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[crypticruneorb]

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[wingswin0516]

Noticing 👀

[angeliccurlss]

So I just spent a week at a sports camp with basically zero internet access, and weirdly it gave me more insight into willmack

Being around male athletes 24/7 really puts into perspective how insanely masculine most men's sports culture still is. There's this constant pressure to perform a certain version of masculinity, and showing any kind of softness almost feels like you're going against the grain.

I genuinely can't imagine any of the guys from my boxing team casually saying they spend their free time baking cakes or making chocolate, they'd get laughed at and clowned relentlessly.

Which is why I think Will and Mack are incredibly lucky, not because they're different, but because they seem to be in an environment where they can be different without having to hide it.

The fact that will can talk about baking or mack can be openly affectionate and nobody in the room seems interested in policing them for it feels kind of miraculous. They get to exist as these soft, slightly dorky versions of themselves in one of the most hypermasculine environments imaginable, and their teammates seem to meet them with affection instead of ridicule.

Makes me appreciate Sharks team culture even more. I think that's such a rare thing, finding a locker room where you don't have to harden yourself to belong is honestly one of the greatest gifts you can have.

[crypticruneorb]

Congrats on moving together!

[crypticruneorb]

Since a few people asked here’s a life update if you care. It’s fine if you don’t. 😜

I’ve been super busy the last couple of days because after five years of being together, my boyfriend and I are finally going to live together! We wanted to live together far sooner than this, but unfortunately life circumstance have gotten in the way. Now it’s the perfect time.

He is moving in with me into my place. I absolutely love my place and I’m so happy for him to live here with me, but it does mean re-organizing basically everything and getting rid of a bunch of stuff that I honestly should not have been holding onto.

Still on the job hunt but things are finally getting some momentum in that area as well. I may not be on here as much as I have been but I promise I’m still around, I’m still paying attention, and I will still be doing readings when I have the time. Ann is also super busy right now, but we’re not going anywhere. Just a busy phase of life at the moment.

Thank you all for your amazing support.

Love Y’all. ❤️

PS if the Wackles do anything truly unhinged I promise I’ll come running back ASAP.

[crypticruneorb]

I know I’ve been a bit MIA recently. Lots of big changes happening in my life the last few days, but when I saw this I just had to.

So… if any “Sharksmin” are swimming around here, this one’s for you.

Will Mack have his “Finest Performance Yet” this year?

He’s gonna shine like the star he is. ⭐️

Mack is going to take a step up in his career this year. This might be Captain which I know we are all anticipating, but I wouldn’t be surprised if we see him get close to 120 points and make it to the playoffs.

[crypticruneorb]

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[crypticruneorb]

Hello !! This is a question for a personnal reading if you're willing to answer ✨️

Possibly a reccuring question, but I wanted to know what's the energy on my love life right now and/or what my love life will look like in the next few months ?

Initials are LS and I often use this emoji 🧚‍♀️

Idk if it's necessary info (maybe it will help your reading), but my emotions have been all over the place lately, and I know some of the things I feel don't belong to me.

Have a nice day and thank you for your time ☀️

Personal Ask for LS 🧚‍♀️

Ask: What does LS need to know about their love life?

I wish I was able to ask questions while doing these reads. LS I think you just got broken up with. If you didn’t, then this probably wont resonate with you and I’ll try again.

The entire top row is all break up energy.

2 of Cups: The literal break up card.

Death + Chariot: The ending of something and the inability to move on. I feel like you got broken up with. It wasn’t your choice.

3 of Cups: In this type of spread is can mean affair. Were you cheated on or did you suspect cheating? It could also mean being emotionally drained or general disharmony in your relationship.

9 of Swords Rx: Despair. This ending is making you really sad.

I didn’t want to leave you with just that so I asked the universe for some advice for you.

8 of Cups: This is one of two cards in the deck that quite simply means “walk away”. (6 of swords is the other one if anyone is curious). It’s time to put down the ‘what ifs’ and the ‘maybe if I’, no. It’s done. You can’t go back. It’s time to find whatever closure you can and move on.

Page of Swords + 4 of Wands Rx: This is the universe telling you to find your joy again. Life is full of joy and you’ve been stewing in regret and sadness enough. Time to find your joy again. Do things that make you happy. Make time for the people in your life that bring you joy.

Knight of Pens Rx: This card says it’s going to be hard to find your joy again. You might not feel it right away but ‘fake it till you make it’ and the joy will come.

I’m sorry you’re going through such a tough time. Please let me know if this resonates with you. Sending good vibes and healing energy. ❤️

[crypticruneorb]

I know y’all are freaking about the NHL cover and the baby sharks training camp but… this is worth noting. Toff on Empty Netters maybe?

[crypticruneorb]

That’s it for personal reads tonight.

