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'Captain, are you certain this is the most efficient method to do make-up application?'

'Yes Spock, I am'

'And it's Jim when we're off duty.'

Small art inspired by the lesbian makeup meme! Please don't repost, but reblogs are welcome :)

crystal-mouse

PART2!

#made a continuation!#k/s #star trek #spirk

womprat-deactivated20170904

happy pride month from the tribbles

trekheritageposts

star trek heritage post (June 7th, 2017)

Search for Spock 🖖? No. Search for Squarepants 🧽.

#does he loose his square pants and they have to travel to a new place where the pants are regenerating from youth #and then the memory and soul of his pants are in patricks mind and they must extract it #star trek #mouse rambles #reheating my nachos smh....

frogothy

found 3 cds labelled 'BBQ' that i vaguely remember choosing songs for when i was a kid for a church bbq

so far it's been two songs from the jungle book and now daddy cool by boney m

frogothy

rating my playlist making skills

can't take my eyes off you - ok a classic can't go wrong 9/10

you should be dancing - you should be dancing at this bbq 5/10

you can't hurry love - supremes version based 8/10

waterloo - everyone loves abba but not bbq vibes 6/10

one love - yes 10/10

help! - you might assume i was a beatles fan when i was younger but i'm 99% sure i put this on here because of the big time rush movie 4/10

dreadlock holiday - i don't like reggae... i love it 8/10

walking on sunshine - summer classic but overplayed (by me. i listened to this too much) 6/10

only yesterday - proof of me being an old man carpenters fan since birth but not the best one i could've chosen for a bbq 6/10

surfin usa - inside outside usa inside outside usa we get it 7/10

dancing in the street - martha reeves version okayyy classic 9/10

mamma mia - listen i was (am) obsessed with mamma mia and i will subject you to it. 7/10

i will survive - 🌈 7/10

it must be love - is it a uk summer without madness 8/10

mr blue sky - don't know how it took so long to get to this song 10/10

manic monday - why??? 3/10

supertrouper - see above 8/10

night fever - i think i got confused between a bbq and a disco 5/10

greased lightning - not the clean version (is there a clean version?) 10/10

frogothy

started with cd 2 for some reason so heres cd 1

moonlight serenade - ok set the mood is this a VE-Day party???? 4/10

those lazy hazy crazy days of summer - literally so many other nat king cole songs to choose from 5/10

i love to boogie - i would like to point out i didn't choose ALL of the songs. not my favourite t-rex song 6/10

oh pretty woman - but i probably did choose this one. i still love it sorry 9/10

love me for a reason - i should also point out the average age of the bbq was 70 6/10

impossible - see that's better 7/10

sweet caroline - it had to be on here somewhere 10/10

i'm a believer - sure 7/10

walking back to happiness - not one of mine but i guess summery vibes 6/10

is this the way to amarillo - thankfully not the peter kay version but it did untold damage to british culture 6/10

i'm gonna be 500 miles - DADADADA 9/10

there's always something there to remind me - i'm getting whiplash 5/10

california dreaming - again just wild vibe changes but this is a banger so 8/10

i dreamed a dream - AT A BBQ????? susan boyle version of course it is 3/10

do wahh diddy diddy- i'm crying this is a MESS but at least it fits better 6/10

locomotion - ok getting back on track 7/10

he ain't heavy he's my brother - goddammit 5/10

in the summertime - i guess 8/10

ain't that a kick in the head - PICK A LANE 5/10

here comes the sun - obviously 10/10

haven't met you yet - it was 2010(?) okay i was contractually obliged to include this song 6/10

summertime blues - is it over yet 6/10

she - ffs 3/10

let's twist again - alright!!!! 8/10

crocodile rock - ended on a win at least 9/10

what the fuck was that

frogothy

okay last one... cd 3

oh happy day - i suppose it is a church bbq? also it's the sister act version with the arpeggios lmaoo but his high note still hits 7/10

i gotta feeling - this HAS to stop 😭 7/10

we are family - nice 7/10

dancing queen - you know i had to 8/10

i want to break free - yes 8/10

all rise - guarantee none of the people at this bbq knew this song 5/10

set fire to the rain - is this bbq vibes idk 6/10

valerie - it's just never a bad song 8/10

i don't feel like dancing - i still don't know the lyrics but it won't stop me from singing 7/10

don't stop til you get enough - are we dancing now?? is it dance time?? 8/10

marry you - i guess not. i was obsessed with this album though 6/10

lego house - come on 3/10

dance with me tonight - i cannot stress enough that it was 2010(?) 5/10

what makes you beautiful - am i coming out as a directioner maybe maybe not who can say 10/10

one day like this - oh chippy minton you made it 8/10

rolling in the deep - again good song but not really the vibes 6/10

summer of 69 - first song i could play on the guitar and so obviously i played it as often as possible and annoyed everyone around me 7/10

paradise - i'm surprised this is the only coldplay song on here 6/10

jai ho - once again i can't explain how much the 2009 children in need medley informed my entire music taste 5/10

we will rock you - last song... probably should've gone we are the champions but it's too late now 6/10

#these are incredible. career as a dj when??#snatching the wigs of the church bbq goers

washlore

data: i have no emotions

data, later: hello, geordi. i have created a portrait of us as terran cats. this artistic technique is known as pointillism. it became popular during the late nineteenth century. i selected an american bobtail to represent you, and an oriental shorthair to represent myself. after researching feline behavioral characteristics and common humanoid-to-animal artistic associations, i concluded these were the most statistically appropriate choices. of course, it is not possible to determine which cat breeds we would actually resemble unless we experienced a transporter malfunction or a similar form of energy fluctuation leading to an unexpected physical transformation. i also adjusted the composition to accommodate your VISOR’s perceptual processing. you have previously informed me that faint details tend to blend into surrounding imagery. because of this, i used a high level of contrast to better define the silhouettes. the cats' whiskers and ocular details were rendered in pure white to improve clarity. i additionally incorporated bright violets, cyans, and saturated blues to the main color palette of the piece, as these wavelengths appeared more distinguishable within your visual spectrum. what do you think, geordi?

ananayellow

look at my captain dawg im cooked

deepdwellingsteamboat

#pretty much what he said (insp.)

autistic-bashir

hi bajoran workers since tomorrow is the first day of pride month all provably gay bajorans can have a 5 minute break and two extra crackers with lunch as long as you make a government approved statement to the federation saying that cardassia and specifically me gul dukat loves gay and pronouns as much as star fleet. okay goodbye.

were-ralph

New REBLOG Game

Just fucking lie about the previous poster

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crystal-mouse

Prev doesn’t like star trek and is posting from a smart fridge in Curry’s PC world Walton upon Thames.

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crystal-mouse

I forgot the tagging part of the tag game and only did the lying part: I tag whoever wants to lie but @frogayyyy and @gayfour it’s your time to shine

frogayyyy

idk who prev is i’ve never met him but i heard he lives in the basement of b&q in stoke on trent (the hanley one) with The Cat and it’s filled with 5478 funko pops (1342 of them are batman but only 265 different figures and he’s still searching for the last 11) because that’s his favourite kind of merchandise

#what's going on i just woke up #<- dude you nailed it #i should go to stoke on trent #mouse rambles