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#cryptid lore #cryptidcore au #doc

So Eli just stands there doing a concerning amount of drugs with no signs of stopping people become too intimidated to approach?

I don't want to be reminded of her so I'll just take some shrooms

Is Eli some kind of repellent for strangers? Like do you just set him there and his presence makes others not to approach?

He has drugs

Her? Whosmt?

Old partner, bad memories, tldr of it is i can't go outside alone w/o crying

It looks like her, someone get Eli

-- Tobias (doc)

Hello hello boss maaaaan~

(Aaaaand Lilith is hanging off the ceiling behind him. She was a little bit shorter to fit in the office but still, this was not a good view if he were to suddenly turn to face her. Because she is still very, very deranged from last night.)

"Well. Hello to you too, I suppose." He tapped his papers on the desk and set them down, gazing foreward calmly. "I don't recognize your voice. Name and purpose, If you please."

Lilith Dark, my darling~

(She purrs out in a low tone as she gets down from the ceiling, then her head suddenly snaps back into place, turning around to face him properly.)

What a quaint little facility you run here~

(She tilts her head as she takes a seat, crossing one leg over the other. Bitch dodged a question)

"Hm. Yes. I suppose so. Why are you here?" He questioned, raising a brow. "Darling"? Who does this person think they are?

Just here for mercenary work, perhaps?~

(She grins a bit widely as she holds Zenith in front of her, gently caressing the blade and glancing up at the other.)

Anybody that perhaps needs some silencing? A lesson to learn?

(Her seductive tone melted away into one of more sinisterness, lowering the blade down to rest in front of her, leaning forward with it)

"Uh- well I-" He sucked in a breath, a bit nervous for once. "Well, there is. . . no need for such measures here as of yet. We aren't assassins, we simply contain." Trying to save face, he continued. "And, please, such weapons are not permitted in my office. They frighten my partner. Luckily, they're taking a nap right now but-" He paused for a moment. "Just, remember for next time."

(The poor fool. She fed off of fear, quite a bit. A wide smile came across her face and she laughs softly)

Well, like I said, I am an assassin, my services come at not that much of a price, merely the soul of the individual that I slay. Weapons? Oh ho ho, these are my babies, they comfort me wherever I go. I suppose that you may be lucky your partner isn’t here…

(The smile grew wider, showing off the sharp teeth as her eyes seemed to flare)

Because I feed off of fear, my darling~

"Oh. Well that makes this much simpler. If fear is what motivates you, then I can be confident in my immortality. You only startled me, if I'm being completely honest." He cleared his throat. "I kindly suggest you leave if you refuse to comply."

#cryptidcore au #auditor

Hello hello boss maaaaan~

(Aaaaand Lilith is hanging off the ceiling behind him. She was a little bit shorter to fit in the office but still, this was not a good view if he were to suddenly turn to face her. Because she is still very, very deranged from last night.)

"Well. Hello to you too, I suppose." He tapped his papers on the desk and set them down, gazing foreward calmly. "I don't recognize your voice. Name and purpose, If you please."

Lilith Dark, my darling~

(She purrs out in a low tone as she gets down from the ceiling, then her head suddenly snaps back into place, turning around to face him properly.)

What a quaint little facility you run here~

(She tilts her head as she takes a seat, crossing one leg over the other. Bitch dodged a question)

"Hm. Yes. I suppose so. Why are you here?" He questioned, raising a brow. "Darling"? Who does this person think they are?

Just here for mercenary work, perhaps?~

(She grins a bit widely as she holds Zenith in front of her, gently caressing the blade and glancing up at the other.)

Anybody that perhaps needs some silencing? A lesson to learn?

(Her seductive tone melted away into one of more sinisterness, lowering the blade down to rest in front of her, leaning forward with it)

"Uh- well I-" He sucked in a breath, a bit nervous for once. "Well, there is. . . no need for such measures here as of yet. We aren't assassins, we simply contain." Trying to save face, he continued. "And, please, such weapons are not permitted in my office. They frighten my partner. Luckily, they're taking a nap right now but-" He paused for a moment. "Just, remember for next time."

#cryptidcore au #auditor

Hello hello boss maaaaan~

(Aaaaand Lilith is hanging off the ceiling behind him. She was a little bit shorter to fit in the office but still, this was not a good view if he were to suddenly turn to face her. Because she is still very, very deranged from last night.)

"Well. Hello to you too, I suppose." He tapped his papers on the desk and set them down, gazing foreward calmly. "I don't recognize your voice. Name and purpose, If you please."

Lilith Dark, my darling~

(She purrs out in a low tone as she gets down from the ceiling, then her head suddenly snaps back into place, turning around to face him properly.)

What a quaint little facility you run here~

(She tilts her head as she takes a seat, crossing one leg over the other. Bitch dodged a question)

#jack #cryptidcore au #cryptid lore

"Hm. Yes. I suppose so. Why are you here?" He questioned, raising a brow. "Darling"? Who does this person think they are?

