mechanicaljewel

I have feels, and I understand this is where one is supposed to express them. I currently have feels on: • Fallout (mostly TV and NV) And have, in the past, had feels on: • Dragon Age • Our Flag Means Death • Good Omens • James Bond • Far Cry 4

[mechanical-jewel]

Work Hack: Not telling your boss that she probably also has ADHD so that you can continue to manipulate her perception of your workload.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Sherlock Holmes having a universal ace experience -- expressing disinterest and immediately getting called an inhuman robot.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#images#sherlock holmes#sorry i don't turn rabid and marry the prettiest girl in sight at the push of a button my dear watson

Watson is like "of course I proposed marriage to a girl I met two days ago, I'm normal and make rational decisions"

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#I read this part just the other day#He literally proposes within two days it’s crazy

Every Sherlock Holmes remake that tries to make Watson the straight man does him a great injustice. Mfer is a total madlad. Everyone's like "oh he's not addicted to hard drugs and doesn't do chemistry experiments in his bedroom for fun" there are subtler ways to be completely unhinged.

[elf-kid2]

The thing is, Watson may or may not instigate the Situations & Shenanigans, but he voluntarily spends most of his Sherlock Holmes, who DOES!

““Normal”“ people do not do that.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Watson will show up at Holmes' place and be like "are you doing any investigations of super weird shit today" and Holmes will be like "yes I am cornering this dangerous mass murderer, you should come and bring your gun in case anyone tries to shoot us" and Watson will do it without question, thinking "I'm so glad he's got something wholesome to distract himself with so he doesn't take more cocaine".

[itswalky]

[geeoharee]

[mechanical-jewel]

Watson just has ADHD, looking to do anything other than his job. Then he made his hobby his job and eventually had to pretend his best friend died to make himself stop. But then he wanted to do that again and had to make up another ridiculous story to explain why his friend was actually still alive.

[mechanical-jewel]

Thoughts on "AI tells" (maybe you actually should consider avoiding them!)

[mechanical-jewel]

Now I'm back on my villianshipping bullshit

Guess who posted a Caesar/Arcade prompt to a dead kinkmeme, then basically immediately autofilled it?

It's non-con intercrural, do you need any more information than that? :3

Fine, here's the prompt: After Arcade cures Caesar's tumor, he is "rewarded" with being allowed(/required) to sleep in Caesar's bed. It's not long before Arcade wakes up one night with Caesar going to town between his thighs.

[mechanical-jewel]

I'm back on my fandom archiving / prompt hoarding bullshit.

(for Fallout this time)

I've been hoping someone would open a new Fallout kinkmeme after the show started, and then the second season, but as far as I can tell, no one has. I don't want to be responsible for one, but I thought I'd at least start rounding up the prompts of the many dead kinkmemes out there on to my Raindrop account, linked above.

I started with the prompts that were posted after their mods stopped updating their Pinboards (if they even had one), but since you need a Pinboard account to access those old bookmarks now, I plan to eventually copy everything to Raindrop.

It says "Prompts Only" because I'm not going to bother tracking fills or removing filled prompts. If a prompt currently has a fill, it's tagged "filled". Clicking the search button (🔍) will pull up the list of tags.

Technically, you can keep posting prompts to any of these kinkmemes if you want (I...may have already done so :3), they're just unmoderated, so do so at your own risk. If you do, feel free to give me a nudge to add it to the Raindrop.

[mechanical-jewel]

Hey, remember when we used to make funny PowerPoints AND porn was allowed on Tumblr? Luke Evans's Met Gala fit made me want to repost my old Tom of Finland PowerPoint, but you'll have to go over to Imgur to see it.

[unrealunearths]

merry crisis

[inthetags]

Reblog and put the species of the nearest stuffed animal

[wearfinethingsalltoowell]

Honestly I’m on Ed’s side when it comes to throwing out Stede’s books and clothes.

Like, obviously Stede should be mad about the crew and Lucius, but at the end of the day, the books are just things.

Both because- 1) Ed had no way of knowing Stede would be back and 2) Stede wasn’t actually planning on coming back when he left (if Mary had accepted him, he might have stayed)

I’d toss his clothes too.

[mechanical-jewel]

It's totally Ed's way of saying, "Don't reach out looking for your stuff, I know it's a ploy..."

[mechanical-jewel]

THEN HE’LL NEED SOMEONE TO PUSH HIS GUTS BACK IN AMIRITE??

[whitepeopletwitter]

[yesterdaysprint]

The Baltimore Sun, Maryland, July 12, 1929

[mechanical-jewel]

I downloaded this app again because there's a distinct lack of shitposting in my life and I think that might honestly make me happier

[mechanical-jewel]

People I can't take seriously

Antis: Omg shipping underage characters is pedophilia!! Even if you age them up, even if you only ship them with each other, you're basically a pedophile apologist and putting actual minors in danger!!

Their blog header: [Age 13-17]

Me: You know, in my day, when we were worried about sexual predators in online spaces, WE DIDN'T TELL ANYONE HOW OLD WE WERE. WE *LIED* ABOUT OUR AGES, **SPECIFICALLY BECAUSE** WE'D BEEN WARNED ABOUT PREDATORS. IF YOU REALLY BELIEVED THESE PEOPLE WERE PREDATORS, YOU WOULD SAY YOU WERE 22 LIKE I DID WHEN I WAS 14.

[mechanical-jewel]

I wanted Solas and Cole to talk about Good Omens but the stupid egg made it all about himself.

Cole: They loved being real, so they saved the world.

Solas: They preserved the world as it was. That may not constitute saving it. After all, the world they loved was entirely predicated on a mistake.

Cole: The demon made the humans make the mistake, the spirit helped them survive.

Solas: And sowed the seeds of all destruction. The world was corrupted and became what it never should have been.

Cole: But the people would have been hurt.

Solas: People had been hurt by their mistake for millenia. Do we leave a wound to fester to avoid amputating the limb?

[ijaazat]

I gotta go I'm doing hot girl shit *continues to peel the yellow wallpaper*

[mechanical-jewel]

I just engaged with Dragon Age fandom making a philosophical argument about the legal rights/protections for an entirely fictional class of people.

So if I turn up murdered any time within the next, like, decade, you'll know why.