Cryptic Thoughts

Headcannons, Theories, and Incorrect Quotes For Creepypasta, Marble Hornets, and Cryptids

[transstuffandmore]

Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.

[scary-lasagna]

@cryptic-theories made something for you by the way! It's one of their first posts, I believe

AAAA I SEE ITT!!

[cryptic-theories]

Oops?

[cryptic-theories]

@scary-lasagna made an aesthetic post about these two, and I got inspired...Oops?

[scary-lasagna]

𝕒 𝕖 𝕤 𝕥 𝕙 𝕖 𝕥 𝕚 𝕔 𝕤

Brian

A warm firm chest behind a soft cotton threaded tee

The smell of earth and cinnamon

The sounds of VHS tapes clinking together on a Saturday morning

A soft night light at 2am

Distant laughter by the beach on a cool autumn day

Fluttering eyelashes struggling to stay open

A small whine before rolling out of rustling covers.

A chuckle and jingle of loose change

The coldness of an empty bed before dawn

Tim

A scratchy flannel with smooth plastic buttons

Soft breaths before falling into a painful sleep

Blowing hot smokey breath into winters bitter air

Prescription glasses clinking against a steel ring to wipe away tired eyes

Hot coffee mixing with frosty winter air

The calming creak of a rocking chair

The warmth from a crackling fire radiating across cold biceps

The click of a marker cap after a half-hearted scribble

A tight hug engulfed in nicotine and the scent of moss

[cryptic-theories]

I’m just gonna...drop these here...don’t mind me.

[coldmizzle]

Sooo I've got news that two Random girls are deadass trying to take down the creepypasta website 💀

Tags are just so ppl from fandom see this.

Ummm how the hell will they do that?? And whyyyy?

Edit;

Oh fuck it's real-

WE NEED A PETITION FOR THAT NOT TO HAPPEN

[coldmizzle]

@asmodeusarts @intimidating-fettuccine @gravitygrenade @eyeless-cunt @acreepypastaloverposts @magg0t-king @a-hideaway-for-hoes @a-hideaway-for-whores @lovestruck-lasagna

I am really sorry for mentioning half of you with which I have never interacted, someone recommended mentioning bigger creepypasta creators in hope that we could do something about this.

[intimidating-fettuccine]

Sooo??? Two people tagged me in this hot mess??

I’m not sure how they’d get it taken down but I mean I think it’s totall bullshit to try so just spreading this around

Also @scary-lasagna

[scary-lasagna]

Well some dude almost snatched the SCP website but Markiplier gave them the middle finger.  

But I can see both sides of it, parents are afraid of another [[[incident]]] but creepypasta is gonna stick around, just throw the karens in the middle of the horror fandom and watch how powerless they realize their petitions are

[cryptic-theories]

The incidents aren’t the website’s fault though. There’s no point in taking down the website anyways, somebody’ll just make another. Even so, maybe somebody should make a counter petition?? 

[callmeyourhero]

reblog if you don’t believe in attacking someone because they freaking ship something

[cryptic-theories]

Incorrect Quote 1

Liu: Whatever it is that you’re doing, you’re doing it wrong.

Jef: You aren’t doing it wrong, if nobody knows what you’re doing!

Liu: I-I..uhh... I...Okay?