Sir, I Just Wanna Do My Thing

"get good loser", Sun Tzu, 'The Art of War'

[crypty]

Hello!

I’m Crypt but I respond to most anything. I write angst. I’m also a broke college student so I don’t write much anymore. I do keep trying tho

[thecraftyninjacat]

just spent twenty minutes scrolling the tag and giggling

@justcakethanks

[nondelphic]

writing isn’t hard. i just have to extract 80,000 words from my brain using sheer psychic force

[tevallen]

no, we're not

[for-those-who-wait]

Forgetting your friend is both blind and a professional ragebaiter

[diamondeyes-deluxe]

I work with kids and sometimes we have to do safety lessons with them about like, not telling strangers on the internet your home address or something. And sometimes the kids wont understand why, so you have to impart upon them that, well, some adults want to hurt children. And thats kind of difficult to do, because you have to beat around the bush, both because you dont want to scare them (while still making them understand how serious it is) and because you might lose your job if you explain it too straight forward.

Luckily, for some reason, the villain of one of the most popular franchises with children for the last 10 years happens to be a serial child murderer. So when a kid asks why they shouldnt trust strangers, instead of hand wringing and humhawing my answer out, I can just say "we dont always know when a strange adult has good intentions with children, or when they are William Afton."

[itsmebeff]

[kunningkyra]

saw @justcakethanks' EWC comics and i wouldn't have been able to live with myself if i didn't at least attempt to convey my first thought

[lunamonchtuna]

— Clementine Von Radics, from In A Dream You Saw A Way To Survive; "The Fear" (via lunamonchtuna)

[bludraws094]

is it auto cannibalism to eat your clone

yes. thats you

no. its just normalstyle cannibalism

idk??? why the fuck are you asking this????

Remaining time: 5 hours 46 minutes

note: auto cannibalism means eating your own flesh. like if you cut off your finger and eat it thats auto cannibalism. for anyone who doesnt know what that means. now you know

[bludraws094]

okay i have another question

is it auto cannibalism if the clone isnt a full clone, and is instead lab grown meat with your genetic makeup. phm style. meburgers

yes. still you

no. still normalstyle cannibalism

Remaining time: 6 hours 12 minutes

[bludraws094]

hypothetical here

you are a clone. you have all the memories of the original, and think the same way as they do. you are, essentially, a perfect copy of them. now then, if you were to murder the original…

would it be auto cannibalism to eat then

yes

no

Remaining time: 20 hours 22 minutes

[bludraws094]

another hypothetical

now, lets say you were to chop off your arm. completely severed. if you were to make a perfect copy of that arm, and then eat said perfect copy…

would that be auto cannibalism

yes

no

Remaining time: 1 day 4 hours

keeping in mind that your original arm is still intact. just. not exactly part of your body anymore

[bludraws094]

ok another one

you cut off your arm, planning to eat it. however, a mad scientist appears, steals your severed arm, and clones it, before presenting you with the two arms. you have no way of knowing which arm is actually your arm, and which one is the clone. you pick an arm at random, and eat it

is this auto cannibalism, even though you dont know for sure its your arm?

yes

no

Remaining time: 1 day 5 hours

dw about how many of these im coming up with

[bludraws094]

so so many people are reblogging the wrong version please reblog thjs one :)

[unyieldingsilence]

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[aberrantemotion]

its not cannibalism in any sense of the word i feel.

[crypty]

Why are we Theseus’s ping cannibalism

[galacticsabc]

part two of Grace knitting on the Hail Mary. This time, he's crochet his besties.

[sentennial]

awesomesauce

[makrustic]

Whole Summer Solstice ☀️ 'Falling right there by the sunset, falling right there by you' Prints | Ko-fi | Patreon | Bluesky ⭐

[suddenlymicah]

im not very good at drawing rocky yet but i had to get this out there

[pankendev]

why i never

[pankendev]

[now more experienced] why i sometimes

[live-long-and-pasta]

Rocky seeing Grace in the tunnel for the first time: Oh god ok this is probably an important greeting ritual for these aliens. I’m sure all these movements have deep significance to their culture…

Ryland Grace, panicking, zero coherent thoughts in his brain: Maybe the rock spider will like dancing the salsa???

[meburgers]

theyre so dupid