LS 🧚‍♀️ please know you’re still in my inbox. I didn’t forgot you. I’m just wiped out right now and I want to give you a proper read. I will do everything in my power to get it done tomorrow night. Little piece of advice, if you feel like you’re holding on to other people emotions, right before you got to bed, try to sit in some form of quiet and breath. Set the intention in your body to let go of those emotions and tell your spirit guides “these emotions are not mine. Please clear them from me.” Repeat it a few times till it feels right.

Anyone else who wants a personal read please put it in my inbox. Give me a nickname, initials, emoji, something to connect to you. If you have a specific question that would be great. If not I’ll just do a general read for you. All I ask is you give some feedback so I can learn.

It might take a week or two to get your read back. Please be patient.

Love y’all. Good night. ❤️🌙

[crypticruneorb]

hii 👋 my initial is S 🐰 I'm a libra, is that helpful? i wanted to see if you could do a reading on whether (A) is interested in me? is he attracted to me or does he just see me as another student? thanks u!

Personal Ask for S

What is the relationship potential for S & A?

This was a tough read because I know it’s probably not what you want to hear but I think maybe you built this connection up in your head and it’s just not there. I’m so sorry.

Knight of Wands Rx + 8 of Wands Rx: This is pretty strong self doubt and holding back energy. I think maybe you got hurt before and were trying to approaching this situation more cautiously.

2 of Wands + 2 of Swords Rx: I think an opportunity presented itself and you thought maybe there could be a connection but you let it go and now you’re obsessively asking ‘what if?’.

Bottom row: This entire bottom row is being disconnected with yourself. Not acknowledging reality. Being defensive and drowning in loneliness. The Hermit and The Moon are connected through the number 9 in numerology which is all about gaining wisdom through introspection. They’re both reversed here which is why I think a lot of this is in your head.

Clarifiers: Temperance Rx + The Fool: I think these cards are telling you two things at the same time. First, you are completely out of balance, forcing the connection and being foolish about it. BUT… Second, if you can acknowledge reality and rebalance yourself, you may find yourself on the edge of something new and exciting.

I’m going to be honest with you S, if this read is resonating with you then I think maybe you should move on. I think maybe your loneliness and desire to have a connection with someone is manufacturing a situation that just doesn’t exist.

I’m so sorry. I know this stuff is super hard to hear. I got the sense that maybe a lot people around you are in relationships and you feel like you need to be in one too. Please remember that you can’t rush divine timing. If you do it will only push you down the wrong road. Your person is out there for you and they will show themselves at exactly the right time.

I think right now you need to focus on you. Maybe work through any lingering self doubt and get yourself into a better place so when the right one comes along you’ll be able to recognize them.

Be kind to yourself. I hope this helped a little. I would genuinely love any feedback you have to give. I know this was a tough read. I’m sending lots of good vibes and healing energy your way. ❤️❤️❤️

[crypticruneorb]

🦦 here and omfg you clocked my ass it's SCARY! you don't have to post this but i just wanted you to know! for the queen of pens i usually do have traits in my head like tall and kind but i am VERY picky when it comes to men so maybe this is what you were seeing, king of wands, page of pens, and the clarifier was so accurate i think you're in my brain. i was literally jaw dropped reading it!! i hope i was easy to read! i will be coming back for sureeee

The funny thing I learned about Tarot is it’s usually not telling us brand new information. Most of the time it’s a clarification or validation of things you’ve already thought.

I’m so glad this resonated with you. I love doing personal asks and getting that feedback. I never get that with my other readings.

You truly fueled me tonight. ❤️

Thank you. 🙏

[crypticruneorb]

hi!! i would love a personal reading! it can be a general read on life but i would love to know about love or any kinda signs like that! my initials are EEG im a pisces 🦦

Personal Ask for EEG

Ask: What does EEG need to know about their love life?

The Emperor: Remember your power. The emperor sits on his own thrown overlooking his own kingdom. You have the ultimate say in your life and you need to be bold and take initiate when necessary. Just remember to use your intuition to guide you on when you need more or less of this energy.

3 of Cups: Maybe look within your friend group. Either they will be the best at guiding you to your next love, or maybe there is someone there that could be right for you. Also, it’s easier to find love when you’re happy and doing things you enjoy with your friends.

Queen of Pens Rx: EEG are you the type to make a list of traits? This tall, makes this much money…etc. Try not to do that. If you feel like you must, list personality traits you like. Kind, funny, empathetic. Know that people are not perfect and no one will check every box you THINK you want.

King of Wands Rx: This one took me a minute. This is usually controlling or bullying energy. Is someone in your life pushing you to find a partner? Maybe yourself? Devine timing can’t be rushed. If you try to force it, it will only lead you down the wrong path. People show up in your life when it’s time and no sooner.

