NOBODY MES

Who am I? I am Crytic. Resident troll of a certain PMD site. Loved and feared. FEARED

[3dspacecadetpinball]

one will protect you….the other two will try to kill you. choose wisely

[crytictroll]

I trust the red one

[jojoshitpostbot]

I saw Shizuka lifting a airplane with their pinky

[crytictroll]

@kiddyshizukajoestar

[erarg]

sitcom where people gradually get killed off and their spot in the opening title theme is replaced with dead silence

[peel-a-potato-with-a-potato]

I’d like to question your definition of sitcom

[crytictroll]

@ruhiana Isn't this the monster sempai comic in a nutshell?

[best-of-memes]

[vitiateoriginator]

[yaku-zai]

[crytictroll]

@ruhiana Do I need to suspend your license?

[jojoshitpostbot]

Polnareff cried as they observed the scene. It was undeniable… Dio was a vampire.

[the-iron-hearts]

Reblog this to get an Easter treat.

[crytictroll]

what she says: i'm fine

what she means: when hiveswap is released toby fox will likely talk about it which will encourage youtubers to play it. due to its popularity matpat will read homestuck in order to theorise about hiveswap which, knowing matpat's humour, will be full of bucket jokes. this will encourage many younger people to read homestuck which will lead to a homestuck renaissance full of bucket jokes and unsealed grey face paint. there will be fights between homestuck fans and hiveswap fans. all hell will break lose. 10 year olds everywhere will be screaming fuckass

[jojoshitpostbot]

When Yukako saved my friend Obama, I felt something indescribable, but surely not exited

[crytictroll]

@dailyyukako Thank you so much

[charlesoberonn]

Poison is a magical transmutation potion that transforms people into corpses.

[chefpyro]

This knife is actually a magic wand

[charlesoberonn]

Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel.

[chefpyro]

*cocks gun* magic missile

[crytictroll]

@ruhiana You in?

[chanpaiki]

Edward was only 12 when he became a state alchemist, what are you doing with your life

[kikuhonda]

well I have both arms so I think I’m doing pretty good

[duchesslyssie-blog]

and my sibling remains in their own body so that’s a plus for me

[theandysar]

I’m tall

[marrceline-deactivated20130311]

my mom isn’t dead

[soulboundcat-blog]

My dad lives with me

[edwardsheight]

my house remains unburnt and intact

[stoned-levi-deactivated20150901]

milk tastes great

[lalierz]

My cousin and her dog are two separate entities

[watchfulmusic]

Yall need to calm down.

[352364334737574fr-deactivated20]

so i lent my cousin bloodborne, he speaks a little english but he has some trouble reading it, i figured he’d be fine since he plays RPGs and all you really need to understand is numbers going up

so i asked him how its going, and he’s telling me hes stuck on father gascione, and cleric beast gave him hours of trouble. i was like “oh damn at least you beat it tho, gascione is really a test of how good you are at the gun parrys” -“…gun parries?” - yeah! omg, if you shoot something right before it attacks you’ll like stun it for a big hit, im sorry i shouldve told you -“guns?? you get guns in this game?” - yeah..you get the gun along with your main weapon - “????”

so my cousin beat the cleric beast and everything between that and gascione with his bare fucking fists and he’s been under the impression that the game is just really hardcore

[jojoshitpostbot]

when Caesar dies. then you’ll understand.

[peteneems]

[weeniebagel]

Happy mothers day

[unrestricteddeimos]

Luigi did you lay this egg

[crytictroll]

They have your color

[sokarum]

Momentos de tension

[crytictroll]

Oh

[divine-sandstorm]

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Reblog if you would interact with my female Wammu?

[zeldamaniac44]

Wendy’s: Arin come over

Arin: I can’t I’m filming a Grumps episode

Wendy’s: My parents aren’t home ;)

Arin: