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Draco’s Birthday (2026)

Happy birthday mr malfoy by Dragonheart77 - G, one-shot - Draco malfoy wakes up in hospital after making a birthday wish, only to be given the chance of a lifetime.

Birthday To Remember by kaywrites07 - G, one-shot - A birthday to remember for Draco courtesy of Hermione Granger and their friends and family.

A Bludger You Send Flying Always Comes Back by Shadiwrites - M, one-shot - It’s Draco Malfoy’s birthday. His therapist is exhausted, his house-elf has terrible timing, and one badly timed newspaper photograph sends his entire day off the rails. Things only get worse from there.

Prisoner 050680 by LalaLumos - T, 3 chapters - Draco’s Birthday in Azkaban

46. What the F*ck? by baneofall713 - T, one-shot - Draco looking back on his life as he wakes up on his 46th birthday. He gets a very welcomed birthday surprise.

Happy Birthday, Mr. Malfoy by screamingrespectfully - E, one-shot - Draco spends his birthday unknowingly pushing Hermione's buttons, until he realizes she gave him the remote for exactly that.

Birthday Intervention by enchanted_dramione - G, one-shot - Draco Malfoy gets a birthday intervention about his alleged Hermione Granger obsession. The only problem: his friends might be slightly right.

The Big Three-Oh by AriadnesWineClub - E, one-shot - Draco Malfoy, house husband extraordinaire, is having a birthday crisis. Nearly 30, he has never done anything grand or heroic, unlike his beautiful (and terrifying) wife Hermione. How he wishes he could be a man of action, not just one of extravagant wealth and extreme leisure! When Hermione gets kidnapped on the eve of his birthday, it's time for Draco to walk the talk--by racing to the rescue, vanquishing the baddies, and delivering an exquisitely growled "Where is my WIFE?"

Happy birthday, Draco by Smudgesonapage - E, one-shot - Lowering her gaze, Draco follows, eyes going wide, the flush on his cheeks more visible now, his breaths short and loud in the small, quiet space. “Oh,” she sighs. “Look what you did, and I haven't even come yet.” It's just a smutty one-shot in honour of my favourite man's birthday.

Happy Birthday Auror Malfoy by LyraSablewick - E, one-shot - Happy Birthday Auror Malfoy! This is explicit, and if you're not into that, this present is not for you!

Sixteen Candles (and the rest) by myfatherwillhearaboutthisss - E, one-shot - Or worse, lemon soap cake?

The Bad Birthday by alibigboots - M, one-shot - Everyone forgets Draco's Birthday

LACE, ICING, AND SEX by ineeduslaughtered - E, one-shot - Hermione Granger gives spectacular birthday presents. Draco Malfoy gives them right back.

Thirty, Flirty & Fertile by NottYourNiffler - E, WIP - Draco Malfoy has an eventful 30th birthday, which leads to an even more eventuful year to follow.

Debauchery and Tomfoolery: Draco Malfoy’s Final Year of Single-hood by pressedroses - E, WIP - Dearly Beloveds:   On behalf of Draco Malfoy—Reformed Death Eater and Witch Weekly’s Most Eligible & Filthily Wealthy Bachelor—you are cordially invited to celebrate his final year of debauchery, tomfoolery, rakehellery, and sexcapades. 🥀 Date: June 5th 🥀 Time: 10:00-Sunrise 🥀 Location: The Emerald Room (coordinates disclosed prior to event) 🥀Attire: Mourning black 🥀Requirements: Dancing (dirty) and only the finest champagne, scotch, and cigars for our dearest pretty boy Signed, The Snake Pit OR Draco Malfoy turns twenty-five and his best mates plan a party to commemorate his final year of single-hood. Per the Malfoy and Black family clause, he must find a wife before his twenty-sixth birthday. Why settle for someone your mother chooses when you can pursue Hermione Granger, instead? Buckle up for a night full of debauchery, tomfoolery, rakehellery, and sexcapades.

[thememedaddy]

[the-final-sif]

So! This is a perfect case study in situations where you should be wary of misinformation.

Take a moment and ask yourself, a project like this requires a lot of time, money and dedication of resources, why would scientists dedicate that time to something that could just be done by a tree?

The answer is they wouldn't. So that means this claim requires further investigation!

This project is called LIQUID 3, and it's not meant for cities with wide open spaces, it's meant for cities like Belgrade in Serbia. These cities are densely populated and heavily polluted, to the point where pollution actually chokes out current trees and makes creating green spaces difficult.

