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Would you rather fight a hippo or a shark

Hippo 🦛

Shark 🦈

Voting ended onFeb 16, 2023

#no clarification will be given #take it at face value

jellyfishforest135

Rest in peace Sam Neill. Thank you for the awe and wonder you brought to us.

heartbreakrevolver

I was imagining "reverse creep radiohead" as a bit and now I can't stop thinking of "I wish you were special, I'm so fucking special" and laughing

unyieldingsilence

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funky-fungi

#but you're a creep! you're a weirdo! what the hell are you doing here! you don't belong here!#sheeeeee's running in the waaaaaaalllll

girlnextvore

When you see a Prep in hottopic

girlnextvore

“This Prep is ready for war bring it you emo fuck”

girlnextvore

why are people reblogging this again

this post is like 11 years old

WHY AREYALL DOING THIS

derinthescarletpescatarian

We’re all having a midlife crisis leave us be

i had a dream last night that the entire world used a currency (?) called angrypennies which as the name implies are obtained by experiencing anger. the stronger and more intense your anger was, the more angrypennies you'd gain. an all-consuming rage would earn you more than a slight irritation, etc. so people were always searching for ways to fuel their anger and purposefully keeping themselves angry all the time because they wanted to earn angrypennies. unclear if angrypennies could be exchanged for goods and services, or if they were just a collectible.

anyway, as if this wasn't heavy-handed enough, at one point british comedian greg davies appeared and explained that angrypennies couldn't be worth feeling angry all the time. this was a real revelation to dream-me and i was finally able to break free of the angrypenny grind and allow myself to experience emotions other than anger.

kat

it goes without saying that i will be using the word angrypenny as if it was part of the common vernacular instead of a term that my dreaming brain conjured up i.e. "he's all about the angrypennies" (derogatory way to refer to a guy who searches for reasons to be angry and possibly lacks introspection)

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Item: Angrypennies

peculiarmarsu

snakefashion

the thing is depression was never destigmatized the narrative just switched from “no one has depression you’re just using it as an excuse” to “everyone has depression you’re just using it as an excuse”

lovergf

haha nooooo don’t recreate puritanism under the guise of progressivism because you don’t have critical thinking skills like for realllll stopppp haha

undeadhousewife

captain-price-returns

punishedsaints

cloudmancy

need to become a guy who exclusively does evil commissions. like this

WILL DRAW ✓ mecha ✓ gore ✓ furry ✓ nsfw

WILL NOT DRAW X ocs X fanart X simple backgrounds

cloudmancy

great question and I'm glad you asked. in this case I would only draw:

real people, places, or objects

art of media that neither of us are really a fan of

unoriginal characters

kipperlillycopperkettle

one of us always eat hot chip and the other one always lies

relelvance

I hope the jokes about giving yourself the explosive diarrhea parasite to lose weight are a bit but unfortunately I know better

relelvance

Like this is the only person w common sense apparently

apricops

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

orpheusilver

peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it

orpheusilver

dont do this