i found a reason for living in the present

steph • 22 • bi • she/her • nsfw

[rumineely]

[florealegiardini]

Petal perfection ~ Avaflora

[madame-amour]

[itsahufflepuffthing-blog]

[andantegrazioso-deactivated2018]

[spite]

Me: dangling hand off bed Demon: *grabs it* Me: what are we

[markv5]

[sailorbrazil]

absolute unit

[kaible-deactivated20181205]

ROUND!!!!!!!!!!

[hippii]

[radioactivepussy]

not to flex but i sound cute as fuck when i moan

[serotnin]

how come you only become aware of how tipsy you are in bathrooms

[serotnin]

[pak-deactivated20190212]

god literally did not have to make me this horny

[cmzclub]

I have a little tropical garden 🐸🏡

[fatsoupy]

me: dress how you want!! gender is fake!!! nothing matters!!!!!!

trans person: i like gender tho

me: hell yeah i respect that!!!! i apologize and don’t mean to dismiss your identity with my optimistic nihilism!!!!!!!

[ebonyheartnet]

Good post OP

[aquarian-sunchild]

Denounce gender roles but respect gender identity.

[antique-scarecrow]

Denounce gender roles but respect gender identity.

[rumineely]

[lookskindadeadinside]

this glitch is making every funny post 10x funnier bc it looks like the text equivalent of when someone just stares at you silently after you make a joke

[kawaiifashionulzzang]

[hgwishingwells]

I rate “Man Fairy” emojis

A cute woodland sprite! A mischievous boy, currently casting a spell on some mortal to tie their shoelaces together. 9/10 why is he wearing board shorts?

Oh man. Oh bro. This one is rough, from the color palette reminiscent of a Claire’s final clearance sale, to his oddly positioned hidden foot, to his vacant death stare. 1/10 give him a pair of pants.

This one is more representative of a fairy, it doesn’t convince me a tiny fey creature is living in my phone like the others. His head is not connected to his body, which is somewhat disturbing. 3/10.

This looks like Samsung saw the Apple’s Man Fairy on TV as a child before google existed and drew it in his school notebook from memory. 7/10 he did a pretty good job.

This looks like the love child of Tinker Bell and Winnie the Pooh. I don’t like to call things “childhood ruining” but if I ever do this’ll be the first. 2/10 at least give him ears.

A drastically different approach from Facebook, this is not your run of the mill sweet fairy boy. He came from a distant frozen wasteland. He has never done a good deed in his life, not once. And he wants to fucking RAGE. 10/10 I’m genuinely scared.

This is just the tooth fairy. 2/10 I have a personal grudge (my teeth were worth FAR more).

Damn. I’d let him raw me on a toadstool and the chipmunks could watch. 11/10.