Liquid 3 was a PhD scientists answer to these problems. The microalgae tank is intended for spaces where you either:

Don't have enough space to plant full trees, or

Don't have enough time to plant trees and wait for them to grow up.

The tank is extremely efficient when you consider the amount of space needed compared to the amount of CO2 turned into oxygen. The tank can operate throughout the winter. And most importantly, it can be quickly set up in areas that desperately need relief from air pollution NOW not in 10 years when trees are done growing. Children currently suffocating on polluted air can't wait for trees to grow, they need to be taken care of now, and Liquid 3 is one of the ways to take care of them. Depending on the species of microalgea used, a number have shown a pretty amazing capacity to pull heavy metals out of the air which is something trees can get choked up by.

The tanks aren't just tanks either! Liquid 3 have solar panels placed on top, they have lighting and mobile phone charging, and they work as public benches. The designers of it want to encourage green spaces where there's room, but where there isn't room or time, Liquid 3 can step in. Realistically, this isn't a replacement for trees. It's replacing boring metal city benches with new, cooler benches that also clean the air (and have at least some heating during the winter).

Not only that, but the microalgea that grows is native to Serbia and all that microalgea has a ton of great uses! It makes for great fertilizer, compost, wastewater treatment, cleaner biofuels and even for helping create new tanks for further air purification. They only require a quick algae divide once a month, and the produced algae can be carted off to where ever it's needed. This makes them effective solutions for areas that can't sustain complex installations.

So yeah, there's actually quite a lot of places that would like these. Lots of people currently breathing in terrible quality air would much rather have their boring city benches replaced with really fucking cool algae tanks that clean the air and can be used to help create + sustain future green spaces in cities. I dunno about you, but I'd take that over a dumb metal bench any day. Put these at every bus stop and I'd be delighted.

[straawberries]

can ppl pls reblog this version

[obsidian-flame]

Serbian here living in Belgrade! This is all true and I've actually seen some of these around the city a few times. They're amazing at what they do and really cool to watch up close because you can see pretty swirling inside them. It's not only functional but aesthetically pretty nice as well!

[goodvibesatpeace]

[betthearm]

[kunaigirl]

just casually leaving this here for no particular reason

[kunaigirl]

You know what? Fuck it I'm adding more context. Sesame Street has talked about the topic of death more than once and it's done with such gentle carefulness without watering down or censoring the heaviness of the situations. It treats heavy subject matter with respect and dignity and has been for DECADES. From the early 1980s:

To 2025:

Hell, they even cover the devastating heaviness of MASS SHOOTINGS without censoring or watering anything down.

They've been doing this for YEARS, and it's ALWAYS handled with dignity, respect, seriousness, understanding, and love.

Whenever I see people censoring words because it "might offend" someone or the big ad companies that are currently trying to run everything? I just want to say to them: "What? Is Sesame Street too mature for you?" Because really...what the hell are we doing.

[kunaigirl]

I'm back with even more examples! Sesame Street once again to this day is out here handling extremely difficult subject matter with incredible care and respect. "We can't let kids learn about uncomfortable things!" Oh, really now? Even though they're things that happen in everyday life that they'll face one day at some point anyway? Interesting. Let's see what else this show has covered that people (for some reason) think should be avoided and hidden. Here's more on death of loved ones and greif:

Or how about when someone is put into the foster care system because their home isn't safe anymore and their needs aren't being met?

Maybe some discussions about group therapy/getting help and support?

Hey look! Here's a segment about gender expression vs taught expectation, including unlearning harmful biases and what to do when you hurt someone on accident because you didn't know it was wrong!

Look! The topic of race and diversity! The importance of unity and equity!

They even also have a more allegorical take on discrimination and being looked down on for who you are, featuring Big Bird. The conflict is about how he's not being let into a club because the one bird running the club personally decided he didn't want someone like Big Bird there.

Big Bird goes out of his way to keep changing parts of himself in order to "prove" he can fit into this club if he just changed enough. The truth comes out though, and there's nothing he can do to gain the approval of that bird. He will never be good enough in his eyes, and Big Bird starts to hate himself. His real friends see this finally put their feet down, emphasizing that you should never change yourself just to fit into one singular narrow idea someone else has.

There's A LOT of different situations this can be an allegory for. Racism, sexism, homophobia, basically ANY form of exclusion is put on full blast in this 15 minute clip. Sesame Street can be both blunt and allegorical when approaching difficult topics, and it NEVER misses or looses the point.

