just your local trashcan

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[arseniccattails]

[kitmicks]

[iamoutofideas]

dirt 2

[paulfrankjuliusthemonkey]

Baby Tiger小脑斧, 2018, Zhelong Xu

[jackalop-deactivated20220227]

[shouldnt]

When you get shampoo in your eye and wonder what the name of your guide dog will be

[toastbutteregg]

[honoratacarnage]

Having Pokemon with high friendship be like:

"Pokemon turned back toward you and nodded in understanding!"

"Pokemon is in a bit of a pinch. It looks like it might cry..."

"Pokemon gathered all its energy to break through its paralysis so you wouldn't worry!"

"Pokemon healed its burn with its sheer determination so you wouldn't worry!"

"Pokemon toughed it out so you wouldn't feel sad!"

"Pokemon is remembering the first time it met you..."

these hurt so much...

How can something programmed feel so real, so passionate? God I love Pokemon.

[swarnpert]

[sees a dog] [gentle gasp]

[flawlessvevo]

*drinks water once*

me:

[gumuhit]

if i’m sharing it on tumblr it’s still privacy sorry u can’t convince me otherwise this is my house

[gumuhit]

i trust that all 31k of u will keep this a secret

[slightmood]

“they’re just little kids let them win at mario ka-”

me:

[slightmood]

“it’s not fai-”

me:

[bransrath]

I was raised by a man who would NEVER let anyone win.  It was like, against his religion.

You won for real or not at all.

Maybe that’s partially why I am not a snivelly liberal.

[slightmood]

[mathurbator]

me: *laughs at something*

me: ok back to suffering

[tastefullyoffensive]

[abby-howard]

Good ol’ intrusive thoughts :,)

[appledevice]

[art-woonz]

Art By FB: @Emiliaillustrations

Instagram: @artwoonz

[jumpingjacktrash]

THIS IS SO ADORABLE WHAT

link to the actual comic: https://www.webtoons.com/en/challenge/zomcom/list?title_no=70195

[blackpyrefly]

today im thinking about the huge buff bread guy from kikis delivery service. highly underrated guy

[uzmashroom]

Genuinely just a good man. Wife adopts teenage witch that needs a place to stay in the city? Sure. Even though you got a kid on the way? That’s fine. Cat too? Love cats. 

[furrama]

My favorite moment with him is when he goes to get some prepped baking sheets and he does this fancy twirl with them in front of Jiji. Like, there’s no other people in the room, he does this to impress a cat.

I don’t think he ever says more than a whole word the entire movie, and I still love him more than most Disney princes based on this one moment alone.

[nekotato]

Guinea pigs be like wheek wheek wheek wheek wheek wheek wheek wheek wheek and I’m like yessss say it

[amygdalae]

if the fuckign oompa loompas from wizard of oz could celebrate a shit person dying why can’t we lol