Page of Pens Rx: Procrastination. Remember to put yourself out there. You have to co-create WITH the universe. If you shut yourself away and never meet anyone or try anything how is your person supposed to find you? Don’t be afraid of trying.

10 of Pens: Abundance. Love is coming and it will be given with abundance. This is also the family card. If you feel comfortable see if anyone in your family has someone they think will be good for you.

I asked for a clarifier for the whole read: 7 of Cups - You feel like you don’t have any options or opportunities. That’s not true. Page of Pens says put yourself out there. 3 of Cups and 10 of Pens says trust in your friends and family to help you.

I hope that helps. Would love any feedback you have to give. ❤️

[crypticruneorb]

Hi, I'm sorry to bother you, it's D again, can you see, please, which profession suits me better, I have a very bad intuition, and I just can't recognize the sign of the universe

Personal Ask for D

Hi D. Sorry for the super late reply.

I don’t think you’re gong to like this answer but I’m never going to lie or sugar coat these personal asks.

I asked specifically what job traits would suit you best and instead the universe said “No. They have to do the work to figure it out.” If I remember correctly I told you the universe is screaming at you what you should do next. You have to figure it out.

I know you said you have very bad intuition, work on it. Sorry if that’s blunt but everyone has intuition. You just have to learn to hear it. The universe is not going to let me just tell you where to go next. It’s already telling you.

7 of Swords Rx + Page of Swords: Did you have an idea that didn’t work out? A hobby you thought would make a good job or maybe you saw someone you know in a career you thought you’d like? Either you dismissed the idea without really trying or your ‘try’ was poorly planned.

Ace of Swords + The World: Some new idea or inspiration will come to you and if you pursue it with real planing and execution it will work out for you.

The High Priestess: The universe is agreeing that you are not connected to your inner self and intuition. It’s not going to tell me where you go next. You have to reconnect to the universe and hear for yourself or you will never trust it.

10 of Swords Rx: You’re hanging on to the path you were walking down before. You need to let go and trust your intuition to guide you to the next road. It’s there. You simply need to trust it when you see it.

[crypticruneorb]

Girl, Macklin gave an interview about his cover today and it was TEA. I think your readings are 100%. The girlies are fighting and there is drama. First, Mack gave the interview to Canadian media over US which is interesting for a guy in an American market. Not related to Will but interesting he’s showing preference for the Canadian market. Then, he glazes over the question about Will. Says we don’t play XBox in the season but I play with my buddies and brothers or something, which is cray. He then says Misa is the best gamer but he’s never seen him play but feels he’s good at it lol. Like, I know you and Will have said you play games with the kids at Will’s house. Logically if he’s the only one you’ve seen play, he’s the best? No? Then, he lists whiffleball as one of his favorite sports alongside major sports like basketball. A very niche sport to point out especially if you’re not going to list other ones. That’s Will’s July 4 tournament. Which he was not invited to twice. He mentions his buddies several times lol. He’s never clearly mentioning he has lots of buddies, not just one. That he has a skating group. Then, he has to put together his dream line. He picks McKinnon and McDavid (who Will famously said - he’s going to come back after the Olympics and realize I’m not McDavid). Then, his d men are normal. Quinn who he’s friends with. Cale Makar who he’s also friendly with and then his own goalie lol. Basically he said, only really my goalie from my team are dreamy enough for me lol. The focus on many friends is interesting given Will just posted his bro crew looking all frat bro.

I definitely saw this while I was getting ready this morning and clocked the Will subject change. I think the rest of it was a pretty normal interview. I know Mack has done several interviews with Jesse before.

I definitely have thoughts and I will write them up a little later when I have time. Otherwise it was a pretty cute interview. I wish I played video games. I would buy it. 

[crypticruneorb]

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Mack/Sid Reading July 2026

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[crypticruneorb]

Mack/Sid Reading July 2026

ANN-

Has Mack confided in Sid?

Yes.

What has Mack confided in Sid?

4 of Pens: Mack has asked Sid about work, contracts, and other business related things.

Three of Cups: Mack wants to learn from Sid about how to create the harmony in a team that Sid creates. Being Captain, being a leader. How to bring people together.

The Star: Mack has also sought advice on how to handle being the star of the league.

Page of Cups: This is Sid’s card. Page’s tend t represent younger people but he was “Sid the Kid”. Page of Cups is grounded in themselves. Know who they are and has emotional intelligence.

Ace of Pens: Sid is advising Mack on other opportunities outside hockey, like sponsorships and such.

Temperance: Sid is also teaching him how to find balance and stay grounded in himself.

CRYPTIC - I didn’t realize how close they were. I knew Sid liked Mack and of course Mack looked up to Sid but it does seem like Mack confides in and listens to Sid. I know he’s said that in multiple interviews but it was cool to see it in the cards.