#cryptidcore au #auditor

Mmm, maybe you could talk to Tobias about it. He’s your friend right? He seems p understanding

Yeah yeah. ok. ok i will ok.

There’s always a way to dispose of the body right?

YEAH but wtf. i killed a guy wth wtf ugh i feel sick im just gonna let eli take care of it

#jack #cryptid lore #cryptidcore au

You okay Jack? Near that Fresno Crawler or something?

No michael was doing a casual racism so i killed him. god. i had it up to here w the fuck and theres blood on my paws fuck fuxk fick fuck

#jack #cryptidcore au #cryptid lore

Hello hello boss maaaaan~

(Aaaaand Lilith is hanging off the ceiling behind him. She was a little bit shorter to fit in the office but still, this was not a good view if he were to suddenly turn to face her. Because she is still very, very deranged from last night.)

"Well. Hello to you too, I suppose." He tapped his papers on the desk and set them down, gazing foreward calmly. "I don't recognize your voice. Name and purpose, If you please."

#roleplay tag #auditor #cryptidcore au

Shut UP michael you are DEAD

-- Jack

#jack #cryptidcore au #cryptid lore

Well, hello lads~

(Okay so first of all, there is a 7-foot tall, cloaked woman hanging from the ceiling. And she has a massive blue snout sticking out from her hood. Out of everyone else that could’ve interacted… it was this absolute monstrosity of a Teensy. Her eyes glowed a light aqua underneath the hood, her black hair hanging out as well.)

Hope I wasn’t interrupting anything too important now~

(Woman swishes her hair and drops down from the ceiling. She had a bit of a heavy build as well, possibly weighing around ~283 pounds, with two sheathed blades behind her back. ((Sword references are on @grand-mercenary-osha)))

"Well. I'm. Literally in- in the middle of throttling a bitch b- but, uh. . ."

Jack took a moment to actually comprehend the person.

"Y'know what? Murder can wait, I can make it twenty or ten, your choice hun."

He dropped the very terrified grunt, who scurried off down the corridor.

Nah nah, I don’t mind the murder~

(She chuckles softly, her voice slightly echoing in his head as she unsheathes the violet blade, lashing it out at the grunt and watching as the spectral blades that came out slice the poor dude into shreds before they return back to their original blade. She sheathes Zenith back into the holster on her back as she bows regally)

I am Lilith Dark, it is a pleasure to acquaint with you~

(More of those nigh-seductive chuckles escaped her as she kneels down before him, taking her hood down to show her face. She was a very, very odd woman, her eyes still glowing light aqua, a strange swirl on her snout, as well as a fairly large head. Seriously, what the fuck and who the fuck???)

He could feel his face heating up- he'd met big people, some even larger than this, but there's. . . he shook his head.

"Uh, yeah, y-you too." What a hell?

"So. . . you here for a bang or somethin' else? I got two jobs, sweets, and both a' them are standin' right in front a' me."

Bang?!

(Lilith looks genuinely shocked, her eyebrows furrowing a bit as her jaw as a bit agape at the suggestion)

D-Darling, I just met you! That’s... that’s much too forward!!

(She holds her hands up and laugh nervously)

Granted…

(She lets out a deep exhale as she sits down on the ground, crossing her legs)

I am quite flattered by such an offer, but no. I am not mentally stable for stuff like that. However…

(She rubs her chin, tilting her head and gazing up and down at him)

For one, I may make an exception, but that will take time. Two, you seem to have very troublesome clientele. And I will be very much happy to dispose of them… free of charge of course~

"Oh. Well, that's aight. I can kill just fine, get away with it just as easy." He ran a paw through his hair, a bit awkwardly. "And, well, the "Other job" would be to capture you, and, well. . ." He gulped, very nervous. "Eh. . . I don't feel like doin' it just yet." On account a' the giant fuck-you swords.

Ahhh yes, what a genius idea…

(Her tone was venomous with sarcasm, pulling out both swords to show them off. This bitch even had the Meowmere! Easily recognised by the cute cat face on the handle. Her fists were clenched a bit hard as she grins menacingly down at him, an eyebrow raising up)

Capturing the spawn of an eldritch horror, hmm hmm? Must pay verrrrry good, hmmm?

"W- well, it- it does-" He started backing away, clearly scared. "Aud pays me a few hundred a week, an- and I pay my rent just fine with the other work I do-" He began to stall for time. "H- hey, hm. Uh. W- Fuck." Nevermind. He cannot stall for time. "Fuck, man, I been torn up too much this week."

You’ve already seen what my baby Zenith can do…~

(She had a bitterly sweet tone as she ran her finger down that sword, then turning to the other one)

Good thing I didn’t have to use Meowmere. Would’ve been suuuch a shame to hurt little you~

(She chuckles menacingly as she sheathes the swords again, standing back up, tapping her boot lightly against the ground)

But I don’t judge. You’re desperate for money, normal jobs in the everyday workforce provide merely pennies and you have to choose between food and utilities and personal luxuries to spend meagre wages on.

