Crystalheklerfish

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[sharkboxes]

[hp-mineccraft]

If I don’t see each and every single one of you reblogging this, I swear to god

[cityglowing]

This user is very fucking Jewish and hates all fucking Nazis and Anti-Semites! :D

[woodstockgirlie]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

And y’all better get off this user’s blog if you don’t hate all fucking Nazis and Anti-Semites! :DD

[kingofbattletoasters]

Curb stomp nazi

[leedraws2much]

Susie is here to remind you to swing an axe at ur local nazi

[chaos-triangle]

I hate nazis! *Throws glitter at the nazis*

[geese-in-trenchcoats]

hi *sends my army of goose at the nazis*

[wheezecheese]

fun fact: punch Nazis any time you see one!

[scooburst]

piano

[askmranttenna-deactivated202507]

mr. ant tenna hates nazis!

[official-doctor-robotnik]

Doctor Robotnik hates nazis!

[the-radiant-god]

The Vengeful Deity hates Nazis as well!

[sentinel-second]

This Sentinel hates Nazis

[cetos-blog-ig]

My Mafia hates Nazis,,

[faggot46289742973278974-deactiv]

my demonic polycule hates nazis

[friskthedetermined]

Everyone in my blog hates Nazis

[cool-blog-of-daniel]

I maul nazis on sight

[the-hammer-of-justice]

GERSON BOOM HATES NAZI’S. HIT EM WITH THE OL’ HAMMER OF JUSTICE! WYA-HA-HA

[agnesmontague]

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

[crystalheklerfish]

I think this could be classified as a sub category of pescatarianism

[uncertainlys]

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

[soulren]

“Ghosts are real” I can see how you could believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real” it’s very fair and rational that you believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real anymore” I’m about to hear a poem or very sad story

“Ghosts aren’t real yet” the fuck are you going to do

[crystalheklerfish]

“Ghosts are real now” the fuck did you do?

[taffybuns]

nobody talk to meeeee we got fp in 2025

[crystalheklerfish]

Favorite fanart of the day

[homunculus-argument]

If you've ever seen a stranger on the street physically flinch or jump because you sneezed so loud that you startled them, you've got to work on that. Like I don't care if it's involuntary, figure it out. Find a way to make it stop. Doing that shit is a character flaw at this point. It's obnoxious.

[crystalheklerfish]

Is this about the sneeze, or the guy who flinched?

[aquilacalvitium]

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

[aquilacalvitium]

Please keep interacting with this post because when I come to tumblr to procrastinate, this shows up again in my notifications and guilts me into writing again

[carebooks]

guys, the gang’s all here…

[crystalheklerfish]

[pukicho]

I wish I was wrought with something just for fun

[the-hamburger-helper]

Try hatred!

[pukicho]

But im happy :)

[crystalheklerfish]

Then be wrought with happiness.

[crystalheklerfish]

The fact that it’s April 9th and I’m still only getting Ides of March memes is odd, why you doing that, Tumblr?

[crystalheklerfish]

Don’t get me wrong, it’s hilarious. I just want to know why.

[crystalheklerfish]

The fact that it’s April 9th and I’m still only getting Ides of March memes is odd, why you doing that, Tumblr?

[what-even-is-thiss]

I frequently read dense old texts from medieval times and earlier and also read textbook level history books and accounting textbooks and tax laws so how is Brandon Sanderson managing to bore me

[what-even-is-thiss]

I told my dad that I’d finish this way of kings book that he likes so much but it’s like how do you get past all of this book taking itself so seriously

I think I’m just not into overly serious lore dumps and weird racism based on eye color for some reason

[crystalheklerfish]

Well, if you’re not into Way of Kings, you could always try Elantris, Mistborn, some people recommend starting with the Secret Projects.

Brando’s thing is that he’s really good at deep world building, so if you don’t like info dumps in story format, his books can be a little hard to get into.

[tenderwatches]

sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four

[crystalheklerfish]

Rebloging to help this reach more people

[homunculus-argument]

Colour palette suggestions?

[crystalheklerfish]

Maybe try black and white?

[crystalheklerfish]

There’s something intoxicatingly refreshing about petrichor during a storm

[pukicho]

Hey anyone

[scarftale-bryan]

What’s up?

[pukicho]

I meant another anyone.

[crystalheklerfish]

Yea?

[pukicho]

I ate grass as a kid and I did an allergy panel recently and found out I am allergic to all grasses and trees. Is this nature’s punishment for my hubris?

[crystalheklerfish]

I’d say go touch grass, but that seems to be out of reach for your stubby little arms.