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[taldoren]

dog out back

[taldoren]

real zeldaheads know what the majoras mask fuck is up

[undeadhorse]

wolf eggs. wolves lay eggs. i promise.

[temporalreverie]

[phantomrose96]

*1am on a worknight voice* why is the Among Us show good

[phantomrose96]

*finished Among Us episode 1 voice* ........................why is it Good

[phantomrose96]

INFINITY TRAIN CREATOR????

[phantomrose96]

A M O G U S

[yujateaandpi]

Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.

[creamycuppy]

[herssian]

online numbers can really fuck you up when it comes to your creative work because you're sharing something you worked on with all your heart but it's very important to remember there's actual people behind those numbers. even if it's 1. that's one whole actual person. that's a human being who said "haha nice". that's a connection with a REAL person with a REAL life and REAL thoughts and feelings and experiences. like. damn. that should mean something

[maxxie-or-smth]

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

[hppjmxrgosg]

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

[taldoren]

coming to terms w bullshit is such a Put On The Clown Makeup sorta thing. and then scrubbing it off. and then putting it back on again. and then

[mongeese]

The Murderbot Diaries are a power fantasy about being aromantic and still developing extremely important dedicated emotionally intimate partnerships where you are a top priority in a person's life, equal to their other family or romantic attachments despite your own emotional difficulties. And having guns in your arms

[0requiem]

In honor of fic finally being done here’s a record of all my current comments left to self. Cracks knuckles let’s get to work

[taldoren]

huge celebrity sighting .the humble harbor seal

[iheartblondetwinks]

[fuckblast]

It's been years and I still haven't found a single sentence on Wikipedia I like more than this one. and quickly learned how to breakdance. The simple statement. Action, result, reaction. White boy stuns latinos. Quickly. His white ass got there and said I need to have something to keep me from being All the White People, and I'm clearly not a boy of combative strength. Breakdancing bluelinked as the perfect little punctuation, reminding you that it is a rich art and sport, making you consider the sort of undertaking that would be. I like this sentence more than some Beck songs.

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

have you ever met a celebrity irl?

yes

no

microcelebrity

kinda?

results

Remaining time: 22 minutes

[princearthasmenethil]

so i'm trying to lead arator astray down a path of death and darkness, just for funsies, but every time i try to talk him into committing attrocities, alonsus faol appears out of nowhere and just stares me down disapprovingly while shaking his head

[xalatath]

Tell me about it.

[iaynm-jo]

Yoshikaru post rescue fluff ehehdhejjejejkeke sweetes confession ever, I just know ‘Hikaru’ will replay that moment in his head every second of the day forever