Cryptic Ponderations

My outlet for ramblings and thoughts that want to go somewhere but don't really have a place to go. It may occasionally contain something worth reading.

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Why is everybody a Leo including me.

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Dear god please let me make all the correct decisions tonight. Amen

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Netwerking

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Sometimes I forget I can pee standing up

[daria-argento]

How it feels to notice there is a crack in. Everything

How it feels to realize that’s how the light gets in

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I wanted a cursed ring so fucking bad. I know it will not consume me. I'm Different.

I am pure of heart and thick of ass, give me the goddamn ring.

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I wonder what would happen if everybody on earth had an orgasm at the same time. Probably something good right?

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Bobasaur

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Do you remember what it was like to learn how to open your eyes underwater?

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I unfortunately can't help but notice

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I've turned it off, I Shan't Want.

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I'll never kneel, I'll never rest, I'll never climb into the chest. I'll eat the bread because I must, but sleep I hearken to be rust. To cry for comfort's golden kiss is to be-held to mercy's bliss. Alas, if iron o'ertake my breast, I pray for razor's silk caress.

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My man Hamlet was really onto some real shit. Like yeah, that IS the question isn't it?

Yes? Or No?

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I need to be ethically harvested

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Forsooth!! 😂😂😂

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Shit, they might have been onto something with this "bowl of cereal" thing.

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I've been punkd. the author has been setting up for a grand punchline, a provocation of cinematic irony that finally wasn't a humor of horror. Finally I get the feeling of a wink, and a warm, knowing smile from behind the veil.

I guess, if you really Think about it, the real April Fool was the friends we made along the way :')