know who you are at every age

very tired butch lesbian | 30+ (and PLEASE don't follow if you're under 18) | no terfs, don't use my posts to add terf shit to either | 'aphobia' ain't a real concept stop sending me fakedeep anons about it and putting me on blocklists like that Does Something

[infertilityidol]

giggled at something and my coworker comes out of the break room and goes "I just heard like, a haunted child laugh... so weird." and I'm like okay so it was a normal regular alive adult laugh actually

[thememedaddy]

[reactionimagearchive]

[drsweety303-deactivated20240202]

hi.. I am a transfer student..from Resident Evil Village.. I don't have friends here yet, but I am very eager to learn about your culture 😅

[dreadwedge]

touch starved infant leaves hospital after contactless delivery

[garbae5000]

that baby went straight through the hoop. nothing but net

[dreadwedge]

swish

[animentality]

kicking a hornets nest.

[mtxyqmpsfqklt]

[presentablemichael]

[hungwy]

I've been melting dogs down to make this thing called dog metal

[hungwy]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[magnificentwarlocklair]

[lookskindadeadinside]

mfs who already know how to swim love to be like "swimming isn't even that hard, you just get in the water and float and move your legs to move around 🙃" like gee, thanks, I've never heard this radical new info before. I suddenly know how to swim thank you.

[lookskindadeadinside]

mfs who got to have a bike as a kid love to be like "how do you not know how to ride a bike?? It's not even hard 🙃 you just get on and balance and start pedaling" as if the concept of someone trying a new skill 30-something years after the usual time that someone should learn said skill and finding it difficult is unheard of

[lookskindadeadinside]

mfs who already know how to swim love to be like "swimming isn't even that hard, you just get in the water and float and move your legs to move around 🙃" like gee, thanks, I've never heard this radical new info before. I suddenly know how to swim thank you.

[zoctopode]

can you imagine being a parent in the pokemon world and your kid comes home with one of those straight up basically human pokemon. i know those motherfuckers can talk.

its morning. i see my childs Throh getting some oj from the fridge. 'morning', i say. he doesnt catch himself in time and says 'morning' back. he freezes and we both stare at each other knowingly. 'throh,' he says, but its too fucking late

[great-and-small]

Don’t mind me just thinking about the hole in the middle of the United States where Chipping sparrows refuse to fuck

[great-and-small]

[picsflip]

Red Eft checking under a mushroom cap for lunch

[orcboxer]

wizard college is going to kill me I swear to god. I just saw someone without a component satchel reach into their pocket and pull out a handful of LOOSE tapioca to use as a substitute for blood in their fell ritual. and it worked. I've never been so fucking mad.

[orcboxer]

experiencing microaggressions apparently

[girlnephew]