It does an exceptional job in both styles of representation WITHOUT watering anything down. The more sanitized everything gets, the more radical Sesame Street is suddenly considered, hence why so many "particular groups" want it gone. Hmmm! I can only imagine why that could be, in this current political climate! (I'm being sarcastic)

When Sesame Street is suddenly labeled as "questionable" or "politically/agenda motivated" content...it says A LOT about where we currently are and who gets to decide what's "best" for kids or not. Don't fall for the censorship and topic-dodging excuses that are covered by the "But think of the children!!!" movement. Never fall for it, because you know which side you're on if you do.

Sesame Street proves kids can be taught and trusted with learning about these topics when it's handled with the right amount of understanding and care. It shows what all this "controversy" is all really about. What it's always been about, actually.

Don't fall for it, always side with Sesame Street.

[sodamnradd]

Bad Kids | 18.3 K | Draco 1st POV, Co-Heads, Virgin Hermione, No-Voldy AU

written for the Bloody At Your Door collection (graphics by @mightbewriting)

Granger’s pupils swallow the brown of her eyes, but you wouldn’t know unless you were up close like I am now. I want to lick the sweat from her neck.

“Hermione.”

I’m irritated at once.

“Hmm?” she says in a dreamy voice, looking over my shoulder.

“What are you doing? Let me take you to bed. You need to sleep this crap off.”

My arms tighten around her. I whisper into her ear, “Ignore him.”

She laughs like I’ve told a joke, her breasts vibrating against my chest. “I’m okay,” she says to Goldstein, and she sounds okay. More than okay. She sounds ecstatic. Her happiness brings me so much joy.

“You’re really not okay.”

“Would you fuck off?” I look over my shoulder, suddenly furious. “She doesn’t want you.”

“You don’t have to be mean,” she says, but her fingers curl around the front of my shirt like she’s worried I might walk away. “Anthony, please. I’m having fun.”

He shakes his head, his features skewed in disappointment. “I’m going back to my dorm.”

Granger’s face falls. “Do you want me to walk you?”

“No,” I say immediately. Partly because I don’t want her to, mostly because is she mad? If a professor saw her right now, they’d know immediately she was off her broom. “Stay with me.” My mouth forms instead, right against the shell of her ear. I flick out my tongue and touch her cartilage.

She pulls her head back, laughing. Her eyes drop to my lips. “I want to kiss you,” she says.

“Then do it.”

read the rest on AO3

[sodamnradd]

Dramione | 8.9K words | Rated (very) E | Omg... they were roommates

cover by the marvelous @catmintandthyme

Read on AO3 | Wattpad | FFN

(Part of the Caught Wanking Collection)

Sirens wailing from the television drowned out the click-clack of her stilettos—Malfoy loved watching programs at an ear-splitting volume. Strewn comfortably lengthwise on her corner sofa, his legs were crossed at the ankle, with a Molly Weasley afghan strewn over his lap and a purring Crookshanks curled up next to him, as he lazily scratched his pointy ears. “Just watch. This one’s got a weapon in his glove compartment. You can see it in his eyes.” “Malfoy.” He immediately snatched his hand from Crooks. Still trying to convince her to get a crup, he refused to acknowledge his fondness for him in Hermione’s presence. Malfoy’s eyes went wide, then trailed down her legs slowly. Her cheeks felt like frying pans by the time he met her gaze again. Sitting up, he muted the television; the screen illuminating darkness in his normally pale eyes, hardly associable with her dopey caveman flatmate who couldn’t turn a bloody toaster on. This, she realised, this was the look. “You look…” He scanned her up and down again, swallowing hard. She came forward, hips swaying. “Too much?” “Uh.” He scratched his head, magic suppressor line peeking out beneath his t-shirt sleeve. She imagined what it would taste like on the tip of her tongue. Teakwood and salt, the ocean breeze on a sunny day. “Depends. What’s the occasion?” “I’ve got a date.” She ran her hands over the front of her playsuit. “Cocktails… then maybe more.” A cold look flashed over his face. “Shoes are overkill.” He unmuted the television, ending their conversation.

[sodamnradd]

Escapism | AO3 | Wattpad

Reunited in the Muggle world, Draco and Hermione wreak havoc on each other’s loneliness.

Two-shot (15k). Friends to lovers. Draco’s POV. Riding the wave of their 20s. Hermione Granger can fucking ✨dance✨.

[sodamnradd]

After Eight | 5.9K | art/fic collab w @dara-art

Eight events Draco attends alone, and one he doesn't.

AO3 | Wattpad

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Event 5 – Happy Homes for Hippogriffs Hosted by Hermione J. Granger – Lunch, Semi-Formal

A nervous cough rumbles through the room as Granger casts Sonorus on her neck. She shoots a sheepish look at the singer who’s stepped aside for her.

