Shitpost Hellsite

Hello! I'm Umby (He/They). Welcome to my Personal Blog

[ultirex]

“feeling like a person again” collection

[dreadwedge]

As a transsexual woman 👩 who has had multiple experiences ‼️ I have found 🔎 that the biggest block of cheese 🧀 is usually the one ☝️ that has the largest size 📈

[dreadwedge]

mature content

[meli-mouse]

based on this post

[newdoges]

[flanbolt]

[starboyyearnsforthestars]

I don't care if we're mutals, I WILL be scared to talk to you

[angelbabymikaa]

why the fuck is everything labeled mature content now who runs this app? mormons??????

[baddywronglegs]

We're gonna have a hard time convincing future generations the phrase "Trumped-up charges" is etymologically unrelated.

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

:D

[cryptile]

Something my dear friend said to me that i think fits

[tomb-mold]

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

[laineysbucketlist]

Completely misread this release schedule and for a second I thought it meant that the set after the underwater world would be Universes Beyond: Detroit.

[laineysbucketlist]

But in any case, a Zhalfir set is all I've ever wanted and I'm very excited for that one. Hoping for a cool new Teferi card or two.

[moth-grrrl-mavis]

Honestly looking forward to mecha vs kaiju. The fact two planes are colliding also fascinates me, I'm assuming it has something to do with reality fracture.

[dungeonmastersconsortium]

I can't say too much without getting in trouble, but I'm fairly certain Titanfall is an Omenpaths thing!

[gay-lotus]

31 hours deep into the insomniac’s gambit and i tried to microwave a popsicle

[gay-lotus]

31 hours deep into the insomniac’s gambit and i posted on the wrong blog again

[gay-lotus]

[ecstasemen]

im developing cataracts in my right eye and ill be getting surgery for it on sunday so art might be paused for a bit next week ...

[butch-witches-deactivated202412]

to help OP out for each day it is healing I will invent a new minion hybrid.

day 1: if a minion and shrek had sex that produced viable offspring

[ecstasemen]

that's okay. you dont need to do that actually

[altocat]

[theylov3evie]

Me?

[cellberry]

Gongaga.

[sacred-portal]

[nyanbinyuri]

[closet-keys]

Underrated form of intimacy: being silly together

[anxietyproblem]

[unofficial-autism-post]

Unofficial Autism Post