Criptid-Candy

he/him they/them. 21 may occasionally be horny on main

[cryptid-candy]

This is the funniest shit that has happened to me on tumblr thank you for making me laugh mystery hater and hateie

[ashleyloob]

yet another Miku & Teto riso print bc I love them BUT SPECIFICALLY THEIR OG OUTFITS FROM THE 2000S and they're also furries

4 colors used: fluo pink, aqua, yellow, bright red

[walmartnoodle]

Wdym you hate Stratt? Without her you don’t get a story

[pikaole]

Happy crows 🐦‍⬛

[jbt7493]

has anyone noticed that sometimes you take incorrect or undesirable actions instead of the correct and desirable ones? what's up with that

[worldscoolest]

[64mpg]

all right huddle up. nobody kill yourself today

[rosefinchie]

how it all feels lately

[pinetreepilgramage]

Jerma: no chat.. *laughs* I’m not gonna, I’m NOT gonna disavow StarClan and break the warriors code! I would never do that, who does that?

Jerma, a mere week later: Dark Forest Training Stream

[cutecipher]

how it feels to be stressed out almost 100% of the time

[0requiem]

Miya Osamu.

[cryptid-candy]

Favorite dinosaur?

in my heart its quetzalcoatlus but i know technically not a dino so i will say archaeopteryx for a actual dino

[cheerfullycatholic]

When medicine is holding the migraine back but you can still kinda feel it in the distance waiting to return

[epicsause-official]

on sharing one's opinons

[bumblebeebats]

How is it that you can a music library of like 1,200+ absolute bangers but as soon as you put it on shuffle in a group setting it's like. anime opening you added in 2010. homestuck parody song. musical artist who was cancelled last year for kidnapping and eating children in his basement. Hamilton

[bumblebeebats]

I can't believe some people are actually reblogging this like "Tch. Omg, so embarrassing OP, I can't believe you would ever admit to liking Hamilton 😏 " like ok, first of all congratulations for hatching as a fully formed adult in 2022 from the pure white egg of a virgin swan i guess. Raised in a cave on a diet consisting solely of nuts and berries and leftist twitter clapbacks. "ooooooh, I've never had a complicated relationship with a piece of art that was phenomenally well-received at the time but aged like milk as later reflection revealed the fundamental flaws in its premise that were in fact present from its inception but which I didn't notice because I was 17 and hadn't heard of neoliberalism yet" Should we throw a party? Should we invite Anthony Fantano? Anyway second of all. you draw the line at Lin Manuel Miranda but you're fine with basement guy?

[shinraalpha]

i do think lobbying for data centres over climate goals should be considered a crime against humanity btw

[caz-the-yarncromancer]

I think my coworkers are drawing the wrong conclusions when they are like genAI sucks (oh wait it does something useful it's redeemed now caz you should try it)

Like I'm not against it because it can never do anything useful I'm sure it's correct sometimes the problem is THE DESTRUCTION OF SOCIETY AND THE PLANET even when you use it for harmless purposes and it does something right even if it's not chatgpt or grok it's STILL DESTROYING. THE FUCKING. PLANET. any genAI use causes damage without providing anything that cannot be done without it.

If companies like Google or Microsoft aim for 100% adoption of a tool it's a tool for them to use against you none of this is done to help you dude you're just being dragged into it a little slower than the people who let chatgpt write their shopping lists