[alwaysbewoke]

Damn!

[thewellofastarael]

I looked it up, for those wondering this is how that exit is designed:

https://www.google.com/maps/@47.6119279,-122.3301383,16.85z

[hypermega-bummerboy]

[bogleech]

At first I was like "wow idiots" until the actual map. You would genuinely never expect the freeway to just suddenly be a normal road like that. You would still be looking for the proper exit and preparing to BEGIN slowing down by the time you notice only from the cues of your surroundings that you've already "left" the freeway and that fucking overpass would make it impossible to see those cues coming until you're in them?!?!

[prismportrait]

To anyone still reblogging this almost 4 years later, they have obviously changed the road design.

It is also worth noting that it is always on the driver to not out-drive what they can visually see. If you cannot see what is coming beyond the overpass, reducing speed is your prerogative as the driver, whether it's poor road design or a sink hole in the ground or fog. Do not out-drive your headlights, do not out-drive your ability to comprehend what is in front of you. That is not negotiable and it needs to be emphasized more in driving school.

[estherlune]

#his kink at full power

I mean

[vaginal-diabetus-deactivated201]

I HAVE BEEN PATIENTLY WAITING  FOR THIS PHOTOSET.

Sherlock’s military kink brings me so much joy, I can’t even explain my level of inner porn.

[skulls-and-tea]

Sherlock’s military kink, you say? As in:

And then:

[vaginal-diabetus-deactivated201]

YES, yes, this, exactly this!  

Not even secretly aroused.  Sherlock just wants to be in the middle of a giant military guy pile.   Is it so much to ask?

[hidingfromtrolls-deactivated202]

My absolute favorite thing about that Baskerville scene is that John does’t even LOOK at that dude when he says ‘that’s an order’ - as in, ‘I’m so fucking in charge that I don’t even need to acknowledge you as I demand things from you AND YOU WILL GIVE ME WHAT I WANT.’

UNF.

[love-in-mind-palace]

Bless this.

[of-magpies-and-murders]

👀

[kropotkindersurprise]

I have misplaced an egg. I was going to fry an egg for breakfast, took the egg out of the fridge, got distracted, and now the egg has disappeared. I've looked everywhere but there's no trace of egg. where are you, egg? where egg?

Somewhere in my house there is a now truly free-range egg, laughing at me. 😔

[kropotkindersurprise]

EGG STATUS: STILL MISSING

I currently have two main theories:

I put egg on the table on my balcony when i went to water my little vegetable garden and then my nemesis, the fat rude bird who sometimes digs up my garden and then yells rude bird songs at me through my window stole my egg.

egg is still roaming around inside my apartment, possibly cleverly evading capture by hiding on one of the shelves i dont want to tidy cause there's too much stuff on there

i'm still holding out hope that egg and me will be reunited some time in the future. where are you egg? please come back egg...

[kropotkindersurprise]

don't cry for egg, tumblrina... the truth is egg never left me (because i bet it's still hiding in the house somewhere)

[queenofangts]

@kropotkindersurprise

[kropotkindersurprise]

thank you! everyone please keep an eye out for egg

[lengthy-artery]

tshirt concept

[dottysdokis]

no patrick, "everyone deserves access to art" does not mean "everyone is entitled to hyperpersonalized autogenerated slop catered to their every whim because they don't want to try making it themselves or paying an artist for their skilled labor"

art is a part of the human experience that elevates the quality of life. everyone should be able to experience it. customized art is a luxury. you don't need it like food and shelter and healthcare. you have access to more free art than basically anyone in history rn, more than you could ever get through in a lifetime. it's not classist or anti-kink to tell you to make your own fetish art or make do with the terabytes of free art online like a true dedicated pervert

[miiilowo]

i wish someone would pet and love me unconditionally like a dog (remembers people follow me and see my posts) ive actually never cared about or wanted anything

[redstonedust]

acquaintance dropped into the group chat to request we try out out he/him pronouns for him and the response was a string of "yes sir" "sure king" "we got u bossman" . local discord server turns into a gang of gender affirming henchmen.

[beaft]

googling shit like "why do i feel bad after hanging out with my friends" and all of the answers are either "you need better friends" (i don't; my friends are wonderful) or "your social battery is drained, you need to rest and regain your energy levels" (i don't; i've got tons of energy, it's just manifesting as over-the-top neurotic mania). why is this even happening. it's like some stupid toll i have to pay as a punishment for enjoying myself too much

[beaft]

I actually, genuinely think social event aftercare would fix me. I need someone to put me to bed and say "you were fun today and no one hated you"

[starbitten13]

[ebonydraygon]

#theres a thing called 'larp drop' thats essentially this#esp since when having a great time you might be more inclined to disregard your limits and ignore discomfort#(and forget to eat/drink if its larp whoops)#and then once you have a moment to yourself it all comes crashing in#source: once forgot to eat at larp and had a sobbing fit in my car that ended the instant i bit into a chicken nugget - @queerfarmgremlin

[troublepunk-ldn]

this is also true of festivals, conventions, pride parades, concerts, and any situation where you have a lot of fun with other people!

[sunflowerlovergirl]

[hatesaltrat]

The road to the childrens’ hospital

@swedishfalcon-actual

[enchantingsorceress]

I hope this joke outlives the context that made it, leaving future generations baffled.

[simply-a-dream]

“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?

[royalblueghost]

When I am elected president I will institute a law saying that anyone with a net worth over 50 million must, at their own expense, employ a Jester. They must feed, clothe, and house the Jester according to the Jesters wishes, may not fire the Jester, and may not retaliate against the Jester, as the Jester will have Jesters Privileges.

One must spend at least three hours per day on the company of your Jester, and allow the Jester access to your quarterly reports.

The Jesters will be chosen by voluntary lottery. Jesters will be regularly interviewed to make sure they have not become Lackeys.

This law will prevent rich folk from being surrounded with vapid yes-men. A lot of problems with the world right now are happening becuse rich and powerful men don’t have anybody on hand to say “That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard.”

[government-cy-op]

Just found 2 copies of a 19th century naturalism magazine and LOOK AT THEIR LITTLE ICON

[redstonedust]

people will insist humans are naturally selfish when feeding the birds is a common hobby. when there are wildlife hospitals you can call when you find an injured fox outside. do we get anything from helping wild animals? i don't think so. it's not personal. it's just nice. it's something we have the resources to do, so we do it. i think thats worth remembering.

[cutebutreallypsycho]

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—tomb curse of Khentika Ikhekhi, 6th dynasty Egyptian official

[max1461]

WATCH OUT!

[transgenderfabianseacaster]

💥💥💥‼️‼️‼️

[chimaeraundying]

Something beautiful is happening.