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I’M SO MAD THEY CUT THIS
Behold my silicon based army.
That flint sitting front and center like a goddamn tank @.@
That there is terrifying
They removed tumblr from the App Store we’re rogue lads
what are we gonna do now boss?
Absolute anarchy
it’s off the google play store as well lmao
nobody gets in. nobody gets out
Welcome to Tumblr. The new Wild West lol
things to remember in overwatch
Roadhog weighs 250KG
Zarya’s weight lifting record is 512KG
so remember this
Zarya could easily lift Roadhog over her head
She could yeet that bitch into orbit fam ~
THERE'S👏NOTHING👏WRONG👏WITH👏WANTING👏A👏GIANT👏WEREWOLF👏COCK👏IN👏YOUR👏ASS👏THATS👏NORMAL👏
Ayy this lad knows
Low key worried this game is gonna make me a furry and I’ll been fucking a bad dragon dildo by the end of this game lmao
Dragon dick incoming lol
Ya boi has 15 dicks now
I just ordered a small bumble a few days ago
The waiting is killing me.
Send help lol
When Bad Dragon has a sale
Yep that about sums it up lol
so i kinda wanna eat a can of chef boyardee at like 1am because im stressed out
like, straight outta the can or are you gonna put it in a bowl and heat it up first?
heck no, right outta the can with a plastic spork
The only acceptable way
bully! bully! doodle! Kalu belongs to Kalumiya! (thanks for always being so extremely patient with me!)
Ayy this is good stuff
literal pancake tits
i hated drawing this and you should hate looking at it
Oh but I don't
[¤°¥°¤] (This is actually really hot tho lol)
Taking the plunge
Screw it, ive decided that i want to finally get
my first toy from Bad Dragon.
More specifically, ive been looking at a Small, medium firmness Bumble Hooves in his signature color.
Like, damn son Bumble's signature looks so pretty and it'll look so much nicer when I take it to poundtown. I figured a small would be a good place to start. No need to go to far too fast lol.
I Found a new nsfw blog
@thoodie-draws draws the goods fam.
Like sweet mercy. I need this. I was like 2 posts into their blog before i hit follow lol.
Nadia x Umbreon x Espeon x Trainer [NSFW]
The adventure in Sinnoh had ended. Nadia had hiked up and through the main landmarks, including Mt. Coronet, the Stark mountain range, and the grand lakes. Her travels were over once she had finally reached Snowpoint City and tonight was the night that she was flying back to Unova. An evening flight had seemed to be the best option as she might have been able to snooze before landing in the morning.
Alas, now that they were mid-flight, sleep eluded her. Flying was never a comfortable experience, but the tired hiker had tried to make herself as cosy as possible. Even then, space seemed limited. Her fingers lifted the plastic sheet covering the window, and she looked out at the rolling clouds. Most of the lights on-board were off, so she could gaze into the night sky around them. She wore her usual sweatpants and hoody combo which in the past had helped her find the solitude of rest, however, it just was not to be this time.
Nadia gave a yawn, before kicking off her sneakers and lifting her feet onto the empty seat next to her. A male trainer sat beside the spare chair in the row of three, but he had been fast-asleep since take off; so she didn’t think he would mind. Pokémon were permitted on the flight, and there was numerous species and types asleep around her. In fact, everyone seemed to be out of it. Espeon had been snoozing below Nadia’s seat, but even she was struggling to find proper rest. Large, sparkling purple eyes met Nadia’s sky-blue, and the athletic-figured climber patted her lap as an offering to her Pokémon. It was met with a perking up of ears, and a happy swish of her forked tail, before she hopped up into Nadia’s stomach and kneading her paws gently into her owner’s solid abdomen.
