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Mephi said something a little too mean about Lucifer once so Leviathan showed him smile HD since Levi knew Mephi liked Mlp. They are no longer on speaking terms.
Lucifer sneezing is a rare event so everyone just stares at him when it happens instead of actually saying anything, then Satan says "bless you" to watch Lucifer seize.
you may have heard of the Chuuya lesbians or the ryland grace lesbians, but in the Devildom it is the Mammon lesbians.
Satan keeps cursing people to make them cats and no one really stops him since it will wear off in an hour.
Solomon sneaks into the House of Lamentation for funsies since Lucifer puts so much effort into keeping him out. Asmo occasionally sees how many days he can shelter the sorcerer but Solomon will often sit in the living room waiting for someone to come in and notice him.
Beel has hit Mammon with a frying pan for stealing his food.
Belphegor managed to fall asleep on the ceiling fan, we still don't know how he got up there.
Leviathan ate his tablet to prevent Lucifer from seeing his Ao3 history.
Asmodeus has gotten on his knees and begged Diavolo to confess to Lucifer because he doesn't think Lucifer will be able to keep anyone else because he's either too uptight or the partner just wants power. Please Diavolo, not even God wanted him after a while, just take him.
When Mammon is pissed and giving everyone the silent treatment he will make dinner and it is the spiciest shit in the triworlds that can make Diavolo pass out.
Diavolo forgets he's should announce when he's coming over so he'll show up to an empty House of Lamentation because the brothers were out and didn't know he was coming over. It's fine though, he can hang out with Cerberus.
Simeon often forgets Luke is not his actual child and will introduce himself as Luke's father instead of just his guardian.
Mephistopheles can and will attack Lucifer with his cane.
The brothers have all fought over a singular Mc plush. During the battle, Solomon had taken it after breaking in and no one noticed for a good thirty minutes.
I chose the AU prompt. It’s a cat cafe AU where office worker Dia frequents the local cat cafe for a grumpy cat that seems to have taken a liking to him. 🐈⬛💙
ALR WE HAD LUCI AND MAMS FLUFF HCS BUT WHAT ABT ANGST????
pain, perfect.
Mammon feels a great distance is keeping him from helping his older brother. Lucifer can feel it too and wants to reach but they're both too self sacrificing and stubborn to ever close that gap by opening up with each other.
Lucifer first learned hatred because of how Micheal treated Mammon. He doesn't know that Mammon gets shivers thinking about Micheal's punishments, but the situation with Mammon's custody did open "pandora's box" making Lucifer realise how wrong heaven felt.
Mammon is scared Lucifer is going to leave him behind one day, and Lucifer is scared Mammon will leave and never return. it's so bad they get nightmares about each other leaving or dying, others included as well but they'd fall apart without each other.
Lucifer is so parentified that he has accidentally called all of his siblings his kids (minus Satan, that is his baby). Mammon is the only one to actually question why Lucifer feels more like a father than their actual father and acknowledged how messed up it is.
Lucifer is convinced Mammon is going to get killed by debt collectors. He knows Mammon will be fine, but what if he isn't.
Mammon thinks Lucifer might actually be dying from overwork and alcohol so he sells as many bottles as he can just to keep them away from Lucifer. He'll even sell them cheap just to get rid of them faster.
Mammon has told himself that Lucifer's distance is because he is not good enough to help. Lucifer doesn't know Mammon is thinking like this, he just thinks he doesn't deserve help and his brothers should all have fun since he dragged them down to hell.
Lucifer is trying so hard to keep the others happy that Mammon's mental health has been slipping through his fingers since Mammon isn't as loud about his needs as the others. He can't save everyone, but he so wants to.
Mammon goes with Lucifer on work trips as much as he can, just in case someone tries to assassinate Lucifer. They can't lose Lucifer.
The brothers used to all sleep in Lucifer's bed as angels even though it wasn't allowed in heaven as angels don't group sleep like demons did. They still go to Lucifer's huge bed, but Lucifer isn't there and Mammon seems to be the only one having a hard time without him.
Lucifer has yelled at Mammon to get out of his office even when Mammon's done nothing wrong, he's just overstimulated. Lucifer's too much of a coward to verbally apologise most times, but he hates himself every time Mammon looks like he's going to cry. Lucifer leaves stuff Mammon stated to have wanted outside his door instead of actually apologising, but it's not the same.
