not a stoner™

i post a lot of be more chill and not-funny jokes.

[nyarki]

Sitting outside in the morning is lovely until you realize all the pretty bird chirping is just them yelling “whos down to fuck”

[cryptidxkid-blog]

BMC x Things I've Heard in Improv

Jeremy: I'm literally the lamest person ever because I just am. You all agree.

Michael: *walks in with red puffy eyes* Am I high or was I crying? Jokes on you the answer is both.

Squip: Human feelings mean nothing. All of you should upgrade to the satirical, emotionless version of human life.

Rich: Hey... Why work toward being cool when you could have steroids.

Christine: Drama is the only place I can scream my head off but if I'm going to scream, I'll take it outside. Why? Because I am a lady.

Jake: I'm too cool for this *struggles to open packet of Fuzzy Peaches*

Chloe: There's a fine line between cute and innocent, and sexy and badass. That line is a weird scarf in my closet.

Brooke: I make snapchats dog filter sexy.

Bonus:

Mr. Heere: I'm a dad I don't wear pants.

Mr. Reyes: In a twist no one some saw coming, everyone is here for once.

Double Bonus:

Madeline: Je ne comprande pas Francais.

[petepepsi]

young man

there’s no need to feel down

i said young man

rich just burned the house down

[transhinsou-deactivated20181204]

cursed shit in the bmc fandom

j.d/michael

squip/jeremy

squip/reader

michael is dead aus

vore fics

and most recently

jeremy/squipped jeremy

[nyarki]

jared wears this but has never smoked weed or gotten high in his entire life

[cryptidxkid-blog]

Jeremy: is there a word that's a mix between sad and angry

Squip: malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolate

Michael:smad

[softsquip]

What do you do when Jeremy is being bad/acting out?

[krazyfangirlkelso]

Ok we need to appreciate this man cause dear god

[insinirate]

whipp

[trinscabbage]

Jeremy: Michael you should try to be more hip no offense

Michael next day in the cafeteria: Jeremy Heere Is One Thicc Bih,, Lemme See That Jussy

Jeremy:

[cryptidxkid-blog]

Squip: Jeremy. You can't just listen; you have to obey. Now, repeat after me. Whoah, everything about you is so terrible.

Jeremy:

Jeremy:

Jeremy: everything about you is so terrible

Squip: no-

[mewtley]

tag yourself im MICHAEL

[cryptidxkid-blog]

Jeremy, pointing to wintergreen tic tacs: hey it's you

Jeremy, on the floor being electrocuted: yeah i deserved that

[oaksartz]

Be More Chill fanbase in a nutshell

Me: That’s it! Under $30 to get tickets to Be More Chill!

Brain: Why do you think we had it discontinued, to see it now you’d need a time machine to 2015

Me: yeah…. or a f-

Brain: no that’s not how it works

[gettinhellaturnt]

jeremy heere

if this was an apocalypse, i would not need any tips on how to stay alive!

[cryptidxkid-blog]

jeremy: heere

jeremy: there

jeremy: everywhere

[cllantro-deactivated20190222]

the floor is loving and appreciating your best friend