micah's silly rants

i talk about fanfics and fandoms!!! he/they matching with @jkgnggj :3 pfp by @lu-kario im a minor? dont follow me if you have minors dni?

[suddenlymicah]

NEVER WATCH ALIEN STAGE IT WILL DESTROY YOU

a list of all the tags i consistently use:

[i-fuck-audis]

MY FUCKING CAR

[ferrettaur]

So like an hour ago I just lear🪨︵︵ned that— what the fuck was that. Someone just skipped a rock across my post did you see that

[crazymuffin1]

am i doing this right

[pinkiecutee]

Mom said its my turn with the Eridan Welcoming Committee!!!

[haloge-n]

"Why the hell did you even call it that?"

Stupid idea I had. I need to draw more Knight Dess too, I think she's really cool.

[strawberryisscrumptious]

Inspired by this post here !!

[insomniac-arrest]

why are ghosts always person-sized in the movies? they don’t have bodies anymore. one of ‘em should have figured out how to work that shit. one of them could be … her 😳

[thedogeveryonehates]

kind of a milf. reblog

[asharomi]

[kaomojiloser]

spoiler alert: he ended up developing a false sense of security.

[beinganegg]

Did they think that, did I think that. Maybe, just maybe we both did.

[pukicho]

my brother hit me on the head with a wiffle ball bat doe sthat count

Count for what????

[sentient-brassiere]

@pukicho pregnant bc he didn’t wish my gf a happy vacation!!!🤬🤬🤬

[pukicho]

This has to be considered some form of bullying

[pukicho]

Everything's got a little woke in it. That's why everyone who tries stopping woke goes insane.

[pukicho]

One, two, three, four, and even five, and even six.

[ange-intrastellaire-de-marz]

five is odd actually me thinks

[pukicho]

I haven’t learned that yet

[pukicho]

Please give me time

[pukicho]

I have a pair of oven mitts that simply do not work. You wear them and your hand still gets burned through the mitt. What sort of clown hell world are we living in?

[pukicho]

Congrats on your pregnancy!

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[pukicho]

Congrats on your pregnancy!

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