The fact that this is what Solomon's wand looks like just cracks me up. SWD, Nightbringer, and the manga all depict it like this. He probably could've had his wand look like anything, and yet here he is, holding something that looks like he's about to be on the Disney channel. Just a whole-ass "toy at the bottom of a cereal box" look. And honestly? I respect the commitment to the bit. It's goofy and adorable and I love it lmao
Lucifer redesign!! The first page has been done since last year but i decided to be extra and do a second page;;; Pretty sure there was blue Lucifer merch announced after i finished that first page and i was both mad and elated lol
Anyway, redesign thoughts under the cut if anyone is curious!
- First of all, this man is blue. If the game is going color coded sins for the characters, then give him the pride color!!!!!
- He carries himself more calmly and gracefully in public. The red made him too aggressive in my opinion, and i feel he should be exuding grace and unquestionable, calm confidence. That’s what i think his pride should be about. He is intimidating, but in an untouchable way. In a way, still angelic/divine.
- Speaking of colors, he gets slight green/teal gradients, both for the peacock motif and also for Satan.
- Gold is a huge part of his design because of his connections to Diavolo (who, in my mind, is very Red&Gold coded). Lucifer himself however prefers silver jewelry, so there are a couple of silver things. He feels like he is forced to choose gold colored things.
- I gave him more peacock imagery. Earrings, other accessories, the inside of his coattail and the embroidery.
- The Pride symbol glows on the base of his throat/collarbones. something something symbolism with the throat there.
- (After his character development) He starts wearing the accessories his brothers gifted him. His pride extends to the people close to him as well. He is proud of his brothers, and proud of the relationship they share, so he shows off the accessories regardless of if they fits with his outfit or vibe or not!!! They are his most precious people!!! His family!!! It doesn’t matter if the gifts were well thought out or not!!! Before his character development, it was all stored away in his desk :)
- Smaller changes i made are giving him messier hair and eyebags, as well as giving him more defining facial features and fangs. He has long lashes and long legs. Also half-gloves and long boots. also also long ears :)
- I got rid of the awful fur and the ugly brown shoes. They were fashion crimes that neither he nor Asmo would let slide.
- I wanted to highlight the fact that he needs reading glasses so those now hang around his neck!!
- The little hoops inside his coat are for when he needs to confiscate stuff from his brothers. I just thought it was funny.
- He still always covers his scars. They’re a very vulnerable point for him, especially since he can’t hide them with his powers.
- He gets slight wrinkles. It’s hot. I should’ve drawn them more prominent methinks.
I think that’s all i remember. Lucifer deserves better tbh. all of them do.
On another note, there’s two accessories given to him by characters called Alex and Teal, who are my friend’s OCs. @murkyteas is writing a fic with them called Solvitur Ambulando. It is incredible and i think people should read it!! The relationships are canon in my heart <3
DiaLuci secret relationship except everyone knows (Except our dense boy Mephi). The reason no one says anything is because they're going to let Lucifer have this one thing while preparing jokes for when he finally opens up. Second is because they know Diavolo would 100% make out with Lucifer in front of them if given the chance, and there would be many chances, and they do not want to see that. Yes this prompt did come because of @pseudonymphomania's DiaLuci week but I already submitted something for secret relationship.
Could you do the brothers reaction to you biting into a KitKat bar instead of breaking the pieces off? I love your writing! 🫶🫶🫶
Mc looked them all dead in the eyes as they opened their wrapper and took a giant bite. Lucifer was so done, it was too small for him to care with all the other problems he had today. Mammon leaned over and stole a bite, not bothering to break off the pieces either. Leviathan looked up and questioned whether he had been eating kitkats incorrectly. Satan and Asmodeus made Mc break off the pieces. Mc had an extra prepared for Beel while he ate in one bite. Belphegor did not care, he steals a bite. Diavolo was rather fascinated with human eating habits while Barbatos is deeply disappointed in Mc's actions. Simeon takes the kitkat and breaks off pieces to hand feed them and Luke politely requests a broken off piece. Solomon smiles and pulls out his own kitkat to take bites out of with Mc, except now everyone is yelling because they would never judge Mc, only Solomon.
