Cthulhu

Dr mega master

[dennisxnerd-blog]

[cthulhusky]

Squeaky Door Hinge Opening Sound Effects

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a classic-style 4'' solid brass door hinge with ball tip finals

[cheese24k]

[ruinedchildhood]

[cthulhusky]

Me speaking German to a German

Me: Um... hast du... der... ah, fuck.

German: It's okay, friend. Learning a second language is difficult, but with enough practice and time you'll acquire the vernacular and colloquialisms to communicate in a concordant matter vis-à-vis other Germans. I myself still struggle with the endeavor of mastering the English language, ergo, I hope I have articulated myself in a proper manner.

Me:

Me:

Me: Fahrrad.

[aiden-morse]

Bottles of Gatorade Blue Bolt floating in a bath of Powerade Mountain Blast, 2013

[lesprisenpati-deactivated201805]

I can’t tell if this is seriously art or if it’s just tongue in cheek sarcastic art or if it’s post-ironic ironic art, or ironic art, or literally just a joke and that is so not okay.

[unofficialdragon]

Aesthetic

[naruhodou-kun]

Your Honor, there is a clear contradiction in this photo. 

As you can see from this piece of evidence, Gatorade bottles are topped with an orange lid. 

But in the photo above, the lids are black. Which means that the bottles in this photo can’t be Gatorade bottles.

[turnabout4what]

Mr. Wright, didn’t you go to art school? I sure didn’t, but I still know what happens when you mix orange and blue!

In case you forgot, take a look at this!

If you look closely, you can even see an orange tint! 

And what else can you see? The classic gatorade G. Your honor, I think this case is closed!

[robin-never-dies]

well that was much shorter than usual

[tabbersnack]

she fucking destroyed him that’s why it’s short

[mockwa]

Thieves in Germany Nowadays

[ithelpstodream]

I’m just dying while thinking about a hotel employee calmly Googling “How to fold a towel in the shape of an elephant,” and then going out to buy eye stickers.

[whattywhatwhat]

I think these would guarantee return bookings.  Loving the elephant.

[jewishgirlrevolt]

I worked in a hotel for a year. Hotel staff LOVE silly requests because otherwise our job is just mundane. It gives the front desk a chance to do something creative.

[xxtextbookgavinxx]

[lesbianmichelmishina]

Fucking really? This reblogged by someone I thought was decent? Because yeah, let’s mock non-binary teens who are trying to figure out their gender! Let’s mock people having panic attacks and other adverse reactions to things which remind them of awful shit that’s happened to them!

I mean… really?

[tryingtomakesenseofpeople]

Are you actually defending mayonnaise? 

[slytherho-deactivated20171229]

Im choking omg

[h0ld-back-the-night-deactivated]

And let it be known that on this day, tumblr user jennykrigg-court actively and unironically attempted to defend mayonnaise as a gender.

[gogoken]

[lindsay-irene-deactivated201704]

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toddle toddle toddle

[lunchtiger]

Long time no post- So this year I got into Monster Hunter, and after something like 145 hours in MH4U and 130 in MHX, I beat Deviljho solo. I’d be the last person to say if I have any kind of skill at the game, but when you finally drop that pickle on legs, it feels so good. So I made this stupid comic about suplexing big lizards.

… also Rainbow pigment is the best and I will never not use it.

[owldude]

*sees moon* *remembers outer space* nice

[samcahntent]

I promise I’ll find better things to do on a Saturday morning.

[victorpopejr]

So I was drunk on snapchat last night crying

[drunp-archive-deactivated201711]

squad goals

[tastefullyoffensive]