Trainer and Pokémon locked eyes, and Espeon padded her way up Nadia’s torso until her front two paws rested on the human’s small chest. The hiker knew what Espeon wanted, and was happy to provide once she had checked that nobody could see. Once convinced, the hiker pressed her lips to her lilac-lover’s muzzle, and was rewarded with a light brush of the psychic mammal’s small tongue. She slid her own against it, groaning at the taste of her companion after what had seemed like such a long time. As the short exchange of tongues ended, Nadia pushed hers gently into Espeon’s mouth; groaning as she shared a passionate tongue kiss with her Pokémon on a crowded plane. She closed her eyes part-way through and enjoyed herself. The fact of the matter was that the mere idea of being caught was a turn-on, causing her cheeks to blush and a small trickle of juices to slide down her right thigh. Anyone could have walked past and seen Pokémon and owner locked in a slow, tender kiss. One reserved primarily for lovers. Neither seemed willing to break away from the moment, and as Nadia ran one set of fingers beneath the psychic-type’s belly, Espeon grunted adorably into her mouth. Her digits crawled closer to her slit through the cashmere-soft fur, already feeling heat radiating from the tight lips. The hiker breathed in heavily through her nose and huffed impatiently as their tongued wrestled and writhed, before gently pushing her middle finger into her companion’s slick tunnel.
Espeon trembled violently as her trainer penetrated her and then sank her finger right down to the knuckle. The forked tail swayed for a moment, before curing around the hiker’s wrist. She whined into the human’s mouth, pleasure flooding her little body as Nadia pulled her central digit out before pushing it back in. Her thrusts were greeted by her Pokémon’s willing hips forcing back against her hand clearly seeking more pleasure. Nadia was in the mood to tease however, as she dragged her finger out of the dripping hole of her companion, looking into the beautiful violet eyes as she licked it clean. As usual, once she’d had a taste of Espeon’s nectar, she found herself wanting more. With a quick glance around to make sure that the quadrupedal beauty had not woken anyone up, Nadia then turned Espeon around and wrapped her arms around her back legs so that she could not move. Face to face with the glistening lips and lightly matted fur, the punk-haired girl could not resist. She closed her eyes and glided her tongue through the sumptuous folds, making the psychic-type quiver and grunt. Juices coated her tongue as she narrowed the muscle and plunged it into her lover’s sex; swirling it hungrily around the hole as she slid deeper. Her feminine musk was intoxicating, and had a delicate sweetness to it which Nadia had become addicted to from the first time she had tasted Espeon. The human burrowed as deep as she could go, nestling her cheeks into the juice-stained fur. She could already feel her Pokémon shivering, and the sound of such adorable, blissful noises left her control wanting.
It took very little time and effort to get Espeon off. Nadia tongue fucked her partner gladly, and greedily gathered as much of the sweet-scented cum as she could. Even as she experienced the lilac-furred female’s sex contracting around her, the hiker continued to force the muscle in as deep as it would go. All the signs of impending climax were there, as Espeon kneaded her front paws into her trainer’s hard abs, and her tail swished from side-to-side in an enticing way. It took one last thrust to push the psychic type over the edge. A gentle gush of cum met with her tongue, the sweetest mouthful yet. As she pulled out and flattened her tongue, it leaked into her mouth and chin; some even drooling onto the climber’s top, and trickled down the trembling thighs of her lilac-lover. Eventually Nadia let Espeon’s legs loose, and although she was panting in post-orgasmic heaven, the way the purple eyes stared at her with passion and lust told the trainer that her Pokémon wanted to reciprocate.
Nadia slipped her thumbs beneath the waistband of her light grey sweatpants, and lifted her legs slightly. Espeon watched as the human peeled the pants away from her legs until the waistband wrapped around her knees. She could not risk taking them all the way off. This way she would be able to quickly pull them back up if the need arose. The horny Espeon did not wait for any kind of instructions, and as soon as her trainer’s ‘innie’ slit was revealed; the psychic-type was upon her. The hiker placed her hands beneath her thighs and held her legs up, while letting her knees dangle. As Espeon’s muzzle pushed into her crotch, and the small tongue started to lap at her pussy; she bit down on her lip to stifle a moan. She had not needed to teach Espeon much, as she had turned out to be quite a natural at eating-out. She knew exactly where to lick her trainer, and was not going to give Nadia the satisfaction of a long, drawn-out orgasm. Eyes met through the gap in the climber’s thighs, and their gaze remained locked. Espeon adored the reactions the human gave as she was pleasured. The gorgeous moans that floated from her lips. The way her eyelashes would flutter when a sensitive spot was brushed. The way her teeth would sink slowly into her bottom lip. Her flavour was also something that the lilac beauty had come to adore in their time together. More often than not, she’d lick Nadia clean if her trainer had been having some solo fun.
