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OH MY HEART
“I’m not ready for kids” LOL
It’s giveaway time again! I’m actually two away from 800, but I originally wanted to do this at 707 so I won’t make you wait any longer.
Prizes
1st: half-body
2nd: portrait
3rd: simple style full body
Rules
Must be following me. New followers are welcome, but don’t unfollow once it’s over. Please check my blog first to see if it’s your thing.
Likes and reblogs count, and multiple reblogs are okay as long as you don’t get spammy. No giveaway blogs.
Winners will be selected with a random number generator, contacted via ask, and must respond within 48 hours. If not, I’ll pick again.
I’ll draw any character/original character with humanoid features.
Thank you all very much for your support!! Ends September 28th.
Reblog and like if you want a copy of Dream Daddy but can’t afford it: Giveaway ends 8/6/17 @11:59pm EST
I want to give away 3 copies of Dream Daddy to people tight on money. There are no conditions, just reblog and like to be entered.
If you aren’t looking to enter/just want to share the post please only reblog.
I’ll leave this up for 1 week. Winners will be chosen at random by a generator. I’ll message the winners and ask for your steam name so I can buy the game for you.
I want anyone who wants to to be able to play the game because it’s incredibly adorable and soothing and I know not everyone is in such a position to be making these kinds of purchases.
Reblog and like if you want a copy of Dream Daddy but can’t afford it: Giveaway ends 8/6/17 @11:59pm EST
I want to give away 3 copies of Dream Daddy to people tight on money. There are no conditions, just reblog and like to be entered.
If you aren’t looking to enter/just want to share the post please only reblog.
I’ll leave this up for 1 week. Winners will be chosen at random by a generator. I’ll message the winners and ask for your steam name so I can buy the game for you.
I want anyone who wants to to be able to play the game because it’s incredibly adorable and soothing and I know not everyone is in such a position to be making these kinds of purchases.
Maple's profile on the art commissions platform Artists&Clients.
I made a page for my commissions on here, please consider asking me to draw you something!
I just stole this from Facebook
ive been legitimately laughing at this for like 3 days
Coexisting With The Fair Folk Who Have Taken Up Residence In/Around/Beneath Your University: A How-To Guide
See more of my comics here, and my art here!
Whole bunch of lore/things I couldn’t fit/everything I love about the overlap in superstition and General College Weirdness below the cut-
Keep reading
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I haven’t posted anything here since a while, so here; guinea pigs. A small gif update on them. Mint is getting old and her girl buddy Chouquette left us, so we organised ourselves to get her a new friend. We found a male at our local shelter, so we got him home and he settled in nicely. They both have their own cage but the cages are basically next to one another so they do have some companionship and both get a lot of loving on (without babies). Mint is still her same old self. She seemed to be more sad and quiet when her buddy died, but ever since we got the new guy she seems to have a true revival; she’s much more lively again :)
Youkou, the new dude, has expressed his happiness at being here in many ways including lots of popcorning, plopping in the middle of his cage for a nap and YELLING at us because the fridge is open, don’t we know it means he gets veggies??! Mint taught him well; when we got him it was said he never had veggies and had been manhandled by his previous owner, a toddler. Now he seems to love us and understood veggies are the best thing in the world. At first his voice was all squeaky, it felt like he didn’t do much wheeking before? Now he definitely knows how to get attention and is a pretty loveable little guy!
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Reblog the Money Bird in 10 seconds and you will be blessed with loads of sweet cash in your life!!!
hells yeah i’m not passing up money bird
“King Elessar, why is half your cabinet Orcs?”
“Because it’s the Fourth Age!”
I LOVE EVERY BIT OF THIS
I hate to be “that guy”, but Frodo’s mithril shirt was Dwarven, not Elven. *adjusts glasses*
Ok but these are funny
“People comparing real life to Harry Potter are retarted”
*does bullshit like this*
Duh, it’s only childish when the left does it. Though to be fair, the very first one did make me laugh.
See if the left does this stuff as a tongue in cheek joke, I laugh too.
I saw a lot of these as jokes that are parodies of general progressive attitudes than actually an attempt at political commentary. The harry potter shit seems to be serious more often than not, but I might be mistaken.
Have you had Umbridge comparisons used in your Parliament yet?
The Harry Potter ones are far too often serious analogies.