“Sorry to interrupt your lunch,” she says, all but bouncing on the balls of her feet. “But my team has informed me we just surpassed our fundraising goal of five hundred thousand galleons!”

Her eyes search the room, and land right on Draco at the bar. “I would like to extend a special thank you to Draco Malfoy, who donated two hundred and fifty thousand galleons only a few minutes ago.” Her eyes look shiny, and her smile knocks the air from his lungs. “A big round of applause for Draco, and for everyone who donated this afternoon. Congratulations, everybody!”

Draco feels the weight of a hundred pairs of eyes on him as the room bursts into applause. He’s enchanted only by one.

[sodamnradd]

STARLUST ✨ | AO3 | Wattpad

6.7k | rated E | art/fic collab w @dara-art

Reunited at Pansy and Neville’s wedding, Hermione and Draco spend one night together under the stars.

Flirty banter & outdoor shower sex (snippet beneath the fold).

“I’m not saying I need you to take me out if we have sex,” she said, breathless.  He leaned his jaw on her shoulder, sucking in a breath, the sharp line of bone digging into her skin even through her bathrobe. With his other hand, he nudged her robe off her shoulder, pressing his lips on the warm skin there. A shiver ran down her spine.  Draco’s mouth swept up the curve of her shoulder, finding the sensitive column of her neck. He kissed her there, then higher, sucking her skin between his lips. She tilted her head, giving him room to explore and bruise. To claim.  “If the sex is good, Granger, I’m going to make you mine,” he replied at last, relieving her from the anticipation. He released her hand to trail his fingers over her body, loosening her belt.  “And when you’re mine,” he proceeded, slipping his fingers beneath the opening of her robe, stroking the smooth expanse of her stomach, “I’m going to worship these curves,” he traced the shape of her hip and groaned, “until you’re addicted to my touch. Until you forget anyone else was here before me.”

[sodamnradd]

Mixed Signals | AO3

Dramione / 14.7K (complete) / rated E

Everything was fine until Ginny started shagging Draco Malfoy.

Or, Ginny and Draco spark up a friends with benefits relationship but after countless visits to their flat, he falls for Hermione instead.

They threw a pan on the stove and drizzled it with sesame oil and broke out all the leftover vegetables in the fridge. Ginger and chilli peppers from her garden and bell peppers and half a courgette.  Hermione was about to stand behind the frying pan when Malfoy came up behind her, placing a hand on her hip. “You look beautiful tonight,” he said in a low voice. His chest was warm against her back, his breath soft on her cheek. “I didn’t get a chance to tell you that.” “Thank you,” she replied in a stupor. It wasn’t just the compliment, but the soft caress of his voice, its possessive twinge, the way he towered over her, especially now that she’d taken off her heels. She trembled. “I love this colour on you.” He plucked the strap of her iris top. “Brightens up the whole room.” She smiled and felt his fingers flutter over her curved lips. “Not as much as this, though.” A fleeting touch before he nudged her away from the stove and took her place.

[sodamnradd]

ECDYSIS 🐍 | AO3

Slytherin!Hermione - Hogwarts Years 1-7 and beyond - No Voldemort AU - Dramione end-game

Nothing compared to being the Mudblood Slytherin girl. Too evil for another house, too dirty for the one I called home.

Hermione becomes the first Muggle-born student in Slytherin House.

[sodamnradd]

Chapter 21 - Fifth Year: The Art of Avoidance

A quarter of an hour later, there came a quiet knock on the door. Draco slipped inside, hair damp, cheeks rosy, sporting a Slytherin jumper and soft grey trousers. A speckled green notebook was tucked beneath his arm. 

He frowned when he saw Theo. “What’s he doing here?” 

“Nice of you to join us,” I said coldly, stirring the brew in slow steady circles. If it wasn’t stirred consistently, it would turn hard and sticky. “We need a dozen lemons. Would you go to the kitchens? And where’s the potion sample?”

Draco’s gaze was fixed on Theo. “You told him about this?”

“Alright, mate?” said Theo with a coaxing grin, hands occupied with weighing powdered sugar on the scale. 

Draco ignored him. “I thought we were keeping this between us.”

I frowned. “Why would you think that?” 

“You should have told me—”

“You should have showed up on time,” I cut him off. 

[mine-loves]

Comparison: Kylo Ren and Mr. Darcy [2 of ?]

Seduced and tempted.

[jabberwocky1996]

@thedeadtravelfast

[sidsrockingchair]

In honor of mother’s day, any favorite Sid with Kids posts and photos?

