I’m Not Just Odd I’m Cryptic

Welcome to the Cryptic den! Writer for the dark, macabre and all in-between She/her

[cryptic-platypus]

(Moots mentioned! @fishy--friend @varianlikescheese @spaceumbredoggos @astralphobia )

(And my other tumblr! @vampiregh0st )

[the-hounds-daughter]

Wait for me mutual . You are not far

[fishy--friend]

ahem. @astralphobia @cryptic-platypus @sarostheghostcat @spaceumbredoggos

[cryptic-platypus]

Boo!!

AAA-

[kaeriustehe]

Just making sure you're alive <3

[cryptic-platypus]

Indeed I am! Its the season of exam preparation for the summer so its a bit hectic around here

[cryptic-platypus]

Boo!!

AAA-

[fishy--friend]

Whats your favourite cryptid?

>u<

uhhhhhh mothman or nessie

[cryptic-platypus]

MOTHMANNN MY BELOVED

I did a PowerPoint for halloween last year and have said that if I were to marry any cryptid or be any cryptid it would be mothman.

I also very much like perytons and jackalopes they’re cuties

[fishy--friend]

I JUST REALIZED WHY ITS CALLED A PLAIDYPUS BECAUSE IT SOUNDS LIKE PLATYPUS OMFG IVE BEEN MENTALLY PRONOUNCING IT "PLAYED-EE-PUS"

@cryptic-platypus FORGIVE MEEEEE </3 (i tried to send this in an ask and i unfollowed you)

[cryptic-platypus]

YOU ARE FORGIVEN <3

(Also i mean it technically is a “plaid-ee-pus” because it has a plaid pattern so not toooo far off)

[weirdmamagnet]

Some shitpost doodles I thought were Fordcore :)

[fishy--friend]

@cryptic-platypus CRYPT ITS YOUUUU

[cryptic-platypus]

YIPPEEEE

[truffle-worm]

Remember guys Ford is a very serious scientist.

[fishy--friend]

@cryptic-platypus i will hug you tenderly for an hour to get you to calm down. i will tenderly kiss your forehead if you need it and ask and consent. i love you <3

[cryptic-platypus]

[fishy--friend]

I LOVE VALENTINES DAY!!!!! :DDDDD

also happy pressureversary

[tomjoneslocker-deactivated20150]

[to the tune of YMCA] mothman, there’s no need to feel down I said mothman,

[stalinistgothic]

lift that man off the ground

[threshcadet-deactivated20170714]

[ornistheavianfiend]

[the-ryan-oceros]

CUZ ITS FUN! TO! SWING! A! HU-MAN!

[nikiczbell]

For me and the 5 other spouses supreme enjoyers on here

[weirdoxoxox]

Every time someone misgenders bloodhound and angel fucking dies

[knightclubbing]

worry not my lord, allow me to unscrew that jar for you. i would not want for you to strain your hand or break a nail. alright. hmm. HMMMM. HNNNGRGHHHHHH. HNNGGHHHH HRRRRRGHHH. AAAAAARGHHHHHHH fucking. squire fetch me my grippy gloves

[cuteautumn]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

[tomatoreddsworld-deactivated201]

WHAT THE FUCK IT’S CHRISTMAS EVE WHY DID SOMEONE REBLOG THIS

[derranger-deactivated20220102]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

[imokube-deactivated20240203]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

[mr-freezo-42069-inactive]

🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃

[hallowed-be-thy-ween]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN

[virtualgirladvance]

[cryptic-platypus]

Havent posted in a while but just a little thing, I now have an OC account for my spider sona!

It’s @sp1der-jester if you wanna check it out!

[holy-leapin-splits-batman]

[your-local-warship-horse]

@creatures-in-posts This critter is strange

[creatures-in-posts]

This critter is

strange

[thisfoxisgayaf]

Sometimes I forget these are real creatures

[lunnemothcats]

@cryptic-platypus

[cryptic-platypus]

*gasp* my fellow brethren!!

[lord-momonga]

*September 1st on Tumblr*

[lord-momonga]

You can only reblog this once a year

[novah-the-booi-deactivated20240]

It is indeed September 1st on Tumblr