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@cryptidkate
pls this is so funny
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i saw a post that said it maxed out at 24. so i just. kept buying em. thinking eventually i would get a little message saying i had the max amoutn. but. guys. it didnt. it did nt
it killed your url on dashboard
it does this when reblogging
I canāt believe tumblr realised that the best cashcow for this site would be allowing users pay to recreate
there is no tooth fairy
there is no easter bunny
THERE IS NO QUEEN OF ENGLAND
why are you celebrating someone's death?
FINAL FANTASY VII REBIRTH
ā¦what???
this is a universal experience because education is chronically underfunded across the world
Turning Red (2022) + 2002-era details (source)
Referring to these like historical details is doing me psychic damage mate
Do you know how long itās been since iāve seen the words āT9 text messageā?
iāve just seen someone ask, āao3 is problematic, tumblr is problematic, is there nowhere to go, is nothing sacred???ā
likeā¦. no.
itās not.
there is nowhere sacred for fandom-at-large to go. and i donāt think there is anywhere sacred that fandom-at-large can go. wherever we go, by definition, would be profane: profanus, outside the temple. doesnāt necessarily mean dirty or bad. profane is just where we are, outside the temple. thatās the space where everyday life is lived.
if you are waiting for a āperfectā space for all fandom, where no monsters can ever tread, i am sorry, but it doesnāt exist. it canāt, not out here, beyond the temple. no open-access platform (like ao3, like tumblr, like twitter) will ever live up to perfect ideals for everybody all the time. (thatās not a reason not to strive for decency, of course! and you can sensibly ban nazis and illegal materials and porn bots and harassment without doing what tumblrās doing, which is panicking and throwing everything it owns out a window.)
but we are all just humans, from anonymous trolls to moderators: everything we can build is still just built by people. people fail. people forget. people ignore. people are too busy, too greedy, too idealistic, too short on resources, too whatever, to be perfect. so if you want a big open cross-fandom platform to play in, what you get is profanity. in a very broad sense.
if you want a perfect space, a sacred space, you have to build it inside the temple. i donāt mean that in a specific religious sense: not a Jewish or Christian or Muslim sense. i mean, you are going to have to build a pure fannish temple and keep the profane world away from it: specifically, youād have to keep most of the world out. it couldnāt be a place for fandom-at-large: it would have to be a place for fandom-at-small. for the few. because you are going to have to build doctrine and enforce it. you are going to have to define sin and cast sinners out. and no free open social media platform is going to do that for you: youād have to do it yourself, continuously, rigorously, defensively, judgementally, like a guard at a gate. like a god.
āthat sounds like a lot of work!ā oh, it is. itās a lot of work to gatekeep. āoh, iām not talking about being a gatekeeper, i just want bad stuff gone!ā mm-hmm. i understand. i genuinely do. but let me know if you find an easy, cheap, non-exclusionary way to let hundreds of thousands of people with very different backgrounds and beliefs post millions of pieces of only universally acceptable, non-problematic, perfect content. iāll be over here holding my breath.
IS NOTHING SACRED?
Maāam, this is a whorehouse.
Riftan Calypse from "under the oak tree"
3 kinds of ADHD distractions:
sudden idea! i'll just take a quiiick little detour and be riiight back...(spoiler: you never return)
i know i am distracted. i wish i wasn't doing what i'm doing either, but i can't stop. i'm trapped and i can see the clock ticking down, but i just. can't. move.
where the fuck am i??? how did i get here?? what time is it????
jinās sunglasses collection and bts being happy about it
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breath of the wild zelda e3 reveals
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā 2017 >> 2019
zeldaās new look in the currently untitled breath of the wild sequel