Sid with puppies & kids (and Nate)

[astoryofpauline]

Fic rec Friday

Here's a list of my top ships and fanfics, all tagged Explicit on AO3. Enjoy :-)

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The best Draco Malfoy x Hermione Granger fanfic

BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC by WhatMurdah

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The best Levi Ackerman x Reader fanfic

Felines and Canidae by Veratrance

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The best Katara x Zuko fanfic

Consume me with fire; flood me with desire by Dacamia

[dramaticals]

DRAMIONE FIC RECS + WHY YOU SHOULD READ THEM — 100k+ words edition

hogwarts: a home by coralcollective — reimagined horcrux hunt. draco is so down bad for hermione and the smut is crazyyy. theo/hermione friendship. pansy is the breakout character and you'll love her. there's nsfw art and inappropriate use of the malfoy signet ring. please check the tags! (it says incomplete on ao3, but it's only missing epilogues so don't be afraid of starting it)

word count: 372,978

chapters: 67/70

the commoner's guide to bedding a royal by olivieblake — god, this fic!!!! it's a modern royal au and the ensemble of characters make this whole world feel so alive. it's inspired by will/kate and harry/meghan and it's sooo cute. theo and daphne were the breakout characters and i love them dearly. if you're looking for a lighthearted romcom-esque, occasionally angsty (because duh!) fic, this is it!!! i probably read this in two days which is insane considering the word count, but that should just tell you how lovely this whole fic was. there's a second part to this if you're itching for more afterwards (and it's just as good!)

word count: 503,570

chapters: 45/45

draco malfoy and the mortifying ordeal of being in love by isthisselfcare — honestly if you haven't read this yet..... this is god tier. a CLASSIC. this should be taught in the schools. hermione's a magical researcher / healer and draco's one of the best aurors out there. he's assigned to protect hermione because she's in the midst of a big discovery. hermione's not happy about it and draco isn't either. slow burn!! idiots in LOVE!! forced proximity!!!!! EMBEDDED ART!!! honestly this is the fic that made me want to learn how to bind which is so serious and if you haven't read this yet you need to.

word count: 199,548

chapters: 36/36

the disappearances of draco malfoy by speechwriter — this is my new canon. it's a deathly hallows rewrite where draco accepts dumbledore's offer to fake his death and go into hiding with the order. enemies to friends to lovers. i honestly can't even remember what happened in canon because this is IT for me.

word count: 289,780

chapters: 33/33

this world or any other series by olivieblake — includes clean (book one) and marked (book two). anything by olivieblake should be a must-read, i swear to god. this one starts as a year 6 slow burn. draco and hermione are assigned partners for potions and it all snowballs from there. olivie writes so beautifully and her characterizations for hermione / draco are so good. slight warning for marked: this destroyed me and i pretend it doesn't exist, but it's still a must-read.

word count: 118,892 & 178,268

chapters: 31/31 & 39/39

rights and wrongs series by lovesbitca8 — you want fluffy dramione? read the first two parts of the rights and wrongs series. you want dark and heavy dramione? read the auction, an alternate universe of the fluffy dramione, where voldemort wins and they all get auctioned off to death eaters. please check the tags for the voldy wins au! all three were chef's kiss and coming from someone who isn't a fan of dark aus, reading the first two helped me get through the auction because you know where draco's coming from / what's in his head. you can just read the auction without reading the first two parts unless you like catching parallels and having more depth / context (which i very much love).

word count: 174,911 & 160,297 & 325,876

chapters: 36/36 & 24/24 & 41/41

[chronophobique]

A Pocket Full of Souls by chronophobique

AO3 link

Hermione finds herself forced to travel through several eras alongside one Draco Malfoy for a mission he’s secretly been preparing for his entire life — one (she insists) she has absolutely nothing to do with, thank you very much.

OR: "no sex before marriage" Draco meets "people still get married nowadays?" Hermione

Rated: Explicit

Time travel

Forced proximity

Professors Draco & Hermione

Virgin Draco

Slow burn

Extract from Chapter 1: Behind the Door

Hermione shot [the headmistress] an irritated look, then realising her face must read like an open book, sharply looked away. “He should be locked up in Azkaban,” she said, stabbing one of her sausages with her knife and scraping her ceramic plate in the process [...]. “You’re right, he should be.” All the more confused, Hermione met the witch’s gaze and waited for her to elaborate. “However, it has been determined that he was to be released a year earlier due to a…” She paused, choosing her words carefully. “…bodily alteration that could not be taken care of in prison.”

[wmnylander]