mephi & luci swap bodies = now they have to deal with each others chronic pain
Lucifer wondering how the hell mephi gets on with the situation going on with his leg. Mephi wondering what kind of freak of nature Lucifer has to be to ignore the situation going on with his back.
good end: they start giving each other tips on how to deal with it and they have weekly (unwilling) meetings set up by diavolo on wednesdays to help each other and “bond”
bad end: nothing happens and they just both want to die until the spell wares off
honorable mention: mephi hits lucifer with his wings. lucifer hits him back with his cane
I have some, I can give them pain. Both of them pissed me off bca I got two Belphe and two Luke (I could never be mad at the baby but I do not want the swimsuit card for a child) in 40 pulls but no Luci for the recent revival. Anyway, back to oure regularly scheduled suffering.
Lucifer never had any toys as a child, only work God gave him, so he would always make Beel and Belphegor toys despite "play" being a generally foreign concept to him. Belphegor was the only one that ever acknowledged that Lucifer didn't know what toys were and tried to have him join in.
Lucifer washes all of Belphegor's bedsheets and pillow cases, switching them out while Belphe is having a couch nap so he won't be on dirty sheets.
Belphegor still doesn't understand why Lucifer put him in the attic, he never learned anything about political nuance and genuinely believed they could have another revolt. Lucifer is not too tired to revolt, he doesn't want to bury another sibling and he thought maybe Diavolo could create the world in which Lilith could have survived and still have her human love. Neither can understand why the other can't understand.
Lucifer buys star charts and leaves them in the planetarium for Belphegor.
Belphegor loves sleeping in Lucifer's bed, much like the others who all sneak in when Lucifer is working late. Unfortunately this led to the rule of no attempting to take photos of Lucifer sleeping when he collapsed from exhaustion because he accidentally collapsed on Belphegor once and was unresponsive for six hours.
Belphegor has tried (and failed) to fix Lucifer's sleep schedule and yelled at Lucifer for it. He could only yell at Lucifer because he has baby privileges.
Belphegor may be a heavy sleeper, but he always wakes up when Lucifer goes around checking on them at night to tell his big brother he is indeed alive and to rat out Asmodeus who just snuck out his window.
Belphegor was not allowed in Mc's room alone after the attic incident but he did hide under Lucifer's bed. Lucifer would lay on top and they'd talk, now more open with Belphegor since it had been revealed Lilith got reincarnated.
Belphegor does not hate Diavolo for being some soft and kinda sketchy peacemaker dude, he hates him because he is convinced Diavolo and Lucifer are fucking and now that he knows about the deal he is worried about power imbalances (he doesn't understand how much leeway Diavolo has given Luci at personal expense, ties back in with his lack of understanding regarding political nuance).
Belphegor's favourite pillow is stuffed with Lucifer's feathers.
Belphegor will point at Lucifer and yell what he observes, which is gay.
Lucifer carries Belphegor around like he did when Belphegor was little, however this does not happen often. When he's sleep deprived he'll just drag Belphegor on the ground.
Lucifer has attempted to kill most of Belphegor's partners. Once again we are back with lack of political understanding and Belphegor dating someone wanting power more than anything. While Belphegor is warned, he is spiteful so it always ends badly.
i wanted to ask if you have any headcanons about Satan after the fall, and perhaps how Lucifer acted towards him? i mean we have nightbringer and we all know how Satan was a raging adult with a mentality of a kid so im curious
ohhh yes. I am a firm believer in Momcifer supremacy.
Satan would likely only have Lucifer's memories of anger, and since he never had control of a body or any other feeling he could only translate that as violence. Even if Lucifer was passive, Satan still thought Lucifer would be violent and was confused when the worst Lucifer did was a few slaps and tying them up, and that confusion made him more angry.
I think for a few months Lucifer would hold Satan and refuse to let go. He'd try and comfort the others but wouldn't talk a whole lot so he's just standing around, zoning out while holding Satan in a death grip.
For a while Satan could strongly sense Lucifer's anger and was confused by his calm responses when he was angry but unfortunately never picked up on any coping except a few grounding exercises Lucifer taught him that Lucifer had to learn from raw experience or Diavolo.
Satan hates that Lucifer was able to appear calm knowing how much rage is inside him, and that Same rage is in Satan but he doesn't know how to behave, how to not be violent and hate everything. Satan probably doesn't figure it out until Mc comes around that Lucifer is only so calm for the brothers, him included. Lucifer would tear apart the triworlds and himself in the process if the others died, Satan doesn't have that connection to keep him grounded.
Satan was awake whenever Lucifer would go around checking everyone's pulses as they slept, he would bite Lucifer and spit in his face, but Lucifer didn't care since it was sufficient proof that Satan was alive. He probably stayed with Satan, making him the last on Lucifer's list to check on so he could be nearby a very awake Satan and read to him. Lucifer's voice was comforting but Satan didn't understand comfort so he hated it since he hates everything he doesn't understand.
Satan is often chained up, but Lucifer would remain nearby and out of sight. Satan would know Lucifer was there, Lucifer's wing-stumps would still smell of blood since he refused to let himself heal as he's angry with himself for his failure.
Lucifer was so angry when he looked at Satan, this anger was never directed towards Satan but at the shitty world he was born into and the horrible timing. Satan would never understand this, he can only feel Lucifer's wrath, not why Lucifer had it in the first place, had him in the first place.
Lucifer would attempt to treat Satan like a normal child, baby him since he was the true youngest of age. Satan didn't want to be treated like a child so he got angry, but when he was treated like an adult he still got angry because he hadn't learned how to adult.
Lucifer was reluctant to let the brothers have a turn with Satan. Satan was his wrath baby and therefore should stay with him. Unless it was absolutely necessary he had to leave, he would not let Satan alone too long.
Satan did not understand love, and because Lucifer's understanding of love was from The Celestial Realm - Blindly loyal devotees that will die for their faith x abusive authority figure that says they'll protect but won't - he didn't know how to teach Satan actual love as he realised he didn't understand it at all and was relearning what it meant with his brothers.
I could totally see lucifer being the kind of demon that thugs out any ailment because hes scared of going to hospitals. i think that the few cases hes NEEDED to be treated by others happened at like the worst most traumatic times of his life (war) so he associates hospitals/getting checked out with those memories & just avoids it until he absolutely has to go/someone forces him to go. Thoughts?
My thoughts are Lucifer is always on the strugglebus to suffering town. Lucifer has been made "perfect" so he thinks he doesn't need hospitals because nothing should ever be wrong with a perfect being, he also refuses shots, bandaids, peroxide to clean wounds. He probably spent a lot of time in the palace infirmary after his wings got ripped off which would further cement hospitals, the very smell of them, as something he would associate with the worst pain of his life and the proof that everyone lied to him, because if he was perfect then why was in hell, alone with his brothers likely unconscious in the beds beside him and an angry Satan that he refuses to let go of in his arms. The most recent time he went to a hospital was when he got tuberculosis in 1866 but because he was so adamant about not needing care and so good at pretending the brothers couldn't get him into a hospital until he was barely clinging to life and somehow still fighting them by digging his feet into the ground as they dragged him to Barbatos. He takes vaccines after making a pact with Mc because Barbs taught Mc how to administer shots and Lucifer was only willing because Mc was worried.
So I did the brothers permanent disabilities from the fall a while ago and decided I should find some more since it is disability pride month and not just fall related, throw in some side characters too. I will also do Mc with disability if asked or just obtain an idea on my own.
Brothers 12345 + Dia and Sol
Lucifer is that high functioning autistic kid that never got diagnosed because he was so behaved and got good grades. Sure he would cry if his shirt is itchy, if his clothes were too baggy, if it was too loud, when something went off schedule and felt like life was a joke that everyone except him got because he knew the cues he just didn't understand the why, when he got frustrated with small talk and slow speakers, or when he would organise everything in his room by colour and be very upset if things were out of place, he was too good of a leader and God's favourite so no one could comprehend him having any mental disability, no Lucifer is just being himself. Tell him it's autism and he denies it because all the times he asked people if he was weird as a child they said no he was perfect and nothing was wrong with him. Nothing must ever be wrong with him.