(She sucks in a soft breath through clenched teeth and she hums out)

Hell, maybe I could pay you to kill troublesome clientele for you, hmm? $50 per person, perhaps, maybe $100?

"Wh- n- no I- I ain't take no pleasure in killin', miss!" He backed up to the wall, terrified. "It- the job's somethin' I enjoy, really- Killin's saved for the bitchier folk."

(Her chuckling dissolves into something a bit more manic and echoing, grinning widely as she shakes her head)

I said me. I’m killing them. And you’re getting paid to make up for their loss. What’s so hard to understand about that, darling, hmmm?~

#cryptidcore au #jack #roleplay tag

"Killin'! It ain't fun and it's somethin' I hate ta do! Hate ta see it too! Can't have no blood on my paws, literally or by proxy!" He's getting a bit angrier.

Well, hello lads~

(Okay so first of all, there is a 7-foot tall, cloaked woman hanging from the ceiling. And she has a massive blue snout sticking out from her hood. Out of everyone else that could’ve interacted… it was this absolute monstrosity of a Teensy. Her eyes glowed a light aqua underneath the hood, her black hair hanging out as well.)

Hope I wasn’t interrupting anything too important now~

(Woman swishes her hair and drops down from the ceiling. She had a bit of a heavy build as well, possibly weighing around ~283 pounds, with two sheathed blades behind her back. ((Sword references are on @grand-mercenary-osha)))

"Well. I'm. Literally in- in the middle of throttling a bitch b- but, uh. . ."

Jack took a moment to actually comprehend the person.

"Y'know what? Murder can wait, I can make it twenty or ten, your choice hun."

He dropped the very terrified grunt, who scurried off down the corridor.

Nah nah, I don’t mind the murder~

(She chuckles softly, her voice slightly echoing in his head as she unsheathes the violet blade, lashing it out at the grunt and watching as the spectral blades that came out slice the poor dude into shreds before they return back to their original blade. She sheathes Zenith back into the holster on her back as she bows regally)

I am Lilith Dark, it is a pleasure to acquaint with you~

(More of those nigh-seductive chuckles escaped her as she kneels down before him, taking her hood down to show her face. She was a very, very odd woman, her eyes still glowing light aqua, a strange swirl on her snout, as well as a fairly large head. Seriously, what the fuck and who the fuck???)

He could feel his face heating up- he'd met big people, some even larger than this, but there's. . . he shook his head.

"Uh, yeah, y-you too." What a hell?

"So. . . you here for a bang or somethin' else? I got two jobs, sweets, and both a' them are standin' right in front a' me."

Bang?!

(Lilith looks genuinely shocked, her eyebrows furrowing a bit as her jaw as a bit agape at the suggestion)

D-Darling, I just met you! That’s... that’s much too forward!!

(She holds her hands up and laugh nervously)

Granted…

(She lets out a deep exhale as she sits down on the ground, crossing her legs)

I am quite flattered by such an offer, but no. I am not mentally stable for stuff like that. However…

(She rubs her chin, tilting her head and gazing up and down at him)

For one, I may make an exception, but that will take time. Two, you seem to have very troublesome clientele. And I will be very much happy to dispose of them… free of charge of course~

"Oh. Well, that's aight. I can kill just fine, get away with it just as easy." He ran a paw through his hair, a bit awkwardly. "And, well, the "Other job" would be to capture you, and, well. . ." He gulped, very nervous. "Eh. . . I don't feel like doin' it just yet." On account a' the giant fuck-you swords.

Ahhh yes, what a genius idea…

(Her tone was venomous with sarcasm, pulling out both swords to show them off. This bitch even had the Meowmere! Easily recognised by the cute cat face on the handle. Her fists were clenched a bit hard as she grins menacingly down at him, an eyebrow raising up)

Capturing the spawn of an eldritch horror, hmm hmm? Must pay verrrrry good, hmmm?

"W- well, it- it does-" He started backing away, clearly scared. "Aud pays me a few hundred a week, an- and I pay my rent just fine with the other work I do-" He began to stall for time. "H- hey, hm. Uh. W- Fuck." Nevermind. He cannot stall for time. "Fuck, man, I been torn up too much this week."

You’ve already seen what my baby Zenith can do…~

(She had a bitterly sweet tone as she ran her finger down that sword, then turning to the other one)

Good thing I didn’t have to use Meowmere. Would’ve been suuuch a shame to hurt little you~

(She chuckles menacingly as she sheathes the swords again, standing back up, tapping her boot lightly against the ground)

But I don’t judge. You’re desperate for money, normal jobs in the everyday workforce provide merely pennies and you have to choose between food and utilities and personal luxuries to spend meagre wages on.

(She sucks in a soft breath through clenched teeth and she hums out)

Hell, maybe I could pay you to kill troublesome clientele for you, hmm? $50 per person, perhaps, maybe $100?