I’m Not Just Odd I’m Cryptic

Welcome to the Cryptic den! Writer for the dark, macabre and all in-between She/her

[cryptic-platypus]

(Moots mentioned! @fishy--friend @varianlikescheese @spaceumbredoggos @astralphobia )

(And my other tumblr! @vampiregh0st )

[mattlyy]

The JRWI gimmick one-shots are slowing turning into the Bebus the Wise cinematic universe and I am not at all complaining

[cryptic-platypus]

@viridian-jane

BEEBUSSS

[desinteresse]

It’s crazy how low self-worth fucks with peoples lives

[desinteresse]

“What will I be if I don’t graduate/don’t get a promotion/don’t get my shit together/don’t make this relationship work?” You would be a perfectly normal human being who is inherently valuable and who possesses many talents and good traits

[desinteresse]

“What if I fail even when I tried my very best?” The world keeps turning and you will find many other things you will succeed at.

[alienalee]

poor norah :( she misses her friends

first time actually animating frame by frame

[viridian-jane]

@cryptic-platypus I NEED YOU TO SEE THIS RIGHT THE FUCK NOW

NORAHHHHH MY SWEET GIRLLK

[cryptic-platypus]

OH NORAHHHH OH SWEETIEE

[montikettushko]

made this stupid ugliness

[fishy--friend]

@cryptic-platypus YOU!!! ITS YOU!!!

[cryptic-platypus]

ITS MEEE

[uberfluss]

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

[thesebonesbite]

Magnus Archives fan I see

[partywithponies]

THIS IS SO FUNNY I'M SORRY

[viridian-jane]

@screwnames-ihatenames @onejellyfishplease @starsandspacefog @cryptic-platypus

You guys you my friends you should do this

No pressure

[cryptic-platypus]

@fishy--friend

[cryptic-platypus]

Boo!!

AAA-

[kaeriustehe]

Just making sure you're alive <3

[cryptic-platypus]

Indeed I am! Its the season of exam preparation for the summer so its a bit hectic around here

[cryptic-platypus]

Boo!!

AAA-

[fishy--friend]

Whats your favourite cryptid?

>u<

uhhhhhh mothman or nessie

[cryptic-platypus]

MOTHMANNN MY BELOVED

I did a PowerPoint for halloween last year and have said that if I were to marry any cryptid or be any cryptid it would be mothman.

I also very much like perytons and jackalopes they’re cuties

[fishy--friend]

I JUST REALIZED WHY ITS CALLED A PLAIDYPUS BECAUSE IT SOUNDS LIKE PLATYPUS OMFG IVE BEEN MENTALLY PRONOUNCING IT "PLAYED-EE-PUS"

@cryptic-platypus FORGIVE MEEEEE </3 (i tried to send this in an ask and i unfollowed you)

[cryptic-platypus]

YOU ARE FORGIVEN <3

(Also i mean it technically is a “plaid-ee-pus” because it has a plaid pattern so not toooo far off)

[weirdmamagnet]

Some shitpost doodles I thought were Fordcore :)

[fishy--friend]

@cryptic-platypus CRYPT ITS YOUUUU

[cryptic-platypus]

YIPPEEEE

[truffle-worm]

Remember guys Ford is a very serious scientist.

[fishy--friend]

@cryptic-platypus i will hug you tenderly for an hour to get you to calm down. i will tenderly kiss your forehead if you need it and ask and consent. i love you <3

[cryptic-platypus]

[fishy--friend]

I LOVE VALENTINES DAY!!!!! :DDDDD

also happy pressureversary

[tomjoneslocker-deactivated20150]

[to the tune of YMCA] mothman, there’s no need to feel down I said mothman,

[stalinistgothic]

lift that man off the ground

[threshcadet-deactivated20170714]

[ornistheavianfiend]

[the-ryan-oceros]

CUZ ITS FUN! TO! SWING! A! HU-MAN!

[nikiczbell]

For me and the 5 other spouses supreme enjoyers on here

[weirdoxoxox]

Every time someone misgenders bloodhound and angel fucking dies

[knightclubbing]

worry not my lord, allow me to unscrew that jar for you. i would not want for you to strain your hand or break a nail. alright. hmm. HMMMM. HNNNGRGHHHHHH. HNNGGHHHH HRRRRRGHHH. AAAAAARGHHHHHHH fucking. squire fetch me my grippy gloves