As the darkened plane continued through the night air, Nadia found herself struggling to hold her moans at bay. The expert strokes of her Espeon’s tongue were drool-worthy. She had not even noticed the sly, black-furred watcher sitting in the foot-well. He cocked his head, shaft already out of its sheath and throbbing from the smell of Espeon’s pussy. Crimson eyes watched the girls having their fun, but he wanted to join in too.
Umbreon strutted over, and elegantly hopped up onto Nadia’s torso. He was a little bigger and heavier than Espeon; but nothing that Nadia could not handle. A shocked gasp crossed her lips, until she spotted the bright red cock hanging from below the dark-type. He edged forward, giving her lips a lick, and then another. More brushes of his tongue followed until she let her tongue press against the Umbreon’s. He took control of the kiss, twisting his muzzle one way as the human went the other; mouths locking. Their tongue battled within her mouth, while Espeon did not cease the delectable lapping of her human’s slit. At that moment, Nadia wished that she was at home on her bed, in the same scenario. She would not have to worry about her sexual noises being to audible. She wanted to scream. She longed to be free of her clothes.
Both hands slid beneath Umbreon, as one set of her fingers grasped his cock, and the other petted his fur. His grunt of approval caused Nadia’s back to arch. It felt so commanding, and she had no qualms about fulfilling his wants and needs. She would be submissive, even for a Pokémon. Pre-cum already dripped from the tip of the red shaft as the soft human digits stroked and squeezed. He had a surprising length and girth to him, and the hiker’s mind raced with the possible outcomes of this meeting. Somewhere on this plane was a trainer missing an Umbreon. What if they came looking for it?
She tensed every muscle in her body as the thought of being caught caused a jolt of unhinged pleasure to shoot through her body. Pressure started to build inside of her cunt, and joy swelled inside of her body as she felt herself readying to climax. All it would take would be a couple more well-placed licks from her beloved Espeon. Moans flowed freely now, as her nerves about being heard were cast aside and overtaken by the animal lusts racing through her athletic figure. Nadia kissed Umbreon hungrily, and worked his pre-cum onto his hot, thick cock as her Eeveelution brought her closer and closer to orgasm.
It hit her like a bus, even without being edged. Her spare hand clenched around the seat cover, and her body rocked and spasmed. Gushing squirts erupted from her slit, bathing her Espeon in slick, feminine juices as she tried her best to keep her cry of pleasure to a reasonable level of sound. She threw her head back, closing her thighs tightly around Espeon as the sensations became too much. People around her might have been disturbed in their sleep, but at least they did not wake up.
Espeon licked her trainer’s slit clean, causing the pale human to spasm once or twice more, before she hopped off the seat, and started to clean her sleek fur. It took a couple of minutes for the panting hiker to catch her breath, and stop trembling but eventually she managed to sit up.
Umbreon waited to see what she would do next, his cock visibly throbbed as he watched the stranger pulling her tank-top off, and peeling the sweatpants down the rest of the way. Nudity would be difficult to explain, but who cares? She felt free.
“Ya’ wanna fuck me, don’t ya’?”
She asked the dark-type, his crimson eyes seeming to light up as she asked him that question. Of course he wanted to fuck her. Once Espeon had cleaned herself off, she curled up beneath Nadia’s seat, and drifted off; leaving her trainer and the dark-type Eeveelution all alone.
Space was tight, but Nadia managed to find just enough room on her seat, and the seat next to her. She lifted the male trainer’s armrest, and settled down onto her front. Despite having her head practically in the lap of the man next to the empty space, and her legs bent upwards at the knees, the hiker found her current position extremely comfortable. There was just enough room for her to spread her legs, giving the Umbreon a place to penetrate.
