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@cthulhu-blog
Yes, this is me, Cthulhu. The so-called cosmic entity.
I have no age, in fact, I am older than time itself.
I have no gender (what is a gender?)
Currently posting in what you call "english" beacuse you, inferior beings, cannot speak or write my language correctly (or without descending into madness)
No, I am not dead.
Feel free to ask for guidance for your short, poor lives.
hi cthulhu, whats the best time to go, u know, crazy?
cheers
Greetings, mortal being.
It is always a good time to descend into utter madness and chaos.
There is no need to fake being crazy, let insanity fill your veins.
Afternoon Cthulhu - if you have afternoons there.
Long time fan, first time asker.
I recently discovered your daughter Cthylla and I wanted to know do you have a good relationship with her or does the 'being reborn from her womb' vibe kinda put a dampner on the family bonding?
Greetings, mortal being.
Us, the cosmic entities, have much more complex and intrincated relationships than you soft-flesh humans. Our bodies, despite our unlimited power, can experience damage, thus we resort to each other when needed.
I am very fond of my dear Cthylla; I have taught her the misteries of the universes, and now she is somewhere in the vastness of space, ruling through the waves of chaos.
Hope this answer fulfills your curiosity.
have you visited the nameless city?
Greetings, mortal being.
I have been in a plethora of places.
I have visited planets, stars and galaxies.
I have witnessed with my very eyes how civilizations run straight into madness and an irreversible decay.
I have seen (and provoked) the collapse of what was once the pride of a race.
I have drunken the fresh spilled blood of the greed and ignorance.
Perhaps I indeed visited the nameless city you claim, nevertheless that city has a name, which is unknown to you. I request you to be more specific.
Apparently, we are currently under a deadly curse called 'the wednesday'.
I do not seem cursed, neither do you.
Time is not a curse. Sanity is a curse.
So yes, this is a public call to go insane.
Do you listen to the whales? That sounds heavenly.
Greetings, mortal being.
I am really fond of the sounds that whales do, since they first appeared, not so long ago. They bring me peace in my solitude.
It is good to know that you mortals can enjoy these sounds too.
Great Cthulhu. I ask out of curiosity. You were here way before mankind...were you here to witness and see the dinosaurs? If so what were they like?
Greetings, mortal being.
I, as you have guessed correctly, have been here way before all of you ever existed.
I witnessed some old (for you) creatures roaming through the surroundings of R'lyeh, but I am not aware if they were what you call 'dinosaurs'. I dare to say that they were also unaware of my presence.
My only certainity is that these creatures were not whales. They did not make noises at all.
Hope this answer fulfills your curiosity.
o great Cthulhu you were right, i survived the monday! now i gotta deal with tuesday tomorrow
Greetings and congratulations, mortal being.
You proved yourself worthy of dealing with the weight of time once, and if you are persistent and strong enough, you will deal with it again tomorrow.
And again, and again, and again until the death of time itself.
Cthulhu! Cthulhu! Cthulhu!
i summon you, o great Cthulhu, to rise from your rest, and destroy this curse called monday that lays upon us your loyal followers
we, the mortal people, cannot hold this shape of sorrow that is "going to work tomorrow"
we count on you o great Cthulhu
Greetings, mortal being.
You must not expect me to rise and destroy the fine thread of time that holds your universe.
You, as you call yourselves 'my loyal followers', must perceive the horrors the same way I have done since the forgotten aeons.
Do not let that curse called the monday control you.
Do not praise the gods for the good things only.
Do not praise the wrong gods.
There is no such thing as "God's perfect time". Time, and so this universe, is intrinsecally chaotic and untidy.
Do not expect some spurious god to make your living worthy.
Do your part, do your job. Make your brief life worthy.
....you really have given me "food" for thought.... I'm not sure what pain and anger would taste like.... maybe to me it'd be something extremely spicy like Sriracha sauce or a sauce made of ghost peppers...
Greetings, mortal being.
It is good to know that someone has been thininkg about palatable dimensions way beyond their physical boundaries.
Perhaps your comparisons against mortal food are still shallow, but it is a good enough start indeed.
What does human flesh taste like?
Greetings, mortal being.
I currently cannot tell you precisely what your peers taste like. My eating customs are far different from yours, thus I cannot give you a proper comparison.
Nevertheless, I can give you some "food" for your thoughts: Have you ever tasted pain, or anger? How can you describe the texture of a fear-covered flesh? How can you enjoy the taste of a surrendered soul? Have you ever feel yourself "consumed" while eating?
how do you cosmic entities have intercourse? do you do mating stuff or else?
Greetings, mortal being.
Our primal instincts are far different from yours, and given that we, the cosmic entities, are older than time itself, there is little to no reason to procreate. Nevertheless, our ways of species preserving are intrinsecally chaotic and destructive. To create something, something else must be destroyed.
Hope this answer fulfills your curiosity.
can we guess which stars? we're good enough at math so we can figure out when they'll be aligned
Greetings, mortal being.
Given the vastness of space and the colossal number of stars surrounding this planet, you decided, in a gesture of boldness or sheer ingenuity, to just guess and do some calculations.
Perhaps you fail, but at least you will fail while trying, so give it a try.
Tonight, I will rise from the depths of R'lyeh, and way before you realize it, I will crush and destroy your minds.
Mark my words.
On second thought, I have roamed through this website long enough to see that some of you fool animals will end up enjoying my forms of sufferment.
Some of you even dare to have intercourse with me. How disgusting.
You are a silly race. I am going to stick here at R'lyeh.
For those who still dare to ask:
No, I am not interested in having intercourse with any of you.
My forms of mating are much more complex than your disgusting minds can understand.
Please stop. Thanks.
hi Cthulu, when will you rise up from down there and crush us all? im soooo tired of this shit
cheers
Greetings, mortal being.
I will rise once stars are properly aligned. Which stars? That must be still unbeknownst to you.
In the meantime, despite I have said several times that all of you are equally worthless, it does not mean that you should not live a life worth living. Your emotional span is appallingly brief, so you must experience each one of your mortal feelings, fully. My only advice is to not being what you call "a jerk"
Hope this answer fulfills your curiosity.
It is a cake made of chocolate....a sweet food valued greatly by humans....though I don't know if you could even taste chocolate..
Greetings, mortal being.
Now that you have given to me that description, I ask you: are you trying to bribe me?