Silly Shark Hours @cryptidcake02 - Tumblr Blog

Heyyy I'm Maxx/Shark/Cock!

I'm just a silly little guy who likes to post silly little doodles

I'm mainly into Hazbin Hotel, Deltarune, Bojack Horseman, Fish, NITW, MCSM, furry art, and other stuff like that so thats mainly what you'll see over here as far as reblogs go!!

I also do nice art but that's all on my main @cryptid-shark

#intro post

yaolmao

Surgeon/Hospital au; Intern Vincent x Attending Alastor

This is their relationship later on, but they had a much more rockier and tumultuous period together when Vincent first arrived.

Bonus w/Charlie;

lacebraonirica

It was not planned...

I finally made real this scene that O had stuck on my mind for months! Basically their first kiss (no planned) and the gay panic derived of it 😆💖

It's a lil scene I make as a comic- animatic hibrid, I hope you enjoy! It's not perfect but at least it's out of my mind.✨

paletemple-deactivated20260304

I want you to violate me

hiilumaru

It's not "vertigo" it's my body realizing that im actually sleeping in a ball pit somewhere that doesn't exist

I should be asleep not drawing this

applepartysins

Lucifer and his horse now!1 woaa This Au is gonna be the death of me- excuse my horse anatomy im trying my best i swear

heikeeds

"no witty comeback?" ahhh moment

schaychaym

Wireplay

(Originally for Vox Week 2026 - Day 1)

Ehem. As you can see I'm extremely late for Vox Week lol BUT (🍑) I did say I would slowly get through the daily prompts. Do not expect Day 2 anytime soon though cuz I'm more focused on my AU and the new comic 😝

So let's consider this piece a part of Staticmoth Parents AU.

Despite me drawing mostly wholesome Staticmoth for this AU (specially because at this point they have both confessed to each other and they discovered the wonders of "Love Making")-

-this doesn't mean my boys stopped liking getting freaky TwT

Now let's give them some privacy shall we?

(P.S. For those who wonder, Vax is right now out on a stroll with uncle Angie)

schaychaym

Wireplay

(Originally for Vox Week 2026 - Day 1)

Ehem. As you can see I'm extremely late for Vox Week lol BUT (🍑) I did say I would slowly get through the daily prompts. Do not expect Day 2 anytime soon though cuz I'm more focused on my AU and the new comic 😝

So let's consider this piece a part of Staticmoth Parents AU.

Despite me drawing mostly wholesome Staticmoth for this AU (specially because at this point they have both confessed to each other and they discovered the wonders of "Love Making")-

-this doesn't mean my boys stopped liking getting freaky TwT

Now let's give them some privacy shall we?

(P.S. For those who wonder, Vax is right now out on a stroll with uncle Angie)

wifegideonnav

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

depicromic

This is the one

Reference: Chainsaw man panel

deertusk

he won't even gloat (okay maybe a little)

crabussy

sometimes I have to stop myself from posting shit like "who made replacing a bike chain so erotic" because I remember the number of people who see my posts and I have to take a step back and reconsider my choices. sometimes I have to hide my true and sincere thoughts in a post about how I'm not posting them because it is funnier this way

crabussy

artist's impression

crabussy

whatever. it's just reaching between all its delicate parts to wrench out its guts with lots of sweating and straining. while it's upside down and immobilised. and then it's just taking the slick and shiny new chain and feeding it gently through gears and between metal before pulling it taut until the derailleur is extended and the chain clicks into place and can no longer be removed. I; think I'm bicycle. I mean bisexual

crabussy