Too Hot? Hot Damn.

Make a dragon wanna retire, man.

[classically-lit-memes4u]

RIP to everyone killed by the gods for their hubris but im different. and better. maybe even better than the gods

[unstablecryptid]

[still-homophobic]

hey quick question what does this mean

[thatguythatlikesmgsandthenewyear]

Watch out boys we got a city slicker

[memewhore]

[dispatchesfromtheclasswar]

[bbcwhereareyou]

The Invisible Hand of Your Mom wiping your butt for you so you can pretend like you’re having Important Man Thoughts

[guilty-as-battery-charged-deact]

This makes me think about how Emily Dickinson was writing her poems and suffering from chronic depression but still somehow found time to contribute to the housekeeping and do all the baking and look after her sick mother. The Brontes sisters too still had to run the house for their elderly father and addict brother (who by all accounts did nothing and slept most of the day) while writing their poems and novels. Women writers have never enjoyed this privilege. . 

[wellpresseddaisy]

Jane Austen only had a small desk in a public room.

After you learn more about women writers in the past, you really understand A Room of One’s Own.

[shadow-banned-the-hedgehog]

[emowesanderson]

Gerard Way writing mcr's first new song in a decade

[hyperionangel]

absolutely nothing will top the video game experience of being SHIT at a video game but all the npcs you come into contact with are in awe of you for being the most amazing and talented person they’ve ever met

[hyperionangel]

the seven year old daughter of some npc i’m helping out: PAPA! YOU MUST COME MEET THE HERO WHO SAVED MY LIFE!

me, dropping a grenade on the ground accidentally and immediately blowing myself up:

[ittybittytatertot]

Pokemon is almost always the opposite of this. I’ll have 6 gods in my party and won the championship a half dozen times and some snot nosed kid with one diglet will still be like, “you think you can beat me?”

[anarchistfrogposting]

Isabelle supports revolutionary insurrection

[monorayjak]

Isabelle is ready, are you?

[comradekatara]

a concept: zuko waiting tables at the jasmine dragon as a well-deserved break from firelord duties, but he does not understand how he keeps getting recognized!!! he’s wearing green and everything!!! it’s inexplicable!!!

[comradekatara]

zuko: hi what can I get for you today?

extremely bemused customer: um...... aren’t you the firelord???

zuko: you know, I get that a lot. I think it’s the nose

[tophagentofchaos]

After a while it’s just

Zuko, without skipping a beat: No, his scar’s on the other side.

[swiggity-swexual-i-am-asexual]

Important diplomat who has visited the jasmine dragon but has NOT met the firelord before: excuse me aren’t you a waiter.

[tophagentofchaos]

Zuko, deadpan: Yes. I am Lee, humble tea server, who has kidnapped Firelord Zuko and replaced him. You have seen through my facade. What gave it away? Was it the hair? I knew I didn’t have the crown on right.

Alternately:

Zuko, deadpan: Oh didn’t you know? The Jasmine Dragon was so successful that I was appointed Firelord.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Can’t think of a single apocalypse or plague movie that anticipated the run on toilet paper.

[pimentogirl]

[homoslovenc]

can’t believe a supernatural gif is aplicable to 2020 events…….. this is definitely the worst possible timeline

[just-shower-thoughts]

[killowave]

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

some time ago i read good omens and thought “great book, but what if crowley were gay, a great writer, and somewhat sexually involved with aziraphale?” and, me being me, i wrote a poem on this concept entitled “What If An Angel And A Demon Fell In Love? Wouldn’t That Be Nifty?” and today it won me a hundred fucking dollars in a poetry contest. so take that neil gaiman

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

Oh lover, you’re a triumph, an undone calamity As flagrantly forbidden as the fruit up Eden’s tree I’m coiled like a caliphate; your hand crawls up my thigh The only of the seven sins you never can deny

You’ll never say you love me, though; you can’t admit you care You won’t admit you love me like the drowning love the air You claim that I am nothing but the pride before the fall And maybe I have fallen, but I love you, after all

For I’m a devil; I can raise, then raze, than radiate I am a devil; I bleed black as ichor soaked in hate I am a devil; I deal in the secret side of pain Renunciation of salvation, dreamers down the drain.

And you’re an angel; you protect and guard all wondrous things You are an angel; you can rest the wide world on your wings You are an angel; you give the ineffable a voice You’re absolutes and absolution; I’m the thrill of choice.

Oh, lover, you are swords and crowns, crucifictitious tears, You’re covenants and convents and ecclesiastic years, Evangelist, avenger, Jonah in the wailing wall Pour plagues into the populace and kill the first sons, all

You want to say you love me like all demons love despair I want to say I love you like all angels love their prayer Oh lover, I’ll prostrate myself and never cut my hair, Oh lover, I have loved you since before the stars were there

You are an angel; you can lead the righteous in attack I am a devil; I can lead the wretched fighting back, I live to love you; it cleaves like a comet ’cross my soul You incarnation of creation I cannot control Though I cannot he holy, when I’m with you, I am whole.

[two-nipples-maybe-more]

[mewwitch]

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

jesus fucking christ

[did-you-know]

Your meanest friend may be the one who loves you the most. 

Studies show people who make others experience negative emotions believe the impact of those emotions will benefit them in the long run. When it comes to close friends, those who are harsh and honest probably just want what’s best for you. 

(Source, Source 2)

[fuks]

[stimman3000]

.

[theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly]

RELEASE THE BUBBLE HORSE

[onlytwitterpics]

[patrickat]

It’s been less “a jump to the left” and more like standing still as the nation takes “a step to the right.”

[brainstatic]

“Don’t call Trump supporters nazis, it hurts their feelings.”

[jewish-privilege]

Yes, this is real (link to tweet). Yes, Tucker Carlson is literally repeating Nazi propaganda that aided the genocide of the Romani during the Holocaust. Yes, I am furious. 

(Also, although there is a large population of Romani in Romania, they aren’t indigenous to Romania. They’re a diasporic group originally from northern India.)

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

Romani and Jewish have been screaming at the top of their lungs for years about neo-fascism in Europe, and Americans were totally aloof.

Then neo-fascism reared its head in America, but Roma and Jews were left out of the conversation in terms of people being impacted, because our oppression was “over.”

Now Tucker Carlson is on live TV using slurs and Nazi propaganda about Romani people, and I’m 90% most people on the left are just going to ignore it.

[volaee]

It’s fucking starting y'all. It’s happening again.

If you’re not Jewish or Roma PLEASE BOOST THIS.