-crammaster-ham]

[basement-deer]

Oh mein gott its the original fucking post

[marz-galacticrocks]

it feels like im looking at the mona lisa

[redmarge]

Red Marge

[fabled-table]

@writingnotes520

[flankerclinger0a]

MIKU BINDER

[bo0zey]

 i tried to be funny and it backfired miserably

[bo0zey]

it’s 2014 it’s time we moved on as a nation and stop reblogging this

[bo0zey]

every person who reblogs this in 2015 is gonna get their ass kicked by yours truly

[gokucat]

feeding her stuffie must live on....

[ghoulgoon]

i think rickrolling is the only meme that gets objectively funnier with age. in 2009 you learned to anticipate it but in 2019 it happens just infreqently enough that i fall for it every single time

[ghoulgoon]

like people still make rage comics and doge jokes and shit but it’s always ironic (the real punchline is that you’re using an outdated format) or more in line with modern absurd internet humor. rickrolling is the only meme i can think of that’s been the exact same for a full decade- click on a link thinking you’re getting something else, get rick astley instead, and it’s still consistently funny

[miss-bubles]

the more time passes the more foolish you feel for falling for a rickroll as well. Like darn I learnt about this prank 10+ years ago how did I just fall for it now,

[myothertardisisonthemun]

Plus, as far as memes go, turns out it’s still incredibly popular 

[doggendoodle]

Nooope. Nope, you can’t get me. I’m not clicking on that link and you can’t make me.

[themodernmaccabee]

I am a fool for clicking

[lyteupthelyfe]

it’s honestly so, so fascinating—here’s a graph I found that estimates how many people have been rickrolled in the past decade!

[mhalachai]

[ibearfish]

BUG FIGHT!!! (no bugs were harmed in the making of this video)

Video ver (with pokemon music)

[gracekraft]

touch therapy reading time

[intimate-mirror]

Everything is exceedingly normal until it isn't.

from twitter user nomadsvagabonds

[gracekraft]

Happy Isatuesday~

Have a small collection of Isafrin fluff I sketched while traveling the other weekend <33

[dnd-apothecary]

PREORDERS OPEN! 20% OFF THROUGH THE END OF MAY!

I was unexpectedly laid off from my job and I got to thinking: I really missed the shop. Now that I have moved in with Soap Mom and Soap Dad, it's the perfect time to start up the shop again.

I've got pre-orders on the following:

Arcane Library, soap and candle

Golden Tree, soap and candle

Elven Garden, soap and candle

I will be adding in listings for Pomegranate Cider, Adventure Awaits, and a NEW fragrance 👀 and they will ALSO be 20% off through the end of the month.

My goal is to bring back my full range of scents and products by the end of June, but in order for that to happen, I need to move some stuff through pre-order so I can invest in buying more fragrance oils. (I had given away/disposed of them when I moved in January, so I have to start over from scratch again!)

Let me know what you want to see the most of, and please share this post! Thanks so much, I can't wait to get started.

[amtesia]

What kind of shade is that wtf

So my non isat audience..... this isnt a spoiler cus its the opening scene go play isat NOW waves hands at you

[retquits]

i get asked regularly for photos of jpeg and it honestly feels like this every time

[retquits]

i have been informed of how foolish it was to post this without an actual photo of her. my apologies. i present: miss jpeg 🤲

[girlnextvore]

When you see a Prep in hottopic

[girlnextvore]

“This Prep is ready for war bring it you emo fuck”

[girlnextvore]

why are people reblogging this again

this post is like 11 years old

WHY AREYALL DOING THIS

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

We’re all having a midlife crisis leave us be

[iravaid]

Visit Original Link

On conservation and survival

[naamahdarling]

I wish I could favorite things a hundred times but instead I will do it once and then reblog it while crying.

[shamebats]

🥺🥺🥺

[queer-joy-detector]

Queer joy detected!

[xfhsfh]

@this-is-trans-joy @this-is-nonbinary-joy

[this-is-trans-joy]

This is trans joy!!!

[tumblr]

Reblogs in a chain now get their own notes

The reblog chain is one of the things that makes Tumblr unlike anywhere else. All the notes on reblogs are attributed to the original post, no matter which branch people actually liked or reblogged. We want to keep encouraging conversations, and give contributors the recognition they deserve. 

Soon, you'll be able to like, reblog, or reply to any part of a reblog chain, and that note will go to that reblog's author. Each reblog will have its own counts, instead of one aggregated number from every version of the post. And yes, you’ll be able to like multiple posts in one chain.

If a reblog doesn't add anything, the love flows up to the last person in the chain who did. Your post doesn't lose notes just because people spread it quietly.

Past notes will stay on the original post — we're only changing what happens from here on out. Retroactively re-attributing all of them would be... a lot.

This is just the beginning. More changes are coming as we keep building this out – stay tuned!

[tumblr]

Let's talk about reblog notes.

We rolled out a significant change to how notes work on reblogs, and the reaction has been strong. We're not going to pretend otherwise. 

First things first: We're reversing the change. Your feedback in comments, emails, and especially reblogs, made clear that the rollout created problems we need to address before moving forward. We also should have communicated this differently from the start, and we didn't.

We still believe there's a better version of how reblogs can work. One that gives every voice in a chain the credit it deserves. But we want to get there with you.

In the coming days we'll share more on how we plan to do that,  including ways to work directly with some of you on this and future changes before they ship.

Keep an eye on @staff for updates to come soon. 

[pangur-and-grim]

a core part of being on tumblr is watching the site kick itself in the dick

[cornflakesdoesart]

all the cozy commissions from 2020

Kofi/ Printshop / Instagram / Twitter URLs in my blog description!