Yeah, I saw these as jokes, not serious political commentary
Good news for everyone who voted in this poll:
I managed to implement what I wanted for the MC, and you can therefore customise her! There’s a total of 48 different possible MC for you to play as, appearance wise :)
I’ll detail it all a little more tomorrow when I post a small progress log.
*innocent whistling in French*
10/10 qu’il a juste récité le monologue de Mission Cléopatre.
Trump: Is that a good uhh… situation, president of uhh … Paris?
Macron: Mais, vous savez, moi je ne crois pas qu'il y ait de bonne ou de mauvaise situation. Moi, si je devais résumer ma vie aujourd'hui avec vous, je dirais que c'est d'abord des rencontres, des gens qui m'ont tendu la main, peut-être à un moment où je ne pouvais pas, où j'étais seul chez moi. Et c'est assez curieux de se dire que les hasards, les rencontres forgent une destinée… Parce que quand on a le goût de la chose, quand on a le goût de la chose bien faite, le beau geste, parfois on ne trouve pas l'interlocuteur en face, je dirais, le miroir qui vous aide à avancer. Alors ce n'est pas mon cas, comme je le disais là, puisque moi au contraire, j'ai pu ; et je dis merci à la vie, je lui dis merci, je chante la vie, je danse la vie… Je ne suis qu'amour! Et finalement, quand beaucoup de gens aujourd'hui me disent : “Mais comment fais-tu pour avoir cette humanité ?” Eh bien je leur réponds très simplement, je leur dis que c'est ce goût de l'amour, ce goût donc qui m'a poussé aujourd'hui à entreprendre une construction mécanique, mais demain, qui sait, peut-être simplement à me mettre au service de la communauté, à faire le don, le don de soi…
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The demo is now available to Patreon, one week early!
Royal Wedding Quest!’s demo will be available to everyone on the 26th of May 2017, between 16h and 20h GMT+1.
While the demo is free, if you enjoyed it, it would be highly appreciated if you donated any amount on itch.io or became a patron.
Becoming a patron will also allow you to see progress before anyone else and have access to more side content, as well as all sort of nice rewards!
:)
Please share this as much as possible, I appreciate it!
A new chance at normal life after what feels like a lifetime in jail.
As some of my followers may know, I always wanted to make video games; that wish has come true now!
It took me a lot of work but I did it; it’s short, but for a first I’m pretty satisfied with it!
It was made for the tyranobuilder game jam. The theme was “Fresh Start”. I felt it was a good opportunity to raise a bit of awareness for a social issue that rarely get any attention by showing the hardships of Parole. I’m not a professional on the matter but did a lot of research and read a lot of things by people who went through it, so I hope it I did it justice; at least, I did my best.
I’ll be posting a more in depth explanation on all my artistic choices for this game on my Patreon, so please consider supporting me there :)
I’d also appreciate making this post circulate on tumblr so more people can play my game, so any reblogs are welcomed and encouraged!
I never knew how much I needed this
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“You put so much ginger in this it’s a Weasley” 💀
Yall
Like Gordon is savage yall. Comes straight for the jugular. Roasts people as well as he roasts chicken.
The olive oil one took me all the way out. Like… 😂😂😂😂😂
Can anyone explain how you burn ice cream? I have so many questions
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200 Follower Giveaway! (Part 2!) 04/18/2017-04/30/2017
Black and White Silk Dancer’s outfit for MSD
Pictured on Resinsoul Yao.
Waist and Ankles have ribbons to tie to suit a variety of sizes.
I tried this on my Resinsoul Ai body, and its a tight fit, and the legs are short, but it did go on, I also tried the pants on a Monster High Tall Clawdeen, and they did tighten down and fit her.
Rules!
Must be Following me. (Reblogging to your doll blog, while you follow with a main, that’s fine)
Reblog and Like for Entry. Reblog = 1 Entry, Like = 1 entry. Only 2 entries per person.
No Giveaway Blogs.
18 or older, please. I have to get your address to mail it to you.
International winner will be expected to pay half shipping. US shipping will be free.
I’ll draw a winner from some sort of randomizer 05/01/2017
I am doing a part 1, for SD men. You can enter both, but only win 1.
Please have your PMs open by the end, so I can contact you for your address.
I have cats, and am an Ex-smoker. Some items were thrifted and/or repurposed, and have unknown allergens.
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Edited to add that it is silk!