“...—and I think that’s the gist of it. It’s a really simple process once you get the hang of it...so do you understand?”
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“...—and I think that’s the gist of it. It’s a really simple process once you get the hang of it...so do you understand?”
xoxscarlett
“I know! Oh really that’s so cool? Which sorority are you in?”
“Ever heard of Alpha Gama Delta?”
anniewhtvr:
“You don’t have to be able to dance you jump around and shake it off like Taylor Swift at an awards show.”
“I’m not even sure I can do that! For a girl who does martial arts you’d think I’d be more graceful.”
wtf-itsstella
“People who get jealous. There was some competition. It was down to me and one other girl, really. You don’t have to drink at parties. I know several people who just don’t like drinking or getting drunk.”
“Ah, well anyone who acts on envy is no friend of mine, especially if it’s something petty like that. Yeah, I know, but I’m not sure the idea of being surrounded by drunk people is appealing while you’re sober. Besides, I’d rather not be everyone’s taxi when they’re too inebriated to even stand up.”
anniewhtvr
“I think we all need to take a step back from the stress that is rush week and relax so who’s going to join me in relaxing and letting stress go by dancing to music at an ‘appropriate’ volume.”
“That sounds like fun, but I, uh can’t exactly dance if my life depended on it?”
xoxscarlett
“Well actually I was on the phone! But you’re really pretty so you look like someone I could potentially conduct a conversation with. I haven’t seen you around here? Are you new or something?
“Oh sorry I—...oh gosh, thank you, you are too! Technically no, I started last year but this is my first year in a sorority.”
wtf-itsstella
“You never know. People like to spread rumors to try and bring us down. She was ecstatic. I’ve wanted to be president since I rushed. It just felt like it was something I needed to do or was meant to do. Yeah, it’s been…different with the new changes. But my exec board has been great and we’re cooperating as much as we need to. I mean, it depends. Some people it’s a natural thing. Others just have to find what they’re comfortable with.”
“Who’d ever do that? Especially when people idolize your parties? That’s awesome that you got it, was there any fierce competition? I feel like I can’t take either side on that, neither can my liver.”
“no, not at all– i’m referring to the literal mess in the campus courtyard that occurred at just after three o’clock this morning. bloody disaster, shaving creme and feathers everywhere.”
“...oh—sorry i was completely unaware, but gosh that sounds chaotic. i guess the new regulations haven’t exactly gone into effect, then.
wtf-itsstella
“Aw, well thank you. I’m glad people are still saying good things about us. Mhmm. President and could not be more excited. My cousin was the president two years ago, so I’ve gotten some pointers on how to properly ‘rule’. You should step out of the comfort zone. Parties can be fun if you try.”
“Oh, of course! Yeah why wouldn’t they? That’s incredible though, that form of leadership is definitely an honor, and your cousin must be proud then. I’m sure the advice needed to be somewhat revised with all the changes though, yeah? I thought the idea of parties was that one shouldn’t try, the excitement and enjoyment comes naturally?”
“if anyone asks, you can blame the disastrous state of campus on the meatheads. i heard they went a little mad during their hazing.”
“...oh, are you referring to the regulation revision? well i’m sure it wasn’t all of them that instigated the altercations, no?”
wtf-itsstella
“Hm. I’ve never heard that explanation before. But to each his own, right? It’s awesome…well if you like parties. We pride ourselves on throwing some of the best parties and being some of the most fun girls on campus, no offense. I’m president this year, so even with these new rules I’m going to make sure we uphold our reputation. Yeah, but there are some good ones there.”
“Yeah I’ve heard a lot about you guys, you’re essentially party royalty in everyone’s eyes. President? Wow, I’d never thought I’d talk to the new queen of parties, long may you reign. It’s stressful position, I’m presuming...but I’m sure you’ll be excellent!...I mean I’m not exactly a connoisseur of parties, especially not yours, but I’m sure you meet the credentials quite often.”
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“Another year, another new pledge class. Can’t you just tell how excited I am to judge them all and ruin their self-esteem for possibly, like, forever? It’s a real thrill.”
“Uh, yeah you seem very excited. Good for you, then.”
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wtf-itsstella
“That and your “everything is beautiful” comment. Ha, yup. DAT and proud. Really? You don’t know a single one? Well, I guess some of them are pretty big a-holes, so I can see that.”
“What can I say? I thoroughly appreciate the aesthetics of this campus. What’s it like in that sorority? Nope not one. Ah, I assumed so, affluence leads to ignorance, as I've observed.”
wtf-itsstella
“Let me guess, you’re in Alpha Gamma Delta, ha. Well I’m glad you haven’t noticed it. Maybe it’s just a big difference for my chapter. That’s what you’re excited about? What about how the Alpha Delta Pi’s refurbished their off campus house?”
“Did the enthusiasm for the renovated library give it away? A big difference, hmm? Are you from Delta Alpha Theta, then? Well that’s certainly wonderful too! Although I don’t know anyone from there...”