Lucifer is basically deaf in his left ear after something or other exploded too close to him. He doesn't admit he's actually deaf and lets everyone make old man jokes. what he does instead of getting hearing aids or anything is use magic to sense where everyone is in the house or just around him so he can't get snuck up on from that side. He cam still hear music out of his right ear so he's decided he's fine and therefore nothing is wrong with him.
Mammon gets some brain damage but from all those concussions I've decided he has (because he would) where he seems to come out fine, what if he's lost his ability to feel pain well. Since his brothers say he's a masochist, what if he's just trying to feel pain in general to prove he's still alive? I mean the emotional pain when he gets called scum should be an indicator, but physical pain reminds him he's real, he has a body that can feel things.
The adhd Mammon has is generally out of control since Lucifer has mo idea how to actually help but that would be assuming any of them know Mammon has adhd, which they don't because neurodivergence is just normal to them. Mammon forgets things, he's late, he feels like his soul is trying to crawl out of his skin if he's too still, he wants to get good grades to make Lucifer proud and hates that he's forgetting the things and people he cares about and he just keeps failing. If the brothers knew and understood they might actually be helpful, but no one really knows what's wrong with Mammon.
So Leviathan got carpel tunnel in his hands so many times that there's just permanent damage. All the brothers have tried using magic to heal it because they feel bad but he's still in pain.
I want to bring up Leviathan's raging autism again. He can't be left alone at parties because it's too loud and bright so Asmo takes him to the seediest looking bars with barely anyone and the best drinks ever. Lucifer is also helpful, he taught Leviathan how to make a spreadsheet and schedules which Lucifer will put certain events on in advance Leviathan can prepare. If anyone tells Levi to stop stimming they get a very quick reminder that Mammon is the second eldest for a reason.
Asmo likely has an Eating disorder. He talks about Dieting a few times in canon which I wish was explored more in how it affects him. Beel and Mammon are the ones to help him eat when it gets bad, the others are kinda hands off because they don't know what to do with it.
Asmo gets horrible ARFID just to stack on his ED. It's a horrible time trying to find something that works when he's starving but all he wants is sweets but he's "on a diet" so he thinks he can't have any so he ends up giving in at 3 am and crying while he eats an entire cake with Beel who comforts him through it.
I'd like a Satan with dyslexia. He collects original copies and tries his best to read as fast as he usually can and after an hour all of his brothers individually went out and bought a copy of the book in a font that's easier to read. The one time Satan willingly thanked Lucifer was when Lucifer got his textbooks in a nicer font and had extras be put in the school library for others to use.
Satan keeps hurting himself during tantrums. He'll try and claw out of his body because his anger feels too big for it leaving him with many scars and damaged muscle tissue that hurts when used.
Diavolo has probably participated in a war against heaven as in on the front lines himself because you can't tell people what to do if you don't lead them yourself. He can very clearly recall people dying and has horrible nightmares about it.
Diavolo is slightly visually impaired, Lucifer flashbanged him on accident pre-fall and Diavolo never fully recovered since it was holy light and because while Lucifer did tone it down, Diavolo kept staring directly at him. He does use magic to see better (to stare at Lucifer) but he can't use it for extended periods since it might damage his eyes further. He otherwise uses magic to determine where objects are so he doesn't run into them or keeps a hand on the wall to guide him since he's an important person and people will try to take advantage of his lack of eyesight.
Diavolo has chronic gastritis (inflation of the stomach lining and ulcers) and being poisoned many times as a child accelerated the deterioration of his stomach. It was too late for his stomach by the time Barbatos entered the picture but he's usually ok when he feels able to eat.
Anhedonia is a condition that prevents people from enjoying things they used to and is tied to depression. In Solomon's case he can never get rid of it and just pretends to have more fun than he is to not bring down the mood. The only thing keeping him from slowly rotting to near death in bed is that he forces himself to have a purpose.
Solomon's immortality has led him to do many experiments on his body when someone else isn't torturing him. He doesn't die but humans aren't built for that much injury even if whatever he did to make himself immortal allows him to regenerate. His entire body hurts and he should be using a cane, preferably being an ambulatory wheelchair user, but he doesn't and just exists in pain because without it he could be dead for all he knows, it's been so long he has to keep himself from thinking nothing is real somehow.
