Cotton Candy Heart

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[cttncndyhrt]

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[cttncndyhrt]

"So anyway this is the cover of my new fanfic I'm writing titled Heart Of A Horse!"

;;(Horse Butch art obvi by @gunslinginnhogtyin !!!)

[cttncndyhrt]

Okay, so going by your logic, we can't verify if Jesus ever gave mortals the green light when it comes to horse dick.

"Yes! But, more importantly, we can't verify that he ever gave mortals the red light, either!"

[gunslinginnhogtyin]

Butch almost regrets his bargain the moment those eyes take on the size of saucers before she hurries off. Of course she would already have something in mind. A sigh of relief leaves him then; anything was better than… than this, wasn’t it?

He’s sorely mistaken, and he realizes this the moment she whips out—THAT—THAT THING. Regret hits him upside the head like a brick.

“W-W-Why d’ya have that!? Why’s it RAINBOW COLORED!?” The cowboy sputters in bewilderment. Well… atleast it wasn’t the real thing…but still!

“A-Are ya sure y’wouldn’t rather do somethin’ with a dragon dick ‘nstead? S’lot bigger! Hahaha—m’sure y’got one’a those lyin’ ‘round somewhere, don’cha? Yer a freak, afterall!”

[cttncndyhrt]

"You know exactly why I have this." She says it so matter-of-factly, followed by a few bounces of her eyebrows.

"But I guess I could settle for dragon, too. At least it fits your usual demon motif better! I've got a few, though-- what kinda dragon are we talkin' about?"

[townofcadence]

"Why don't we just stop speaking forever."

[cttncndyhrt]

"You're just afraid that it might actually be good."

[cttncndyhrt]

The people hated Jesus because he was right about mortals being kind to each other. Not sucking horse dick.

"Actually there's no possible way for us to verify everything Jesus ever said or did-- so for all we know he TOTALLY could've done that too!"

[townofcadence]

There are no words to articulate the immense weight of his 'what the actual fuck'ness right now.

[cttncndyhrt]

"The people hated Jesus because he was right."

[cttncndyhrt]

;;Hey y'all! I see I got a few new followers 'cause of all this horsin' around, just letting you all know that I'm at work right now and will be checking out y'all's blogs when I can!

[risingshine]

"It is! Been busy with a buncha stuff!! How have ya been, dear?"

[cttncndyhrt]

"Yeah I hear ya, I've been keeping busy too! I've been good, though! Not dead, so that's a plus. How about you?"

[cttncndyhrt]

;;for my own sanity, I do need to explain a bit about Candi. When it comes to sexual stuff, she is often very insistent. She gets excited, and to some degree it's how she plays/jokes around, but it is serious, too. However, if anyone were to express she was making them genuinely uncomfortable, or to tell her "no" in a way that was completely serious, she would 100% stop without question!

[gunslinginnhogtyin]

@cttncndyhrt replied:

"Wh-- EXCUSE YOU?? You haven't even tried, so there's no way you'd know! Pussies are like hearts, you can fit as much as you believe in them!" Hair flip. "Though I guess... maybe you're just too chicken to even try."

“….I’un…think that’s true.” God, when did he become the rational one? He feels like he’s losing his mind here! Fucking someone who’s been turned into a horse is weird, right? RIGHT!?

“I ain’t no chicken—I’m a horse. Ugh… I’ll fuck ya with literally anythin’ but this horse dick f’it’ll getcha t’shut up, l’right? Jus—jus’ lemme figure this out, would ya?”

[cttncndyhrt]

She waves a hand dismissively. The depth was in the pussy of the beholder, or something like that! But then, a gasp! "Really??"

"Deal! I've got just the perfect thing in mind, hold on--" She runs off into her room, but comes back just a moment later. She shows Butch what she's brought with her. It's a big, colorful, horse dildo.

"How about this, huh? Totally different, right?" She seems a little smug for being able to do this.

[cttncndyhrt]

"Candi!!! Hi!!!~"

"Oh hey Chiasa!! Long time no see!"

[cttncndyhrt]

"Also--" Tucks hair behind ear.

"I'm so flattered someone considers me goth! I've always thought of it as more e-girl in style, but I'd never complain about being called a goth baddie!"

[cttncndyhrt]

;;time to pull this one out again

[gunslinginnhogtyin]

Oh no, not this awkward conversation again.

“What’s wrong with ya, woman!? Y’don’t want none’a this—I-I’m tellin’ ya! I’m a fuckin’ HORSE right now!”

[cttncndyhrt]

"What's the problem? You still have all of your human-level sentience!"

"Besides, I definitely know what I want, and that's horse co-"

[cttncndyhrt]

"Back to being a horse again, huh?"

[townofcadence]

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