Having dropped back onto the floor to allow the pale human some space to manoeuvre, Umbreon hopped back up when she was finally settled. Nadia grinned, and could not contain a giggle as his front paws lifted onto her back, and he clumsily aligned his throbbing red cock up with her soaking pussy.
His first three thrusts missed, but the fourth found both human and Pokémon groaning as he penetrated, and sank his entire shaft into her. The need to stretch was a surprise, but Umbreon’s cock felt incredible once buried inside of her. The black-furred Eeveelution did not need to build up slowly. Once he was in and steady, he started to pound the naked human’s womanhood. Nadia’s hands squeezed the sleeping trainer’s thighs, and she moaned into his lap as the Umbreon picked up the pace of his needy thrusts. She had not even noticed that the male trainer had started to stir.
The sight of a very attractive, naked girl laying partially across his lap had the male trainer stuttering. Even more so when he saw his Umbreon pounding his tapered shaft into the toned female.
“D-d-don’t s-say a w-w-word.”
Nadia muttered through an aroused groan. She got an agreeable nod, and could feel the trainer’s cock tent in his jeans. Her nimble fingers worked on his belt, and the buttons on the denim pants, before delving into his boxers and pulling out his erection.
Seven-inches sprang free, and the climber quickly wrapped her lips around the head; swirling her tongue around it in slow, deliberate circles. She wrapped her fingers around the base and worked herself up into fluid movements of bobbing her head and stroking with her hand. One set of the male’s fingers buried themselves in her punk-do, and the other set clawed into the arm rest. Nadia was soaking wet, and each time Umbreon pushed all the way in at pace, slick, audible noises would spill from their joined crotches. The black-furred Pokémon’s thrusts were becoming more erratic and desperate by the second, as were his grunts. Nadia knew that he would not last much longer, and in the way he was fucking her right now she knew that she was not far behind.
The knot at the base of his shaft swelled, and threatened to stretch the hiker as his hips powered into hers. With one final thrust forward he was climaxing. Umbreon forced his knot inside of the naked human, and she moaned around the cock in her mouth as cum flooded her womb. If her head had not been spinning, she might have wondered if the male trainer had ever let his Umbreon cum before now. The sheer force of his fucking, and the excessive amount of cum that blasted into her sex spoke of a Pokémon that was very sexually repressed. Even while cumming, the feisty dark-type continued to ram the pale climber, pushing her even closer to the edge herself. Nadia’s pace of sucking increased as the warmth of thick cum spread around her lower body, causing the male to start bucking in his seat. “O—oh fuck…” He growled, grabbing her head, and using her mouth as a toy to get himself off as he got lost in the moment.
Umbreon’s persistence paid off. As the last few drops of cum entered her knotted pussy, the hiker felt the built-up pressure hit a sudden release. Luckily the shaft buried deep within her throat muffled the scream of pure pleasure as she climaxed; otherwise the entire plane would have been woken up by her deafening moans. Another set of gushing squirts pulsed from her quivering lips as she rocked her pelvis back into the knot inside of her. Her insides clenched, and milked the spent cock dry; while coating it in a layer of her own nectar.
As her entire body trembled, she felt the trainer’s cock throb against her tongue. His hand pulled on her hair, bringing her almost all the way off his length, before jerking himself off into her open mouth. His dominance dragged her climax out, as did the feeling of warm, salty cum splashing against her tongue and the back of her throat as well as some stray shots hitting her cheeks and chin. Like his Umbreon, he had a lot to give, and only released Nadia once he had given her every drop. The hiker swallowed eventually, but not before letting the seed coat the entirety of her mouth, and wantonly allowing his flavour to rest on her tongue. In her younger years, the thought of cum going anywhere near her open mouth had been enough to make her gag. She had, however, found that the warmth, saltiness, and gooey texture were rather pleasant.
