Robot Freak 3000

I like to rip men in funny hats apart like barbie dolls. Big fan of the Fable game series, Fallout (Fallout 4 especially) and Portal. I don't reblog much because this blog is functioning mostly as a place to post my thoughts and random projects. Don't repost my original work. If you do, I will find you.

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Oh god, the week got worse. Holy shit. Mr. Reaver, please shoot that fickle and unhelpful professor before he tanks my grade. Please!

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What a week it's been already. Bartender, get me a Reaver on the rocks.

The double entendre is intended

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The scary creature.

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While I was working on two coding finals for different classes I got nightmares written in Javascript

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I didn't get hired for that job, "Not enough in-field experience" they said. Fucking bold of them when I know, for a fact, I have a higher education than the man who interviewed me AND I know the CEO personally, his wife loves me to pieces. I'm 100% going to sweet talk that woman into giving me a job.

Gotta love small towns, I live in a damn sitcom

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Reaver's pistols without textures

Fable 3 pistol model:

Fable 2 pistol model:

For @drragonn

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I wonder if I could get a perfect loop of Reaver's little wiggle he does while walking

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I don't want to have a so called "job", I just want to build shit with tiny electronics!!

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The hoes (administrators and peers) never see the suit and 3 inch platforms combo coming

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Succubus Reaver will not be possible as I cannot export lionhead MDL files from blender

Womp womp. Next plan is to try exporting the audio again. I need more Reaver noises for my tamagotchi project

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I want to give Reaver a belt chain but it looks strange being a flat texture

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Corporate Pride under Reaver would be really strange. On one hand, he's like THE queer of Albion but, on the other hand, he has no respect for anyone else and will use the occasion to make as much gold as possible.

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Like, if the gay CEO of blackrock started selling a pride themed ball gag just so people would shut the fuck up but that CEO also happened to be the person that convinced the government that "being gay is chill, actually" by either sleeping with or extorting the president.

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Corporate Pride under Reaver would be really strange. On one hand, he's like THE queer of Albion but, on the other hand, he has no respect for anyone else and will use the occasion to make as much gold as possible.

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Oh, Magpie..

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In honor of pride month, here's Reaver and his besties: unnamed evil gay couple.

And a fun(?) fact: The gay people in Fable 3 predate the complete legalization of same sex marriage in the US by 5 years.

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Yass, king! be a slut for pride month!

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REAVER IN SUMMER CLOTHES! GO!