Cryptid Cockles

From the bowels of expired usernames, deleted accounts, and old forums comes as much of the old Cockles material I can find, saved for archive purposes. If you want to share some Cryptid Cockles, please submit!

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BOOM BOOM TEL AVIV!!! 🎵🎵🎵

FINAL COUNTDOWN TO WHAT, CHAT? WANNA HELP THEM OUT LEIGH?

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This is so HIGHKEY CRAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZY, CHAT

GREETINGS FROM THE MOST WRONGLY RUMORED ABOUT VILLAIN OF ALL TIME! THE BIGGEST VILLAIN YOU CAN PUT IN YOUR HEAD TO HATE AT! BIGGER THAN ELON MUSK! AND WE'RE SAVING. EVERYBODY.

SIGNED, THE RANDOS - ANONYMOUSLY

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Fucking. Run baby run. There's no looking away for a few of you. Cocaine bear ground zero would know the truth by now, sitting only with her discomfort at reality and letting you try to console her, like a widow of revelation that says she isn't a widow and will still never mourn.

Type of idiot affair of self denial supremacy.

Hey.

Cocaine Bear.

this. is not. you.

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can you hear me now? can you hear me now? I'm beggin' you.

shame on meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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We're saving. Everybody. And somehow, the left wing has never been more upset. Of all the things in all the world for the frauds in Supernatural to monkey climb my dick over and log out about after trying to call the cops and realizing I Am Become The Cops, the reality of this being true tells me a great deal about Who You Are. Being mad we're... stopping it. That is who you are. You know what your political theater leverage has really done, don't you?

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leeeeeeeeigh i seeee you even if you don't let yourself see youuuuuu

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hey. hey chat. chat. CALL THE POLICE

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hey. hey chat. chat. CALL THE POLICE

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disingenuous "how do you become a wizard" asks of all time

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Friggin. Kids who didn't do any of the homework and complained the entire way awards for everybody

are we there yet are we there yet

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goddamn dickride a man to being neoantijesus ass idiot plot that still won't look now, bet. literally off the pure power of their own issues and jackdick backward reading.

then call the police because they offended themselves, globally even

ur worse than elon musk definitionally duplicitously hysterical takes of all tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime

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yeah chat, like. ever try looking in the mirror? Or is that self hatred what you're calling some sort of side vague muffled dysphoria to slip into genderfluidy discussions? Type of plot?

Because like. We see it. And you can't ban us talking about it anymore. We see a great many things these days, chat. Beware the court of crows that watches fandom all the time, remember that old joke? Karma is my boyfriend? Yes?

Yeahyeayeaaaayeaaaaaaaah~ call the police, the nazis in all parties have lost.

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from the land to the sea palestine will be free, and she called the police.

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goddamn dickride a man to being neoantijesus ass idiot plot that still won't look now, bet. literally off the pure power of their own issues and jackdick backward reading.

then call the police because they offended themselves, globally even

ur worse than elon musk definitionally duplicitously hysterical takes of all tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime

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yeah chat, like. ever try looking in the mirror? Or is that self hatred what you're calling some sort of side vague muffled dysphoria to slip into genderfluidy discussions? Type of plot?

Because like. We see it. And you can't ban us talking about it anymore. We see a great many things these days, chat. Beware the court of crows that watches fandom all the time, remember that old joke? Karma is my boyfriend? Yes?

Yeahyeayeaaaayeaaaaaaaah~ call the police, the nazis in all parties have lost.

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A new future.

Where boundaries are more roughly agreed shared heritage and ideals, but able to change on time and need- just not by force, with fear and force both removed.

A place where you need not fear much less accuse your neighbor. Where roadless travel is there for everyone, no passport needed to be a sovereign citizen of earth, with understanding and respect, and self-awareness.

Time traveling transvestigated Destiel pope real, and Supernatural fandom has never been more devastated.

Type of idiot plot.

Thanks for playing!

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See, now you're all ✨uncomfortable✨

Concerning.™️

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beckyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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CALLLLLLLLLLLLLL THE POLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE YOUR NEOLIBERAL WORLD ORDER IS DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD CALL THE COPSSS RHONDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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INSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE DICKRIDING SKILLS CHAT

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Hoo hoo the long weekend will be fun after work. You can scurry from the server like rats--some of you, at least-- but you'll still be coming back here for updates. I'm a bit maintained on schedule at work today, but I did promise to play with the dishonest ones.

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BABY YOU'RE A STAR~ show me who you are~

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I'm like the ringleader~ I call the shots~ When I put on a show~ Spotlight and I'm ready to break~

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IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

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IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! PRINCE OF ROSH! GOG AND MAGOG. ISRAEL. ZION. ROME.

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SO YOU SEE. CHAT. THERE REALLY IS NO MORE ARGUING ABOUT ANY OF IT. THIS IS WHAT YOU ASKED FOR.

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