Umbreon and his trainer caught their breath first, and soon the dark-type’s knot had gone down a sufficient amount; with a pop he could free himself from Nadia’s cum-coated pussy. He hopped shakily down onto the floor, and quickly nestled up to the hiker’s Espeon who was now asleep.
“S-sorry about that…”
The trainer murmured, seemingly embarrassed by how he had treated the naked girl in the heat of the moment. The hiker slowly rose to her hands and knees, still trembling wildly from her mind-melting orgasm, but she offered a warm smile.
“N-no need… I l-liked it..”
Was her response, as the dark-type’s cum started to leak out of her onto the seat. Much of it must have still been inside of her as she struggled to put her panties and sweatpants back on; but that was not a problem really. The male trainer then handed Nadia her discarded tank top, before pointing at her left cheek.
“Um, there’s a little…”
He said, going a little red in the face as the female proceeded to run her index finger along the streak of cum then licking said finger clean. “Thanks.” She replied calmly.
“Ccsskkk. Ladies and gentleman, we will soon be proceeding towards landing; so please put your seatbelts on and make sure your seats are in an upright position. Flight attendants will be along shortly to check on you. Thank you for flying with us today, and we hope you have a pleasant stay in Unova.” The captain announced over the PA system. It was lucky that the trio had finished when they did, but Nadia still felt guilty about what she had just done. One stewardess in particular looked at her with suspicion; but how could she know? The hiker decided to ignore her, and instead rolled over onto her side, and gazed out of the window as Castelia came into view. She was home. Sore, but home!
((Special thanks to http://trainer-maggie.tumblr.com/ for proofing it for me! It won’t let me tag you for some reason!))
Yass thats 🔥
So ive been playing Pokemon Go recently,
Yeah ive played it religiously. Like every day on the way to work and back for months now. Shits been good fam o yiss~.
I even got lopunny evolved and even though he's weak rn lopunny still ima still keep him there as my bud.
Well about a week ago i read a lopunny pokeporn fanfic from @pokephilefantasy about a male lopunny named Edel that took my emotions in like every direction imaginable.
And it got my motor goin'. Like really goin. Like a switch flicked in my brain and my body was like pushing at 110%. A trainer and his male lopunny grow together and they explore their feelings toward one another until they end in super hot trainer x lopunny sex? Sweet god yess.
Well after i read through that and fast forward to friday afternoon and im coming home from work and im playing PoGo on the bus like usual. I saw that I had some dust left so i figured i could boost my lopun a bit more Power wise. So there i go to boost his power and
Bam. Like the whole story came flying back like a bird coming home to roost. Well all my arousal from that came crasing into me like a skydiving falcon heading straight between my legs.
Annnd holy fuck did my body snap to attention. Like my body hit 0-60 real quick and while my body was flexing its creative wings for what it thought was supposed to be funtime, my mind was having an Absolute. Fucking. Meltdown.
Nonononono. Now is not the time and or place for this. Just for context if youve never been on a bus there is very little space on a bus. Like none at all. Something happens and every one around you is gonna notice. And holy hell was something hapening to me then. My cheeks flushed and my heartbeat sped up like i was running a marathon. I just put my headphones on and tried to ignore the heat in my cheeks. But you know what i couldn't ignore? The hellstorm in my pants.
There i am on a bus and im doin my best not to squirm but at this point my body is hyper sensitive to any movement i make and my bus stop is like not even a few stops away and im trying to calm down enough to get myself under control. And i did more or less. I wasn't exaxtly hard but you'd still notice if looked for it. So at that point my stop was here and at this point i just thought, "Fuck it, just move quick and don't think". So i jumped out of my seat and straight the middle door, just as red as when i started and no less aroused. The rest of the trip home was fine but those like 7 minutes on the bus were the most akward 7 minutes i could remember. Destroy Dick December had nothing on me when i got home.
Look at him.
Does his face look like the face of mercy to you?
But seriously, @pokephilefantasy, that story; 10/10 will fap again.You made me really love the concept of lopunny. Male Lopunny for that matter. Everyone should go check him out if pokeporn fics are your thing. Just play nice everyone please. ~.~
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